Rachel Berry rolled out of bed and looked out her window. It was a rainy Saturday in New York and she and Kurt would most likely spend the day in their apartment watching reruns of Secret Garden.
Rachel sighed and started towards the kitchen. She stopped by the mirror and straightened her blue pajamas. Rachel smelled eggs cooking and turned the corner to see Kurt flipping them with a spatula. He was humming a random tune and he peered up at Rachel.
"Well good morning, Ms. Berry! Someone slept in late.. It's 11:20."
Rachel chuckled. "I was out late with Brody last night. We went to Callbacks and Pascal insisted we sing, like, 20 songs!"
Kurt shook his head. His bestfriend wasn't the same girl she was back in Lima. She had completely gotten over Finn, or at least she says, and is head over heals for Brody.
"Well, well. There's hobbit. Where were you last night? You and the plastic, life size Ken doll spend the night at a run down motel where he let you in on one of his gigalo adventures?" Santana emerged from her room.
Rachel rolled her eyes. "Santana, I told you. Brody is NOT a gigalo. Ok? He just got a job as a cater water and was embarrassed about it. You're wrong about him. And for your information, I was at Callbacks."
Kurt held in a laugh. "You two need to work this fighting stuff out."
"Lady-Hummel, I would gladly lay off the hatorade if ole Berry here would realize her boyfriend is a cheating liar."
Rachel grabbed a cup from the cupboard and filled it with orange juice. She took a sip and set it down on the counter. "Listen, Santana. Brody and I are in a very open, very honest relationship."
"So I suppose you were very honest with Brody when you told him you slept with Finn at that wedding, right? Is that why he stuck around?" Santana smirked.
Rachel stood there in defeat. Truth was, she didn't tell Brody that her and Finn hooked up at Mr. Schuester's wedding on Valentine's Day. She couldn't do that to him. Besides, the hook-up didn't mean anything to her. (At least she says, because everyone
knows she is still secretly in love with Finn.)
Rachel lowered her head. "Actually...no. I haven't told Brody. I can't! I'd be a liar and a cheater."
"And a slut." Kurt piped in.
"Wanky.." Santana murmured.
Rachel took a seat at the table and Kurt put the eggs on a tray. "Alright, ladies. Eggs, over-easy. Enjoy!"
Santana sat down with Kurt and Rachel and took some eggs on her plate. "Fine, you two. I'll lay off Rachel here. But I'm right about this Brody character."