Ashton got here earlier than I expected, and another unexpected little thing he did was bring some bit.ch along. Sorry, I mean FAKE bit.ch. Whoops. My apologies.
"Hi I'm Brittney." She says as I enter the car.
"I'm April." I answer as I pull off the fakest smile anyone could ever see. She fake smiled back, and that's when I knew she was gonna be annoying as fu.ck.
"Sorry April, I forgot to tell you that I was bringing along my girlfriend." Girlfriend? Oh HELL naw. Nuh-Uh. Nope. She can't be his girlfriend. She's a fake as.s bit.ch, and I'm not judging upon looks, but because ive seen her around school last year dating a different guy every time, and she cheated on all of them.
"Um Ashton, can I talk to you for a little bit before we drive off?" I asked as I gave Ashton that 'but not with her' look. He looked at me weirdly, before agreeing and stepping out of the car.
"You can't possibly be dating her." I whisper-shouted, just in case the bit.ch was trying to listen.
"But I am. Kaboom Foamtastic, bish." Ashton replied while snapping his fingers into a Z form. I dramatically gasped in an attempt to make him laugh, but he didn't budge.
"Um Ashton, im sorry to say this, but she cheats. She goes around, A LOT." I say in the most sincere way possible.
"She changed." He tries to convince himself.
"I don't think so, Ashton." I say seriously.
"Lets just talk about this later, when she isn't right next to us." Ashton states.
"Aight."
We got to a car lot, and we were greeted by a perverted car dealer. He wouldn't stop staring at Brittney and I's boobs. You can have the other bit.ch. My brain added as I stared at the dealer.
"Hey, perv, my eyes are up here." I snapped my fingers at him and he broke contact with my boobs, looked up at me, then back at my boobs.
Perv.
"Will you stop calling me that?" The man said, and then I realized that what I thought I was thinking, I was actually speaking.
"I'll stop calling you a perv when you stop being one." I sassed him. I heard Ashton giggle behind me and Brittney coo at Ashton's giggle. Maybe she really did change. Nah.
We look through the cars as my eyes settle on a black SUV. Hmm... it works for my creepy vibe, its kinda cheap, it has a lot of room, the chairs look comfortable... I SHALL BUY IT.
"Il take that one." I tell the dealer, pointing at the black SUV.
"You sure pretty lady? It doesnt seem like your type." The dealer asks and I immediately give him a death stare that speaks 'sleep with one eye open tonight bit.ch cause il find you, and when I do, you'll die.'
"Im pretty sure, perv. You don't know me, and I don't know you. Let's keep it that way." I say, still holding my death stare.
"Oh but sweety, I would love to know you and your friends a lot better." He smirks, staring at my boobs. I instantly jump on top of him and punch him in the jaw. Ashton sees my sudden reaction and runs to get me off of him.
He pulls me off, and as he does, I spit on him. Serves you right, creep. The perv gets up, and gives me a dirty look as he wipes his jaw. He flinches, though, so I think my job here is done.
"Can I get the keys yet, or are you just gonna keep staring at my boobs, perv?" I stare at him with the same death stare. He nods his head yes as he holds his jaw.
"I hope you realize I'm going to call the authorities." He gives me a cold stare.
"I hope you realize its your fault for getting my temper going. I also might not give this place a five star rating." I smirk at him as his eyes go from anger to fear.
"Please don't."
"I won't if you don't call authorities." I sing song as I start signing some papers.
"Fine."
Ashton rolls his eyes but immediately lightens up when Brittney kisses his cheek. His cheeks turn a bright red, like a tomato, but only on his cheeks.
I finish signing papers and he hands me the keys. I start walking out with Brittney and Ashton until I decide to speak up.
"How come you didn't have my back when that creep startex staring?" I give Ashton a questioning look.
"Remember when I was supposed to go to the restroom? Weeeeell I didn't really go there, I just may have written the word 'As.shole' all over his picture. He didn't notice though, yet." He smirks as he attempts to laugh evily, yet failing miserably as he ends up coughing madly.
"You aight?" I ask him and laugh as he nods.
"I carved the word 'perv' into his employee of the month frame. He didn't notice even though I was doing it right in front of him. He was busy staring at your boobs, so." Brittney adds. What the hell? Did I hear correctly? She actually did something to help?
"Did I just hear you correctly, or am I going insane?" I give her a puzzling look as she throws her head back in laughter.
"Yup." Maybe she really REALLY changed.
"And here I thought you were still a cheater and bit.ch." I say while laughing.
"Nah, I changed a lot this summer. I quit using drugs, and I don't hook up with random guys because let's face it, that wasn't good for my health." She laughs as Ashton gives her a confused yet horrified look. I laugh along as I reach the SUV.
"Alright well, il see you guys later, im gonna test drive this baby." I say while hitting the SUV. We say our goodbyes as I decide to tell my mom that i got an SUV and that il be back later.
Me: hey mom i got a black SUV and I wanna drive it around everywhere so il be back later.
Mom: what the hell? When? And be back before 10, im making food and its taking forever to cook so i dont want it to go to waste.
Me: aight
Mom: is that what kids these days are saying? Aight. Ima use that word now
Me: please dont
Mom: you cant stop me, aight? Ha see what i did there
Am i making you mad yet
I think I am
Why are you not answering
Oh yeah youre driving
Dont answer
I laugh as I pull out of the parking space and exit the car lot. I get another text but decide not to answer it till i get home or at least park at McDonalds. Once i park the SUV, i decide to look at the message.
Sex God: hey
I laugh at the name again and change it
Me: hellooo
Luke :) : im bored af. Im working at McDonalds rn and there is no one here ughhh
NEVERMIND THERES A BLACK SUV AM I GONNA GET ROBBED.
Me: HOLY SH.IT WE'RE AT THE SAME MCDONALDS
IM INSIDE THE SUV
Luke :) : WHY DO YOU HAVE A BLACK SUV
I SWEAR I NEARLY SH.IT MYSELF WHEN I SAW IT
Me: bc why not.
Luke :) : since when do you have a car though?
Well not car but SUV but you get me
Me: i just got it and i wanted to celebrate by getting food. From McDonalds.
Luke :) : ohhhhh
I ignore the message and get out front seat into the parking lot. I reach the door to find Luke already here, with a big grin on his face.
"Hey loser." I joke as I open the door.
"Hey dork." He jokes back.
I decide to order a hot and spicy with large fries, because why the hell not. He laughs at my choice but hands me the receipt anyways.
"Do I get a discount?" I kidd.
"Maybe." He smirks as he goes to make my food.
It takes him like 2 minutes to get it ready. He walks towards me to sit down with my food in his hand, along with some other food.
"I might as well have my lunch break, if thats okay with you?"
I nod and he takes a seat and hands me my food.
"So, April, lets continue our game now shall we?" He smiles. I nod and give him the signal that says 'go first'.
"Are you 1D as fu.ck?" He asks and I laugh as I nod my head.
"Do you hate society as much as I do?" He asks in a serious tone.
"I probably do. Society's a bit.ch." I answer while grabbing a handful of fries and eating them.
Sh.it just got deep.
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A/N: that sad moment when no one replies to your texts :(
- Carolyn