Aries: sexting probably
Taurus: cat videos
Gemini: existential crisis
Cancer: crying over homework
Leo: too lazy to sleep
Virgo: reading fanfic
Libra: bubble bath is nice
Scorpio: selling their soul to satan
Sagittarius: laughing at astrology posts
Capricorn: midnight snack!!!!!
Aquarius: yoga
Pisces: ??????