Narrator POV
It was the start of A new Day In Hell as Dante Opened his face as he is in Bed with Vaggie covered in sweat what was missing was Charlie in bed with them she was rather more active last night more to the built up stress
About the meeting with Adam as Dante and Vaggie Got up and Dress Up and started their Day
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[We open with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.]
Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! [Starts to panic.] And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
[Vaggie grabs Charlie,as she sat her on Dante lap as he patted her head calming her down.]
Vaggie: Yes. We will.
Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time toots.
Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!
Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. [Angel waves his phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.
[He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.]
Charlie: Err, what is a...Donkey Show?
Dante:Don't Look it up!
[Angel panics and retreats the phone back.]
Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.
Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate.
Dante:Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Charlie: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?
[Angel Dust waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]
Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -
[Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall]
Dante: Seriously what with people Blowing up the walls
[then cuts to outside to see Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his Egg Boiz scattering around.]
Sir Pentious: Show yourself Dante and Alasssstor. Come and face -
[Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see her sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.]
Sir Pentious: Oh there you are - Face my wrath!
Alastor: Who are you?
Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!
[Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Dante, Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.]
Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!
Egg Bois: Ooh you tell 'em boss.
[Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.]
Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~
[Alastor scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground.]
Alastor: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.
Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.
[Alastor cocks her head.]
Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like... 20 times.
Dante:No... I don't think I do remember you Alastor?
Alastor: No Clue you must have been really bad at this.
Sir Pentious: Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal.
[Niffty reappears on Alastor's shoulder.]
Niffty: Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?
Alastor: Oh, nobody important.
[Cut to the Vees' headquarters. A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.]
Ad: New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!
[Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.]
Ad: This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!
[Shifts to tapping fingers as we enter a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from her chair laughing maniacally from her viewer's consumerism.]
Vox: Muhahaha! Now that's good television!
[Suddenly her screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox courses the call from her screen to her hands her hand via her electric powers and transfers it to one of her many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on her chair.]
Vox: Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?
Velvette: Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!
[Vox looks to one of her screens as she gets her coffee cup and drinks from it.]
Vox: Whatever could be the problem, my dear?
Velvette: Your little girl toy is wrecking my apartment, while I'm trying to pull together a show and-
[off-screen we see several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing.]
Valentino: (In Background) FUCKING BITCH!
Velvette: Just get your ass here, NOW! ...Damn it, Valentino!
[The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as she gets up sighing, fixing up her bowtie.]
Vox: 'Oh god. Here I go, Valentino.' Just another fucking day with Val. Hey-hey-hey. Fuck my life.
[Vox then walks up to a platform, which rises up.]
[Cut to an elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying "trust us!", before opening to reveal a frowning Vox in the same position, sighing, and then putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to her.]
Reporter: Mrs. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?
Vox: My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce-
[The screen zooms to her and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading-]
Vox: VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety.
[Vox uses her left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as her consumers.]
Manager: Uh ma'am, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?
Vox: Thirty seconds ago. [walks off] Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books or Dante if she isn't Busy Being Possessive of something she doesn't FUCKING own and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs.
[She then morphs her body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.]
[Cutting to Velvette's studio. The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her]
Velvette: Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!
[As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her]
Vox: Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?
Velvette: Up in her tower, waiting for a flat-faced princess to calm her down!
Vox: (sighs) And uh, what's got her so out of sorts today?
Velvette: Who knows? But she tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!
[Melissa nervously runs onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit by swiping her hand, one after another until she spots the one she wants.]
Velvette: No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. (gasp) Yes! That's the one.
Vox: Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here.
Velvette: Of course, I do! Fuck you! (flips him off) Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!
[Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for her. Once she enters. She finds Valentino sitting on her couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, she sits up with fury in her eyes]
Valentino: Fucking FINALLY! [throws drink] Kitty! Another drink!
[The Robo Fizzie next to her nods as it quickly heads off screen and re-appears with the drink.]
Valentino: Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!
[As she speaks, she tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.]
Vox: Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?
