Funny Jokes

By EllaQt

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I really like the people who appreciate my weird personality, thanks hun. Peeps who are extremely bored, feel... More

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Magsasakang BF.
Bright si Inday!
Translate in Tagalog!
Aba Matindee!
Bigtime nga!!
Call me a doctor!!
Siguristang tatay.
Filipinos be like.
Absent kasi!
Daming Choices!
Lesson for today?
Bagyong Pedring.
Tara na!!
Pangarap ko!!
Anime?!
Para sa First timers.
Kapag ang palda ng babae ay may hati ang ibig niyang sabihin ay..
Basta Green!!
Ano ang mas mabilis pumuti?
Mag syota sa isang lugar.
Payag ba kayo?
Tsampoy!
Iyong iyo na ako!!
Shhhh!!
Anong tawag sa?
Two drunk in a bar.
Ang pamunuan daw ng Grupong pinoy.
Choosy Homeless.
Conversation With Kamatayan.
Hinog na!
Pedrong Bright.
2 Ngongo Sa Pinoy Henyo.
Ang Katotohanan!
Inday Manay!
Ng dahil sa Pimples!!
Ang Sex at ang Kulangot. Bow.
The Man and Woman.
How to kill people with kindess?
If You Can, You're genius.
LOL!!!!
Accent.
Kahilingan?
Jackpot!!
Tulong!!
Medyo Disappointed si tatay.
Bagong Kasal.
Pick Up Line!
Sa Clinic:
In Short.
Checkpoint.
Alam niyo na yun.
What is ethics?
Toinks!
Ang katapat ni Inday!
Bababa ba?
Bagong Ligo si Misis..
Blank Paper!
Eksena sa loob ng Jeepney! Nakakakilabot!
Ganyan talaga ang buhay.
Hindi inaasahang darating.
Johnny sa Pizza Hut..
Cute Love Story.
Lover's date.
Walang Mangyayari.
Otot.
Sa bus, nagpapadede ang babae sa anak, pero ayaw dumede ng bata..
Sa party,nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nakaupo.
Tatay at Anak.
Utang.
Translation ni Juan.
What "N" (Narra) Is The National Tree Of The Philippines?
Smart Pinoy!
What to do during earthquake?
When Grandmother goes to the hospital.
Competition for the hardest head.
Silent relationship.
Poor Version.
Zodiac Sign.
Use your sense.
Which one is sharper?
Trolling Like a Boss!!
Laugh Hard!
Smartest Move.
School Principal.
Guess my name?
Anong pinagkaiba ng pokpok sa demonyo?
Daig pa!
Spaghetti inihain sa lamesa.
Puta edi wow!
Little girl and Mom conversation.
Tongue Twister.
Student Life.
Hahehahehahe!
This is awkward.
Tale of WAKA WAKA.
Pedro while doing the exam.
Nasa Record..
Make sense.
A wonderful dream...
Sexy Poem!
Water Formula.
18 below are not allowed.
Son and father VS Rooster.
A wonderful dream...
Challenge Accepted!
Answer in 5 seconds.
TEEN LANGUAGE TRANSLATIONS:
Whut?
Nag-palit ka ng DP.
WTF.
a test.
a test.
What is that sound?
Ice for Sale.
Wag mong Basahin!!
Bulag at Duling, Magsusuntukan!
ang kasabihan.
Colors that begin with letter M
Burnn!!
Nyee!!
English-Filipino Dictionary Jokes!
Fairytale
Another PASAGUTAN! ;)
Another example.
Facebook Chatting.
Math class.
Resbakan na yan!!
the eyeball.
Fish Fillet.
LOLS!
bwahahahaha!
Ang Hapon. Bow.
So Sweet :>
Boom Panes!
Paano maghatid ng masamang balita?
Moral Lesson.
a very touching story.
ang egg ni father.
Rich VS Poor.
Teen Language translations 2.
Nanay at Anak.
Kulangot.
Sa eskwela..
Mahirap Replayan.
Kriminal.
SA WAKAS!!
Ma'am may I go out!
toungeina.
1 MILLION READS NIGASHITS!! ♥
wew
Mema title.
Kaawa-awa.
Maglola.
weeew!!
Holdapan sa jeep!
Palusot.com
Immigration.
My Nanay..
Battle of the brains..
Sinumpaang Birdie..
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Banat lines ng magsyota.
huehue.
Tanga lang?
bumpeyns..
Sa isang jeep..
decaf..
Asdfghjkl!!
QUOTES ETC. [2.0]
COC
ღ Plug!
Bayad..
I like you!
bumpeynxz..
huhu
Tigasin!!
Gumuhit...
May chicks si sir..
Historical!!
Kamusta grades mo?
lalalalala..
Akala mo lang yun..
During math test..
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The Psycho test
wag matigas ang ulo!
Panty ka ba?
Jungle heat

if you know what I mean..

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By EllaQt

A/N: Wassup niggers?! Haha miss ko na ang wattpad! Kinginaaa. Wala eh nagpapanggap akong estudyante ngayon! Wew. Huhu may quiz pa kame sa trigo bukas ang sarap manuntok! Pwe. Katapusan ko na!! Bwaaaaahh! Help mee!! Tyaka sorry dun sa mga taong nagtetext sakin tas di ko na narereplayan! Haha! Di ako nagpapaload!! Katamad sa kabilang kanto pa yung tindahan! Nung isang araw may load ako tas nireplayan ko yung iba "Hu u?" Daw ako. Kornik AF! ehem ano ba magandang movie ngayon? :)
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NAMNAMIN MABUTI..
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THAT'S HOW YOU EAT OREO COOKIES!!
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Saraaaaappp..

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Korni potek XD

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