LJ POV
Did he really just jump on my back? Oh Hell No!!!! Nobody jumps on my back and gets away with it!
Without thinking about it, I pushed him off and got to my feet growling at him. Oh boy was I furious. Who does he think he his!? I am not a jumping house I will not be jumped on!!!
He shifted back. He was still in front of me and he shifted back into his human form. He stood there completely nude, letting his man hood show to the world. Can we talk about gross!!!
"Shift back now!" He demanded. He thinks I am stupid enough to just shift back and show myself to him. Better think again buster, not happening!!
I just shook my head. Nope not happening. Then something soft hit me in the head. I growled at Jordan.
I went behind a tree, shifted, got dressed and went back out.
"What!?!" I yelled at him.
"You will get in the car willingly or I will put you there. Your choice." He said calmly.
"I will get in willingly if you take me to get my things and to get my car. Then leave me alone. We can talk in the car." I felt a sharp pain to my heart when I said that. It felt like I was telling him I was rejecting him, but I wasn't.
"Okay. But don't change your mind from here to the car."
"Don't tempt me."
"Woman I will drag you if need be."
"Again... is that what you think."
"No. I know for a fact that I will drag you there."
I stopped walking. "Really?"
"Yep! Maybe I will even carry you." He said walking towards me.
"Hey buddy. Relax I will walk. Now turn around and walk."
"Don't tell me what to do."
"And why not?"
"You sure you want that answer."
"Yep" I said letting the 'p' pop.
Before I could say anything more I was being carried, bridal style, out of the forest. I might just get used to this.
"Hmmm... I thought you would have been begging to get out of my arms." I heard him chuckle.
"Nah. I am to lazy. My legs hurt anyways so I think I will just manage it. Just don't drop me."
"Have a little faith darling. Why would I drop such a prize as you? Plus I like you in my arms. All I have to do is slide my hand up a bit and I will be touching your beautiful ass." He said while sliding his hand a little with each word until his hand was on my ass.
"At least one of us is enjoying this. Now get your damn hand off my ass!!"
"Nope I kind of like the fact your not wearing underwear."
"PERV!!!!! And by the way I am wearing a thong!" I yelled jumping out of his arms and pulling the pants down just enough that you could see the tip of the thong. "So how much longer till we reach your car. I am tired and don't feel like walking."
"You can always jump back in these arms. I wont bite hard." he said with a smirk forming on his lips.
"Oh why not! Biting is the best part!" I stomped my foot and started walking the way we were going with my arms folded over my chest.
I made it to the car and found broken glass all over the seat. I growled forgetting I broke his window.
I started scraping the glass off the seat. I was almost done when Jordan came up behind me and nibbled on my shoulder. I let a moan slip out.
I was still scraping the glass and not paying attention to what I was scraping because he was still nibbling. Then I got a sharp pain in my hand and let a whimper past my lips.
I looked down and a huge piece of glass was sticking all the way through my hand. I turned to face Jordan. "Please get it out!"
"But I don't want to hurt you." he said looking at my hand sad.
"Fine I will do it myself!" I ripped it right out of my hand and let it fall to the floor. "I think I'm going to be sick."
I slowly fell to the floor.
"Shit! Shit! Shit! Oh my god! Please stand up. We need to get you out of here."
"Hey calm down. Your moving to fast. You look blurry."
"Babe I'm not moving."
"Are you sure? Because what I am seeing... Oh my god look out! There is a second you behind you!"
He dove to the ground.
"Oh well he is gone now!"
He was doing something behind me but I don't know what it is.
My eyes were getting heavy so I thought I would let them sleep while he did whatever he was doing.
I woke up a few minutes later to the radio playing 'Gangnam Style' by PSY.
"Shut that shit off!!!!" I yelled covering my ears.
The radio shut off and I said thank you.
"Hey now don't fall back asleep. Do you not like that song?"
"I hate it. It sounds like he is saying 'Oops my condoms stuck'. I only hope if he got his condom stuck he wouldn't say it over the radio." He let out a hearty laugh.
"That's a good way to put it. So what do you like to listen to?"
"Go to the woods right by the school so I can get my stuff and I will show you."
"Sounds good! But why is it there?"
"That's where I dropped it when I left you at school before the rogue attack."
"Oh! Do you mind if I ask why you ran off? I mean you looked on the verge of tears."
"Look there's my stuff. I will just go and get that." I jumped out of the car and ran towards it.
'That was close. I don't want him finding out. He wont want us after that.' I told my wolf.
'Yes he will! He is our mate for god sake! He might even love us more after that!' She snapped back.
'Yeah because he will feel sorry! I will not be a damn charity case!' I yelled back, picking the rest of my things up. Luckily they were under a bush so nobody would steal anything. Wait I didn't put it under a bush?
'Stupid human! You were followed yesterday.'
'WHAT!!!!!! someone followed me?'
'Yes!'
I walked back to the car and got in.
"So what are we going to listen to first?"
"Umm... I don't know. I was just going to hit the shuffle button." I said while searching through my bag for my tablet. "Found it!"
I hit the shuffle button and 'Fake ID' by Big & Rich started to play.
"So we are listening to 'Fake ID' by Big & Rich."
"Never heard it so we will listen to it."
I started the song and started to sing a long with it.