Valentino: *gets up* Fucking Angel Dust! [walks up to her] Who the hell else would I be talking about?! *walks past her* That fucking SLUT walked out on me! [turns to Vox] ME! I fucking made him! *Vox walks a little way away* Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.
Vox: Oh! Angel quit?
Valentino: NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse! [takes Vox's phone] He MOVED!!!
[As she says that, she tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half.]
Valentino: He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?! *walks to closet* He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter!
Vox: Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter?
Valentino: YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno- Something mannish like that, she's got this hotel and—
[As she speaks, she opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of herself and Dante. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.]
Valentino: [in a more relaxed tone] Which of these makes me look sexier? *turns to closet*
Vox: Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there.
[As she speaks, her left eye changes to show her simmering anger, but Valentino is busy loading her guns.]
Valentino: That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!
[Before she finishes, Vox grabs her by the collar and shoves her to her face, clearly furious.]
Vox: *distorted* VAL- *calms down* Hehe. Think about it.
[Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking away one of her guns and putting it in her pocket.]
Vox: Our brand is, perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will, do for our image?
Valentino: Um.....fuck it up?
[a stereotypical 'winning' ding is played]
Vox: Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?
Valentino: No!
Vox: Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO...you should...
Valentino: Do nothing?
[a sound like winning at a casaino is played]
Vox: Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the *pinches cheek* Big bucks.
Valentino: Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone.
[As she speaks, Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with her electricity powers.]
Vox: Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month. *walks to TVs*
Valentino: Ohh, you know me too well. *chuckles and blows smoke* Ya know....Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princesa.
Vox: Yeah I know Dante is Helping with The Princess for whatever reason
Valentino:Hmph he prefer to stay and Helping with that BITCH instead of doing us what does he sees in her anyway
Vox:Don't know don't care Who else is there? Someone who, owes you money?
Valentino: *Chuckles* Someone who owes us much more than money ...the Radio Demon is there.
[Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and she scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appear on the left side of her lower lip.]
Vox: (distorted) What did you just say?
Valentino: You heard me.
Vox: Alastor...*walks to her* came back...and she's with Lucifer's *glitches* daughter, and that wasn't the *grabs her by the collar* FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!
Valentino: *frees herself from grip* Hey! killing Alastor is your kink.
Vox:and do you think Alastor is not going To Take Dante for Herself
[Valentino walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyeur scope high in the sky.]
[The scene, from a drone point of view, showing Alastor and Dante using there powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing maniacally as she hears Pentious screaming.]
Sir Pentious: Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!
Charlie: Um...Alastor,Dante! I think he's had enough.
Angel Dust: Nah. he's got a few more hits in him.
Dante:GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
[Sir Pentious falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls her staff.]
Alastor: Thanks for another forgettable experience.
[An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.]
Sir Pentious: Thank you... for letting your guard down!
[Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit.]
Sir Pentious: Aha! Yah! Oh, shit...
[Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him and Alastor apparently makes an elk bugle. The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappears from sight.]
Alastor: Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor would you be A Dear Dante and Accompany Me
Dante:Do I have a choice?
Alastor:Of course Not
Vaggie: Wait, you're leaving?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job.
Angel Dust: (gestures to the hole on the wall) We need a wall.
Alastor: Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!
[With a snap of her fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Dante and Alastor walks away. Angel takes a interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to him.]
Angel Dust: [Giggles.] Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant ...tool.
[The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning her face against the screen.]
Valentino: See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox? (slams Her fist on the table) VOX!
[Vox was paying little attention, as her left pupil turns into a tilde as she eyes Alastor leaves with Dante, her appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.]
Vox: [glitches] That FUCKER is back and she's with Dante it should've been me!
[Valentino grins as she realizes the situation and walks to her.]
Valentino: Yeah! I thought she was gone for good too!
Vox: It's been seven years!
[Valentino leans up to her and pinches her cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.]
Valentino: You still pissed that she almost beat you that time?
Vox: Uh, FUCK YOU.
