~Flying in Twi's air balloon~ (The pegasai fly on their own)
Pinkie: Are we there yet?
Pinkie: Oh, look! It's a bird!
Pinkie: Dashie! I wanna hold a cloud! Get me a cloud!
Pinkie: Oh, oh! Is that the smell of cupcakes I smell?
Pinkie: Are we there yet?
Pinkie: Thou shall not pass the mountains! Oh! We already did! Hahah!
Pinkie: Ohhhhhh, more birdies!
Pinkie: Hey, hey Twi! Where are we?
Pinkie: Are we there yet?
Pinkie: Rarity, Rarity! Looookkk at the pretty skyyyyyy!
Pinkie: Ah my Celestia, the view is amazing!
Pinkie: I wonder if we'll be there in time for the party!
Pinkie: Are we there yet?
Pinkie: I'm so excited! When I heard there was gonna be a party at the Crystal Empire, I'd thought we'd have to take the stinky old train again!
Pinkie: But nope! We're taking Twi's amazing air balloon!
Pinkie: Flutters, are you ready to mingle yet?
Pinkie: By the way, are we there yet?
Twi: No Pinkie, we aren't be there yet. We won't be there yet if you keep on yapping about the party!
Rainbow: Pinkie, calm down, you're making our ears hurt!
Rarity: Darling, honestly, you may want to keep it down... You're starting to sound like Applejack.
AJ: Beg your pardon?
Rarity: I'm sorry Applejack, you won't get my pardon.
AJ: For the love of apple pies, I didn't even wanna go this time. Last time there was a party, we all got attacked by goop.
Rarity: I'm sure it followed us because of your smell.
AJ: Rarity, I understand that you're probably blind, but we are in an air balloon right now. As much as I'd love to fight you, we can't.
Rarity: We can still hear each other. That means I can say whatever I want to you.
AJ: At least I won't be using that fancy language you use all the time. At least I make sense!
Rarity: You unrefined excuse of a mare! I speak normally, unlike a certain somepony!
Rainbow: Should I tell them that they really need to work on insulting each other?
Fluttershy: Girls, girls... Calm down. We're almost there, so we shouldn't be so negative. Think happy! We'll get to eat a lot of food, and we'll be able to meet up with Cadence and Shining Armor!
Pinkie: OMG ARE WE THERE YET
Twi: No!
Rainbow: This is gonna be a long trip...