STAN'S POV
I stormed out of Kyle's house furious.
Who was he to tell me that all I talk about was Wendy?!
Okay, maybe I do...but that's not the point!
All I have to do is to get Token and Wendy to break up -- easy!
I think.
I just have to find someone to be willing to help me...
"Lo, lo, lo I've got some apples. Lo, lo, lo you've got some too--"
I heard a familiar voice and I turn my head to see Butters playing in his front yard.
Perfect."
"Hey, Butters," I say walking up to him.
"Oh! Hey, Stan! What are ya up to," He says.
"Oh, nothing just being by myself, I guess," I say kicking the ground.
Shit, how does Cartman usually do these things?
He always gets Butters to do things....
"Well where's your friends?" He asks.
"I don't know," I lied, "They just made me really sad."
He starts to look concerned, "What did they do?"
"Oh, nothing really. I just hate being sad, yanno?"
He looks down, "Well I hate seeing people sad."
"You know what would make me happy?" I ask.
"What?"
"If we do this one thing. If we do it, then i'll be sooooo happy," I exaggerate.
"Well what is it?"
"To get Token away from Wendy," I say.
He looks confused and pauses for a moment, "WHAT?"
"Tomorrow at school, get Token away from Wendy," I say again.
Now he looks frightened, "B-But how will that make you happy?"
"Butters you care about me, right?"
"Well, yeah of course I do....but I also care about Token and Wendy as well..." He fiddles with his fingers.
"I saved you a bunch of times! Like for example...who got that ninja star out of your eye?" I said.
"Not you," He huffs.
"But eventually you got it out," I say getting annoyed.
"Fine, I'll do it. But only to make you happy again," He says assuring me.
"YAY! THANK YOU BUTTERS," I say hugging him.
Now my plan is set.
*****NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL*****
KYLE'S POV
I was at my locker putting several books away while Kenny and Cartman were arguing over the differences in cold sores and herpes.
"Kinny, cold sores are what chicks call it," Cartman says smirking.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, FATASS," Kenny muffles.
"Hey, have you guys seen Stan?" I say closing my locker.
"I haven't seen him all day," Kenny muffles.
"I did, he was with Wendy," Cartman says adjusting his blue and yellow hat.
"What?" I say hoping he didn't say what I thought he said.
"I said, he was with Wendy," He repeats.
For some reason I started getting angry.
It's not like I hate Wendy or anything, Wendy's awesome!
It's just the fact that Stan's all love struck over her.
And it's not that I'm jealous....
I mean, he's my best friend I'm always suppose to look after him.
I love him!
Not like that...like in a friendship way.
Right?