Songs to ruin your childhood

By FallenDarknessAngel

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All of the following songs are PG-13 and they will ruin your childhood More

Ice Cream

Candyland

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By FallenDarknessAngel

Ladies and gentlemen,

Whores and sluts...

Step right up,

Behind this curtain,

Is where all your fantasies come to life..

This is a place where you can escape;...

Welcome to,

CandyLand!

Let me show you my game,

I put doctor Seuss to shame.

These rhymes that I write,

Make you wanna fuck all night.

When we take off our clothes,

She sucks me 'til it snows!

I'll fuck her face so hard,

She is my wild card...

(Ha, sweet!)

My sticky lollipop,

Inside your sweet gumdrop!

I'm bout to explode!

It feels too good to stop!

Just taste my tootsie roll,

You melt my icicle..

I gotta get my fix,

Please lick my pixie stick!

Welcome to CandyLand!

I'll split your ass in two,

So take me by my hand;

Lick it up,

And slide it down,

And satisfy my sweet tooth!

Welcome to CandyLand!

You'll wanna fuck me twice,

I'll be your gingerbread man..

1st time naughty,

2nd time nice!

CaNdYlAnD...

cAnDyLaNd...

Just close your eyes and dream,

A fantasy so obscene...

I'll take you by the hand,

This is my

CandyLanD!

You are my sweet playground,

Swallow my love,

Till you drown...

I'll be your back door man,

Welcome to my CandyLand!

Welcome to CandyLand!

I'll split your ass in two,

So take me by my hand;

Lick it up,

And slide it down,

And satisfy my sweet tooth!

Welcome to CandyLand!

You'll wanna fuck me twice,

I'll be your gingerbread man..

1st time naughty,

2nd time nice!

You want my cock,

But it's mine,

So take a number,

And get in line.

Whipped cream,

And astroglide;

Take off my wrapper,

And slip and slide...

Sticky like a lollie,<;]

Blow me 'til I pop...

You can sample all my flavors at my

Candyshop...

Cumshots,

And gumdrops,

Double fists and blow pops.

Trick or treat,

Squeeze my meat,

Give me something sweet to eat!

Slip n' slide,

On my face

You got that flavor,

I want a taste!

Lick it red hot,...

Like a candy cane...

You'd think I was a zombie,

By the way I give you braiNNNNNnnnnn......

Welcome to CandyLand!

I'll split your ass in two,

So take me by my hand;

Lick it up,

And slide it down,

And satisfy my sweet tooth!

Welcome to CandyLand!

You'll wanna fuck me twice,

I'll be your gingerbread man..

1st time naughty,

2nd time nice! 

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