Valentino: Just saying. *walks around him*
Vox: Things have changed a lot since she left town!
Valentino: THAT'S for sure.
Vox: I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!
[Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background. The next shot shows Vox grinning as she marches to her chair.]
Vox: ♫ Welcome home! I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone! ♫
[As Vox sangs, electricity courses through her arm as she sits on her chair, and turns to face the numerous screens.]
Vox: ♫ Say hello to a new status quo, ♫
[Vox presses a big red button, and 4 cords latch themselves to the ports on the back of her head, connecting herself to her TV networks.]
Vox: ♫ Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn, turn the TV on! ♫
Director: Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two...
Chorus: ♫ Wel-come to the show! ♫
Vox: ♫ Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence,Did anybody miss her, did anybody notice? More on tonight's program. So, the Radio Demon is back in town! Why is she hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well, handily, I've got good news! She's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile, But the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel. Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, she's barely audible! Stop giving her the time of day! Don't listen to a word she'd say. Hope she had a nice vacay! But she should have stayed away!
(Cut to Alastor who had just finished getting her dress tailored along With Dante getting new to wear himself)
(They notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. Alastor smiles and walks away with an idea as Vox continues singing)
Vox: While she hid in radio, we pivoted to video!
(She pulls a bloody deer head out of an oven)
Vox: And now her medium is getting bloody rare! Hell's been better since she split. Where's she been? Who gives a shit?!
(Cuts to Alastor Drags Dante Reappears, to the Hotel's Radio Room as she starts her radio broadcast from the Hazbin Hotel)
Alastor: Salutations! Good to be back on the air. Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast. Sinners rejoice! ♫
Vox: What a dated voice!
Alastor:♫ Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast.♫
Vox: COME ON!
Alastor:♫ Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that. Is nothing working?♫
Vox: IGNORE HER CHIRPING!
Alastor:♫ Every day she's got a new format!♫
Vox: YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE! She's the shit that comes before that! ♫
Alastor:♫ Is Vox as strong as she purports? Or is it based on her support? She'd be powerless without the other Vees!
(Inside their lounge Valentino and Velvette smirk after hearing that)
Vox: Oh, PLEASE.
Alastor:♫ And here's the sugar on the cream She asked ME to join this team!♫
Vox: Hold on!
Alastor:♫ I said no, and now she's pissy! That's the tea.
(As Alastor continues with her radio broadcast, Vox was getting so pissed that her screen face was starting to glitch with anger rising)
Vox:♫ You old timey PRICK! I'll show you suffering!♫
Alastor: Uh oh, the TV is buffering!.
(Vox couldn't handle her anger, causing her to overload her circuits with static electricity)
Vex: I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU YOU LITTLE-
(The camera head could not get anything loaded, and Vox lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel that for a second as the electricity cuts off glows red and black)
Alastor:I'm afraid you've lost your signal.♫
Hazbin Hotel
Alastor:♫ Let's begin.♫
(Alastor slowly turns into her true demon form with every sentence)
Alastor: I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone! Tune on in. When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run! Oh, this will be fun!
Pentagram City - Vee's Headquarters
(Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still popular and powerful than last time)
Vox:FUUUUUCK!
[The scene cuts to the emergency meeting with Vox, Velvette, and Valentino to discuss a matter with Alastor as a Robo-Fizz, Kitty, pass out drinks to each of them.]
Vox: We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar and Dante, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's *slams the table* BRAT and that smiling freak and knowing Dante he probably Already struck a deal with her
Velvette: Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?
[Valentino was putting so much glue on her revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.]
Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.
Velvette: Didn't work on Dante
Valentino:of course Not I love the thrill of him being Dominant while he pins me in Bed and Ravage Me
Velvette:pfft he'd enjoy me much more than you two combined
Vox: can we focus , maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?
Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls.
Vox: We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.
Velvette: Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?
Valentino: I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell and even if there's more Dante probably Got them all. Who the fuck is left?
Vox: [Scoffs.] I think, I have... JUST the one.
