Me and my friends say the funniest shit when we Skype. Patrick is me, Andy is my friend baileywolfy Caitlin, Pete is jesrocks- Jesed, and Joe is Kyla but she doesn't have a Wattpad I don't think not sure. ENJOY PART 1!!!!
"The whole world isn't gonna see your bra, unless you're a stripper.... Or a hoe." -Patrick 2016
"It's like.... Poofy." -Patrick 2015
"Nobody wants you or your goddamn cranberry fucknuts!" -Patrick 2016
"Jes isn't mean. She just doesn't like you." -Patrick 2016
"Daddy's third leg is pretty long though." -Patrick 2016
"You wanna grow up to be like Tigger, but then you realize you're Eeore." -Andy 2016
"I have a tail now, imma use the fuck outta that" -Andy 2016
"I ate a very big pizza slice. It was really long. You know what else is long? *patrick in the background* My Dick" -Joe 2016
"That doesn't mean I'm going, I'm staying, ya dildo." -Joe 2016
"What is Froogle? I have the answer. It's a word." -Patrick 2016
"Andy needs to acknowledge Patrick's thingamajigger. WAIT WHAT?" -Patrick 2016
"I made it into the hole!" -Joe 2016
"Beep." -Patrick 2016
"See now it comes out easy." -Patrick 2016
"Calm before the storm- fuck it. Me-OW FUCK I STEPPED ON A LEGO." -Patrick 2016
"I have this candle, and it smells like peaches and it's the best thing." -Andy 2016
"PERKACHER" -Pete 2016
"DID THE BIRD GUY COME BACK!?" -Andy 2016
"WAKE ME UP INSIDE MAN" -Patrick 2016
"MAKE THAT INTO A SHIRT!" -Andy 2016
"I don't want your Lucky Charms, I want Cinnamon Toast Crunch." -Andy 2016
"I like acid." -Joe 2016
"All the angles are bad angles." -Andy 2016
"If you can say it, it's a word/number." -Patrick 2016
"Happy lil fedora jumpy man." -Andy 2016
"If you're getting tacos you gotta put CHEESE on it!" -Patrick 2016
"Being stupid is fun!" -Andy 2016
"My fingers look like shriveled dicks!" -Andy 2016
"I look like a pale crusty donut." - Joe 2016
"They broke up (MCR) because
Teenagers." - Patrick 2016