A/N: Special thanks to this story's biggest haters, Myngxy SunnyKitty2001 and Eggi_the_author for letting me use their OCs, Dumpy-chan, Neko-chan, and Rhythm-sama disrespectively!
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Watashi no namae wa Thiddy-chan desu! I'm sixteen, and today is watashi no first day at Sakura Hills High School! Up until today, I was in special education. But now I am going to regular gakuen high school with my bestest tomodachis in all of za warudo! I love music, sports, anime, sushi, ramen, and onigiri! My dad is a police officer, and my mom is dead. My dream is to be the President of Ameripan!
While I was getting ready for school-chan, my oto-san, Police-chan knocked on watashi no door desu.
"Haaaaaaai?" I asked in a kawaii voice.
"Ohaiyo, Thiddy-chan!" Police chan greeted. "Anata wa ready for your first day of regular gakuen high school desu ka?"
"Hai," I answered, letting my hair down, and leaving the bathroom.
When I made it downstairs, I saw that Kaito-kun and Dumpy-chan waiting for me. I guess daddy invited them over for bekfast desu.
Dumpy-chan gave watashi a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig glomp desu.
"Thiddy-chan," she said happily. "Ohaiyo!"
"Ohaiyo, Dumpy-chaaaaan," I answered excitedly.
Kaito-kun pulled my chair out for me like a prince desu. It made my kokoro go doki doki.
"A-Arigato, Kaito-kun," I said, blushing.
Kaito-kun then sat down next to watashi. But before he could start to eat, Police-chan stopped him.
"Chotto Matte," Police-chan told him. "In this house, we say grace!"
And then the four of us put our hands together and started to pray.
"ITADAKIMAAAAAASU!" We said in harmony.
And then we ate the bekfast. It was yummy yummy in watashi no tummy desu!
When we finished eating, we said sayonara to Police-chan and started walking to school together.
"I'm so happy you switched over to our school," Kaito-kun told me as we walked there.
"Me too," I answered excitedly. "I wonder what's in store for us now that we're classmates!"
It made me ureshi desu that I get to walk to school with Kaito-kun and Dumpy-chan.
"We'll make sure that anata no first day is as sugoi as can be, desu," Dumpy-chan chirped.
"Arigato," I said, smiling. "You guys are such good tomodachis!"
When we got to Sakura Hills High School after walking and chatting, my rainbow eyes fell onto a handsome bishounen senpai flirting with lots and lots of beautiful shounen and shojo.
"And then I made the winning throw all the way to the other side of the football field~" he bragged.
"Sugoi~," One shounen cried.
"So dreamy," A shojo said with Uguu eyes.
"I never get tired of that story!" A third student added.
"Yeah, isn't my nii-chan the most kakkoii ikemen in all of school, desu ka?" A bishojo with the same blonde hair as the handsome bishounen boasted.
"Ne, ne," I whispered to Dumpy-chan. "Who are they, desu ka?"
"Kuwa-senpai and Hoe-chan," Dumpy answered. "They're siblings and they're the most popular people at this school desu.
"Hontoni ka?!" I shouted in surprise!
It got their attention.
"I sense someone kawaii! More kawaii than me! She must perish!" Hoe-chan cursed under her breath.
I hope I can be tomodachis with both of them.
Kuwa-senpai's blue eyes met my rainbow ones and he winked at me before leaving for his class. My kokoro went doki doki again.
When we got to class, Kaito-kun and Dumpy-chan sat in their seats. It didn't take long for the sensei to come in and address the class desu.
"Class, today we have a new student," she said. "Please welcome Thiddy-chan!"
"Konichiwaaa!" I chirped excitedly.
"Thiddy-chan, you can sit in between Kaito-kun and Edge-kun," Sensei told me.
As I happily sat down watashi no new seat desu, Edge-kun scoffed and turned away.
"Since it's only the first day, I have nothing planned. So feel free to get to know your new classmate," Sensei announced, leaving the room soon after.
That's when I decided to ask Kaito-kun about Edge-kun.
"Ne, ne~ Kaito-kun~ What's with Edge-kun, desu ka?" I whispered.
"He's kind of a lone wolf and has the reputation of a delinquent," Kaito-kun whispered back. "Other people bully him because he's edgy and gothic. I tried to talk to him once, but he just scoffed and—"
"WATASHI THINK HE JUST NEEDS A HAPPY AND WARM HELLO, DESUUUUU~," I exclaimed before turning over to say Konichiwa to Edge-kun. "KONICHIWA, EDGE~KUN! WATASHI NO NAMAE WA THIDDY-CHAN DESU! WANNA BE TOMODACHIS, DESU KA?!"
"Ehhh, Thiddy-chan—" Kaito said worriedly. Demo Edge-kun interrupted him.
"Friends...?" He said, looking at watashi. "No one's ever wanted to be my friend before. Do you like music?"
My rainbow eyes did a kira kira sparkle!
"I love music," I answered happily. "Except for Country music! Country music is dumb, desu!"
"Hai," He replied coldly.