[As Vox slowly turns around, the sharks in the shark tank swim up to her shoulders,her right-hypnotic eye gleaming with a sinister grin for a plan she has in store.]
[Though the moment was short lived as the lights began to flicker as sounds of footsteps can be heard Vox could feel hands Exploring her Chest all the way to her neck]
Dante:you all are doing a meeting without me how cruel I thought I was technically a part of the team
Vox:Holy Shit!
[Dante from out of nowhere grabbing Vox and throws her back to her chair]
Vox:Hey Dante what brings You Here
Dante:well I saw your little Fight with Alastor and also Destroying the Power lines on the whole Pentagram and you know who's got to pay for it
Vox:Ummmmmm...No
[A Chain Appeared On Vox Neck as Dante Yank Her to his Feet she fearfully looks up to Him Velvette Came closer and took a selfie on Vox vulnerable State while Valentino is being a weirdo biting her lip you know the usual]
Dante:you and I both know what I Hate is more work your little Fight with Alastor cause the whole Casino in a blackout which caused me Money and THOSE LITTLE SHITS START COMPLAINING ABOUT IT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOUR FLAT FACED DID and we don't want that to happen Do we
Vox:No Sir
Dante: Wonderful
[He lovingly patted Vox's Head As Velvette Entered the conversation]
Velvette:Oh Calm Down it's not like you lose a ton of money in the first place you can even swim in all your cash like what's the big Dea-
[A Chain appeared on Velvette Neck just like Vox as Dante Reared in the chain closer to him as Velvette was close enough he steps on her head to ground]
Dante:You all are getting quite comfortable with Your Overlord Status did you Three Forget Who OWNS YOU!
Valentino:Calm Down Dante I'm sure a problem as small as this can be solved by you in no time
[Dante Doesn't need to look as he could feel Valentino Hands Entering His Pants as A Chain appeared on Her Neck he Yanks it making Valentino drop to her knees]
Dante:Did I Ask You Valentino or are you doing it on purpose
Valentino:Perhaps~
Dante:Ugh
[Dante lifted them up as his gaze made them feel hot and wet can't help but moan each time he Yanks them with his Chains]
Dante:You three wouldn't be here if it weren't for me you live for my sake and if you three tried to do anything stupid
He lifts them up causing them to choke and cling to him for Air
Dante: It's a good Thing you three make me money or else I have nothing left of use for you so you better put your act together or I'll disposed you three FOR GOOD got that
[They Nodded As The Chains on the Vee's Disappeared as they gasps for Air and Rubbing their Neck as he lifts up Vox Head]
Dante:And I better not see you do anything To My CHARLOTTE or the Hotel Got it you all got Three chance to not piss me off understood better not waste it
Vox/Velvette/Valentino:Yes Sir!
[They agreed as Dante walked away being pulled by his shadow from below]
Velvette:that was Fucking Hot~
Valentino:I Fucking love being degraded.
[Back at the hotel, Alastor's black and white demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Dante, Charlie and Vaggie returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.]
Angel Dust: Soooo? How'd it go?
Vaggie: [Sighs.] Not a single new recruit.
Angel Dust: so how about Dante forcing them
Dante:I Can
Vaggie: you shouldn't Force them Mi amor
[Dante sighs as he went to the bar and got a bottle of Booze and sat down on the coach as Charlie Slither her Way onto Dante's Lap groaning causing Dante to Pat her head to calm down
Angel Dust: Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?
[As Angel checks his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious behind it, holding his hat.]
Sir Pentious: Why, hello my dear—
[Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face. He falls when Vaggie brought out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and held a peace sign gesture.]
Sir Pentious: Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace. [the 's' sound in 'peace is drawn out, in mimicry of a snake]
Vaggie: What are you doing here?
[Dante and Charlie appears behind Vaggie.]
Charlie: Vaggie, what's the problem? [gasps] Oh! Hello again!
Dante:Who are you again?
Sir Pentious: I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?
