There once was a boy named Harry. He loved all the girls in the world, but then... He started to like all the guys!
He then married Louis.
Louis was loved by many cats and Harry got jelly! So he bought a fish. That was cheating on Louis with Taylor Lautner.
But Paul and Preston decided to go to Mcdonalds because they didnt like Werewolves. Then Taylor Lautner found out Louis was gay... So he told Harrys fish. The fish dumped Louis.
One day, Louis and Harry met a girl called Meghan. They went to the park! Harry accidently pushed Meghan off the swing and Louis helped her up.
Meanwhile, Niall was hanging with his friends when suddenly Voldemort kills his parents and leaves a lightning scar on Nialls head. He then got a emergency phone call from Harry saying Louis was pregnant. Niall rushed to the park and used his magical wand and scar to save Louis from having Harrys baby. It ended up being a ball under Louis' t shirt. Niall was very jeLOUIS of Harry and Louis dating so he found a girl called.
Kara. They went on a date but Kara got murdered by some jealous likers on OneDirectioners page. Niall made her come back to life and dumped her. But Niall went out on a date with Bailee but it ended terribly because he found out she was cheating on him with Taylor Lautner.Niall then dated Kara again. But found out he was secretly married to a girl called Jackee. Then Kara bet the shit out of Bailee and Jackee, but the FBI find her and shoot her. She dies. The FBI didnt want anymore drama so they told Niall to kill Jackee and Bailee. They ended up already dead because of Kara beating them up. Niall was enjoying his single life again when….
Payton came along and ran him over with a car. In that car was Zayn. Who was adult napped by Princess Iraqiyah but the FBI found out and sent her to jail. So payton took the oppurtunity to marry him. So she did. But then Niall got up off the road and used his wizard powers to save Zayn. They then realised they were both gay and started making out. Niall and Zayn lived happily ever after and had nutella covered unicorn babies.
Now back to Meghan, Harry and Louis. Meghan really liked Harry but didnt want to tell him. Harry really likes Louis, so that was too bad for Meghan! Louis then went up to Meghan and made her pregnant by Louis feels. She had the baby 9 months later.
Louis was looking after his daughter and Harry was lookng after his fish one day. Harry and Louis were still married to this day and all the boys were at the One Direction house when Kara, Bailee and Jackee storm through the door. They all bitch slapped Niall when Voldemort magically appeared in the house and killed them all.
THE END. by abby :D xx