Aries - Being arrested for public intoxication and lewd conduct with Gemini
Taurus - Eating their own weight in sandwiches
Gemini - Being arrested for public intoxication and lewd conduct with Aries
Cancer - Trying and failing to find a summer love
Leo - Frolicking around showing off their body but no one's watching
Virgo - Applying a million layers of sun cream before realising the sun went down three hours ago
Libra - Tanning
Scorpio - Trying to have sex on the beach
Sagittarius - Swimming out as far as they can and now can't be seen by anyone
Capricorn - Trying to find gold with a metal detector
Aquarius - Trying to tan but burning instead
Pisces - Trying and failing to take a sexy beach selfie