[Charlie lets out a gasp and runs over to grabs his hand and leads him to the door of the hotel.]
Charlie: *gasps* You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-
[Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie.]
Angel Dust: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?
Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!
Angel Dust: (To Dante and Vaggie) Aren't you two supposed to protect this place?
[Charlie gives them the puppy-dog eyes, begging Dante Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel. They gave in.]
Vaggie: *Sighs* I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine, (Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation) or even with the war machine Plus Dante can Get rid of him when he does something (Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing)
Dante:I'll be keeping an Eye on you
[Charlie was so happy that she hugs Dante Vaggie, lifting them up in the process and twirling around once.]
Charlie: Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!
[Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.]
Sir Pentious: Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this.
[Angel follows soon afterwards.]
Angel Dust: Eh, I give you a week, tops.
[Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blew up before it was fixed.]
Charlie: So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-
[Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again.]
Vaggie: Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.
Dante:It would be more important to say what important parts of the hotel Charlotte
Charlie: Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!
Angel Dust: Uh, what the hell am I then?
Charlie: Well, you're an important part of our family here Angel, but you uhm, uh...
Vaggie: Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?
Charlie: What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once.
[As Charlie walks back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust looks downtrodden, likely feeling sad about Vaggie's comments and Charlie's unintentional dismissal of him.]
[Niffty is seen playing with Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approach. Keekee hisses at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns to meet him.]
Charlie: Over here we have our maid Niffty.
Niffty: *Gasps* The bad boy is back!
[Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious.]
Niffty: (creepy whisper) Never leave me again.
[Dante got a spray bottle and sprayed Niffty getting off Sir Pentious]
Dante:Bad Niffty Bad(spray's more water)
Niffty:*Hissssssss*
Dante:now go sit in the corner and think about your life
Charlie: We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have- (nearly bumps into Alastor) Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious...hehe..
Alastor: Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my dress,that Dante gave me as a gift!
Dante:oh right that Guy I remember
[Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him a part.]
Alastor: *in a sinisterly tone* I definitely remember you now.
[Sir Pentious gulps nervously.]
Charlie: Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson! *Clears throat* "How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?
Sir Pentious: Yes..uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon ma'am, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. here.
[As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tears from Alastor's Dress. Alastor takes it and inspects the damage.]
Alastor: Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you.
[Despite being generous, Alastor spontaneously combusts the fabric tear into green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned.]
[The scene cuts to a group gathering introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel.]
Charlie: Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie *claps twice* I like to sing! *claps twice* and when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing! *claps twice*
[Charlie gestures Dante to go next]
Dante:*sigh* My Name Is Dante *claps Twice* I love to sing *claps Twice * and my love for Charlotte is a beautiful Thing *claps Twice
[Charlie kisses Dante on the lips as Angel Dust does not like Vanilla Romance as charlie gestures Sir Pentious To go next]
Sir Pentious: My name's Sir Pentious *claps twice* I like to build *claps twice* and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled! *claps twice*
[When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone.]
Angel Dust: This is stupid.
Charlie: This- is not- stupid! *claps twice* It's just a game! *claps twice* Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same! *claps twice*
Angel Dust: I am too sober for this.
Vaggie: Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day! *claps twice*
[The next scene cuts to a act with Angel Dust wearing a trench coat and a hat as he reads a script. Sir Pentious is also acting as a innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a comically large lollipop.]
Angel Dust: "Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Wow, who wrote this Dante you better not?
Dante:I'm Sorry I Can't Deny Charlotte
Charlie: It's great right? Keep going!
Angel Dust: "Hey you."
Sir Pentious: "Who, me?"
Angel Dust: "Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Oh, for fuck's sake.
Sir Pentious: "Not me! I have to go home and study!"
Angel Dust: "Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me ...the crackhead."
Sir Pentious: "The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!"
[triumphant trumpet sting]
Charlie: *stands up and claps* Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo! *chuckles* wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time.
Angel Dust: I... I'm going to bed.
