"WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT WHAT I FEEL?!" Screamed Dan. Obama reached for his pocket, taking out a blue card and handing it to Dan. He seemed confused but read it anyways.
♥OBAMA CARES!
CALL 1-800-678-376 OR TEXT "OC" TO 7789 TO RECEIVE MORE OBAMA LOVE♥
Dan's eyes started to water.
"Does this mean you.....love me too?"
Obama didn't think twice to answer that question, "Of course I do. I have all this time. Just waiting for the right moment. Remember, Obama Care, Obama Love"
Dan's lips turned upwards in joy as did Obama's. They leaned closer, kissing each other with bottled up lust and passion.
They kissed and kissed for minutes, hours, the hours turned to days, days turned to weeks, week to months and months to years. Neither of them pulling apart. Then they died, but they died a lustful death. Their graves read "Dobama Care, Dobama Love"
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Made with my great friends, happy_andrea and _Castielle™
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