The bell rang, so I started to pack my things.
"Matta ne, Edge-kyun~!" I chirped as he left for his next class.
While I was on the way to my next class, I saw Kuwa-senpai and Hoe-chan again
"Oh please, Hoe-chan!" Kuwa-senpai said to her. "Watashi think you're just overreacting, desu. No one could be more kawaii than—Oh~? Who could that be~?"
That was when Kuwa-senpai and watashi locked eyes again.
Hoe-chan didn't seem to like that he was giving watashi some attention. She even let out an "Eh?!"
Kuwa-senpai went up to me and kabedoned me against watashi no locker desu. It made me go uguu~
"Why hello there...kawaii...neko...girl~" He said sexily.
"Eh? Konichiwa?" I responded, my kawaii rainbow eyes big with curiosity.
"Watashi no namae wa...Kuwa-senpai~" He told me. "And I'm the captian of the football team...desu~"
"Ah! Hajimemashite," I answered, smiling. "Watashi no namae wa Thiddy-chan desuuu~!"
"Thiddy-chan..." He said my name in his sexeh voice. "What a kawaii name for a kawaii shojo like you~ Anata should come to watashi no football game this Friday. I'd love to see a sugoi kawaii princessu like you there~"
I put a finger to my chin. "I'll have to ask watashi no oto-san. Demo, if he says hai then I'll be there!"
As he kept flirting with watashi, some of the other kire kawaii people showed up.
"Kuwa-sama~" One said flirtily, hugging his right buffed up arm.
"Come sit with us at the lunch table desu~" Another added, holding his buffed up left arm.
He sighed, knowing his time talking to watashi was cut short for now.
"Alright, alright, Ladies, I'm coming~" But not before putting a hand on my kawaii little head.
"Matta ne...Thiddy-chan~ Nya~ Rawr~"
Hoe-chan let out a "Hmph!" before going with him to sit at the lunch table.
"Eh?" I chan stood there cutely before going to eat lunch with my tomodachis.
Edge-kun made the effort with to sit with us, which made me ureshi. Demo, he seemed to be glaring at Kuwa-senpai the whole time.
Watashi then looked over and saw a shonen wearing megane sitting alone at a lunch table and minding his own business desu. His eyes were glued to his manga desu. He looked hontoni smart!
The shonen caught me stating and blushed. I gave him a kira kira sparkle smile, hoping he'd come over and sit with us. Demo he just looked away, shyly.
So I turned my attention back to the lunch Police-chan packed for watashi. "UWAAA! WHAT A SUGOI BENTO DESUUUUUU~! ITADAKIMASUUUUUUUUUU~!"
But then I heard bullying!
"Hey, look! It's shorty-kun!"
"Haha such a dork desu!"
Two bullies went up to the megane shonen and pulled him by his collar!
"Y-Yamete!" Ge cried. "Watashi don't want any trouble Kudasai!"
"Shut up, loser!" The first bully said.
"Yeah, we're gonna pick on you!" The second bully added.
He looked so scared....
"No...onegaishimasu—"
That's when I knew I HAD to spring into action desu!
"HEY, LEAVE THE POOR SHONEN ALONE!" I shouted.
The two bullies turned to face watashi.
"Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?" The first one said, laughing in my face.
"Yeah, you're just a weak little kawaii shojo girl!"
This made me angry desu.
She suddenly teleported behind us, like she was in some kind of action anime!
"Omae wa mou shinderu~" I said, my voice dropping an octave.
"N-Nani?!"
And suddenly I punched one of the bullies! It was so sugoi and kakoii desu! He just went flying!
The other bully, who happened to be holding onto the shonen, dropped him almost immediately after.
"G-Gomenasai! We won't bully you or him ever again!" And with that he ran off.
"Yare yare da ze," I threatened.
"A-Arigato for saving me." The boy said shyly. "My name is Glasses-kun."
"Hajimemashite," I said happily, "Watashi no namae wa Thiddy-chan desu~! I think I'm in the grade ahead of you! Can I call you Glasses-kohai, desu ka?"
"Only if I can call you Thiddy-senpai!" He said, smiling.
Then he looked at his watch.
"Oh, I have to go to Mathletes practice! Ja, Matta ne!"
And with that he left.
My last class of the day was Kawaii Choir. I almost tripped down the stairs trying to get to class.
But then I felt furry arms wrap around me.
"Careful," the voice said softly. "Watashi wouldn't want anata to trip and fall...desu..."
But when watashi turned around, I didn't see anyone there. Uguu! So mysterious desu!
After Kawaii Choir class ended and the final school bell rang, I waited outside for my tomodachis to show up.
"Today was a super duper sugoi first day of school," I said happily. "Demo...I wonder where Kaito-kun and Dumpy-chan are. They said they would walk home with me desu...Oh well, I'll just look at the scenery until he gets here."
I started looking at all the sakura trees around watashi.
"Kire~! It's so pretty here~," I said.
"Not as pretty as you~" said a voice! It was Kuwa-senpai!
I gasped dramatically.
"Eeehhhhhh?!"