Dante:Sorry Angel
[As Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious. Looking back at them, he looks sad.]
Charlie: I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!
Sir Pentious: Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!
TimeSkip
[In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat, as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel glumly looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.]
Valentino (voice message):
Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-
ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-
Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me-
YOU FUCKING SLUT!
Hey, Angie! About earlier-
-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!
Work's really stressful!
-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
Valentino (disembodied voice):
[dead serious] You actually think you can change?
[red smoke appears from seemingly nowhere, and circles around Angel until Val stops talking, ending with the smoke clinging around his neck and chin like hands before fading away.]
Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby.
[Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.]
Angel Dust: ...Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets.
[Angel gets up and leaves his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar, picks up a whole bottle, and starts drinking alcohol. Out of the corner of his eye, he notices something slithering away. He follows, finding Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside. There, he discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belong to Vox. Angel realizes what he's been doing and slams the door open.]
Angel Dust: You slippery little shit!
Sir Pentious: *yelps*
Angel Dust: You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you.
Sir Pentious: I don't know what you're talking about!...whore bug!
[Angel, sufficiently angered, tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.]
Sir Pentious: Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!
[Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes momentarily hypnotized.]
Angel Dust: Fuck!
[Angel backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He now has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Dante,Charlie and Vaggie woke up in their Pajamas after hearing the scuffle.]
Charlie: *Yawns* What's going on?
Dante:This better be good cause I have a headache tonight
Angel Dust: This little bitch is a traitor!
Sir Pentious: Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!
[Sir Pentious hugs both girls before Dante slapping his hands away from them being territorial.]
Angel Dust: Uh huh, then explain this!
[Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover is blown and scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.]
Sir Pentious: Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!
[Vox immediately picks up.]
Vox: Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been, a day!
Sir Pentious: Please! You've got to get me out of here!
Vox: I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple! Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You MISERABLE FAILURE!
Sir Pentious: [crying] I... I... just make it quick I guess...not that I deserve it.
[Sir Pentious lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull.]
Vaggie: Gladly.
Dante:Murder Him!
[Right before Vaggie can put him out of misery, Charlie stops her, and starts singing "It Starts With Sorry" ]
Charlie: Wait! ...Pentious?
[charlie extends her hand towards Pentious]
(Charlie starts singing)
Charlie: It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door. One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core. The path to forgiveness, is a twisting trail of hearts! But sorry is where it starts!♫
Sir Pentious:♫ Who could forgive a dirtbag like me? I don't deserve your amnesty.♫
(Angel comes with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie tailing behind with her spear in one hand and Dante in her other hand)
Angel Dust/Dante/Vaggie:♫ Can't we just kill him? Shoot him and spill his blood?
Charlie:♫ That's an option you could choose.♫
Angel Dust/Dante/Vaggie:♫ Works for us.♫
Charlie: But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts with sorry.♫
Sir Pentious:♫ Sorry.♫
Charlie: Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry!♫
Sir Pentious:♫ I'm so sorry!♫
Charlie:♫ And your journey's underway!♫
Charlie and Sir Pentious:♫ It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins, But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry.♫
(As the song ends, Niffty was also awake, but she was disappointed that Sir Penious isn't whom she thought he would be: a bad boy)
Niffty: I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!
(Niffty kicks him on the body and walks away)
Niffty: Not a bad boy.
(Charlie lets out a happy sigh)
Charlie: Good first day!
Dante:Vox you disappoint your really pushing me
Charlie:what was that?
Dante:I said cuddle Time!
Charlie: Cuddle Time!
(Dante,Vaggie, Charlie and the others leave with a wristwatch communicator still in the office, Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a smile. She comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch)
Vox: WHAT?!?
(Vox paused when she realizes that it was Alastor who was calling her, showing fear in her screen face as Alastor laughs evilly)
Alastor: You'll have to try harder than that next time old pal
(With a maniacal laughter, Alastor crushed the watch with her bare head, and the only sound Vox makes was a fearful scream before Alastor retreats back into the darkness)