Warning: spoilers!! Duh.
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Lol look at these character options! More detailed than skyrim! I'm going to sculpt my face xD
Let's see: pointy nose, hollow cheeks, eyes spaced perfectly apart, eyebrow height, red short hair, slim but muscular body, attitudes towards oversized t shirts, okay all done!
OH WAIT THIS IS AN FPS FFS
oh how nice what a nice morning with my husband Nate oh look the obscenely posh robot has made me coffee how very nice okay the baby is crying let me check on him
WTF WHY IS THE BABY BLACK IF NEITHER OF THE PARENTS ARE??? IM SO CONFUSEDDDDD WTF BETHESDA!!!
Ok so the door rang.. URGH bloody salespeoples never go away
Yeah yeah yadaydayada I don't care ok fine I'll sign up to your stupid vault thing
As if the apocalypse will actually happen...
Oh no the baby's crying again I'll rock it to sleep
Lol Nate I'm not going to the park that's so boring I'll rather watch TV
CODSWORTH SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ILL RIP EVERY MECHANICAL PART OF YOU OFF- oh fuck
It's the apocalypse! It's actually happening!
Ok so now what do we do? RUN
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUNNNN FARFARARFARFARFAR BETTERRR
god that's a good song... Ok mr vault man let me through!
Phew, we all survived. Here we are in our underground safe haven. Okie now I will put on these clothes and have a decontamination shower- OH GOD WAIT THIS IS A FREEZER NOOOOOOOOOO YOU BASTARDS
lol I feel like fry from Futurama
Wait why am I waking up? What are they doing, oh no they're taking the baby NATE NOOOOOO MY SONNN
they shot him. That's not very nice.
I'm tired lol I'll go to sleep for a few more years
Ah I'm melting I'm meltingggggg
Okay lol wait where's the welcome party? WHERE IS EVERYONE?
Ew why am I wet oh wait I've been frozen ok
Urgh I gotta get out of here. OH COFFEE CUPS AND CLIPBOARDS ILL TAKE THOSE YAY DESK FANS FREE STUFF
oh look a computer lol lemme try hack it.
'Hmm maybe it is DESK
access denied.
Ok RANT
Access denied.
PUNK?
Access denied.
fFfFffFFfffffff.....
Okay so dodo oh god WHAT WAS THAT SKITTERING NOISE?? RADROACHES NOOOO
HELP THEYRE EATING MY FACE AAAAAHHHH OH WAIT I CAN JUST DROP KICK THEM
squish squish squish you're a bug
Ow mummy it bit me :(
Ok more free stuff coffee cups! Clipboards! Free vault suits YAYYYYY
Ooh I found a button! What does it dooooo
*siren noises*
*vault door rolls away*
YAY I escaped! Woohoo I did it! We did it! We did it! Come on boots!
Is that my town? OW THE LIGHT IT BURNS NO I WANT TO GO BACK INSIDE!!!