Isagi Yoichi (scary)
Nagi
Hello Isagi
Isagi
Oh hey Nagi!
What's up?
Nagi
This might sound weird so don't kill me please
Isagi
I think Y/n's getting to your head
I don't kill people
Nagi
I knew you were insane before your cousin actually
Isagi
Always so blunt -_-
Anyway, what's on your mind?
Nagi
I want to kiss Y/n
Isagi
Oh!
Nagi
And I would like your blessing to do so
Isagi
I see...
Nagi yk normally guys just kiss the girl
Nagi
But you'd rip my spine out
Or put me on a hit list
Or destroy our relationship like you did with Reo and I last year
Isagi
That was last year -_-
Nagi
Still happened
Also I want your opinion
Should I or not
Isagi
Are you dumb
You seriously HAVENT kissed her yet??
It's been like two months dude
She's probably gnawing at her confines
Nagi
Wdym
Isagi
From a totally neutral, non-homoerotic standpoint, you are hot.
And Y/n goes a tad bit feral around good-looking men
So imagine her BOYFRIEND is a fine specimen and he's hardly touched her
Nagi
We have touched plenty
Isagi
Like
Nagi
Like holding hands and stuff
Isagi
Wow they should burn you two scandals at the stake for that one
Nagi
Well she called me by my first name yesterday
And it made me realize I really want to kiss her
And I keep thinking about kissing her
Isagi
Yes, Nagi, kiss her
I give you my blessing
I can't believe you haven't yet oh my goodness
Nagi
So if I kiss her you won't hunt me down
Isagi
No -_-
I will keep my word.
And Nagi
Nagi
Yes?
Isagi
For the sake of all things holy,
Please under no circumstances tell me when or if you have sex
I will assume at some arbitrary date, you two do it, and I will move on.
Nagi
Oh!
Okay.
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