*'Hey, I've been driving
All over town
On my cell phone
Wearing' it out
And I've finally tracked you down
Hey, everyone says you're the man
The final piece to my master plan
You got my world in the palm of your hand
Well I know that you got it
Come on and just sell it
Got the cash up in my pocket
You know I gotta get it
Hey, mister wont you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that I'm dyin to see
I got my money and you got what I need
Hey mister wont you sell me a fake ID
Hey don't you even
Think about tellin' me no
It's only twenty minutes til the show
Hey mister turn it over, let's go
No I ain't gonna need a receipt, just make sure
That it looks like me so the bouncer dont call the police
And dont tell my daddy stole the keys to his caddy
Don't dilly-dally, I got to get the hell out of this alley
Hey, mister wont you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that I'm dyin to see
I got my money and you got what I need
Hey mister wont you sell me a fake ID
Here's my money
Now get out of my way
Gonna push my luck
Right up to the stage
Hey, mister wont you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that I'm dyin to see
I got my money and you got what I need
Hey mister, hey mister
Hey, mister wont you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that I'm dyin to see
I got my money and you got what I need
Hey mister wont you sell me a fake ID
Hey, mister wont you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that I'm dyin to see
I got my money and you got what I need
Hey mister wont you sell me a fake ID
Hey mister, hey mister'*
I paused it before going to the next song.
"Damn girl you can sing!" Jordan all but shouted.
"Thanks. So what do you say? Is my music good or bad?"
"It was only one song lets listen to the next one."
"Okay."
I hit play and waited for the next song to play. My screen went black so I didn't know what was playing. Then a techno kind of song started playing. Oh shit!
"Okay not this song!!!!!"
"Hey why not it has to be good! You like it."
"Trust me this song isn't... well... isn't... appropriate."
"Oh then you better not play it. I'm just kidding if you like it we will listen to it."
"Great!"
I started the song again.
(A/N THIS SONG IS REALLY NOT APPROPRIATE SO SKIP IT IF YOU DONT LIKE INAPPROPRIATE SONGS! I GAVE YOU A FAIR WARNING!!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!)
*'If I get you kiss
I'm another to the list
Lets take this slow
Dont wanna be a hoe
I'm probably gonna lick
Feel you up til you drip
Cause you make me nervous
I dont wanna make a slip
Do you like my sexy hair?
I'm not wearing any underwear!
S My D!
Pop it out like lipstick
Razor-sharp eyelashes
Now my fashion just thrashes
In death star black
S My D!
Pop it out like lipstick
Razor-sharp eyelashes
Now my fashion just thrashes
In death star black
Suck My Dick!
Pop it out like lipstick
Razor-sharp eyelashes
Now my fashion just thrashes
In death star black
Suck My Dick!
Pop it out like lipstick
Razor-sharp eyelashes
Now my fashion just thrashes
In death star black
Take me out!
Take me out!
Take the bottles pop 'em out!
My heart is racing
Feet are pacing
This fuckig place is dissipating!
You know its true!
Me and You!
Gimme Gimme more!
On the dance floor!
Stop drop make it roll
Turn around. What the hell?
Go real fast break it down
Do it til you touch the ground
Want it slick? Want it sure?
Bitch I know you want some more
Dance with me and you will see
What a different place this world can be
Do you like my sexy hair?
I'm seriously not wearing underwear!
What!?
S My D!
Pop it out like lipstick
Razor-sharp eyelashes
Now my fashion just thrashes
In death star black
S My D!
Pop it out like lipstick
Razor-sharp eyelashes
Now my fashion just thrashes
In death star black
Suck My Dick!
Pop it out like lipstick
Razor-sharp eyelashes
Now my fashion just thrashes
In death star black
Suck My Dick!
Pop it out like lipstick
Razor-sharp eyelashes
Now my fashion just thrashes
In death star black
So open me up like Christmas!
So open me up like Christmas!
So open me up!
So open me up!
So open me up like Christmas!
So open me up like Christmas!
S My D!
Pop it out like lipstick
Razor-sharp eyelashes
Now my fashion just thrashes
In death star black
S My D!
Pop it out like lipstick
Razor-sharp eyelashes
Now my fashion just thrashes
In death star black
Suck My Dick!
Pop it out like lipstick
Razor-sharp eyelashes
Now my fashion just thrashes
In death star black
Suck My Dick!
Pop it out like lipstick
Razor-sharp eyelashes
Now my fashion just thrashes
In death star black
S My D!
Motherfuckin' Bitches!
Thats right!
Suck it good!
Suck it hard!
Suck it right !*'
(A/N END OF SONG!! FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DIDNT READ IT YOU CAN READ NOW!!!)
"Well that wasn't what I expected." Jordan says wide eyed.
"I am sorry but I told you it wasn't appropriate. Next time you will listen to me. By the way your face was priceless and it still is. Oh My God! I can't stop laughing!!" I said between laughs.
"Well we are at the school. And there is your car. Will I see you tomorrow at school."
"Maybe? Maybe not?" I smiled and started to get out of the car. I turned back to him for my enjoyment and leaned closer.
My lips were maybe an inch away from his. I could feel his minty breath on my face. At the last second I swerved and kissed his cheek.
I leaned back. "Maybe next time." I jumped out of the car and ran to my car. I turned around and waved by. He looked pissed. What the hell? I was going to ask him but I was slammed to the ground by something huge.