Akatsuki Kittens

By Juniper_Falls

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Pein, sick of eating Kisame's cooking, orders Deidara and Sasori to go get food from the market and not to dr... More

Chapter 1~ Poison
Chapter 2~ Naming
Chapter 3~ School Kittens
Chapter 4~ Freedom!
Chapter 5~ Hurt
Chapter 6~ Trapped and Troubles
Chapter 7~ Stupid Doors
Chapter 8~ Lockers Suck
Chapter 9~ Home!
Chapter 10~ Changing Back
Chapter 11~ Video Game Shame
Chapter 12~ Beating People in Storm 3
Chapter 13~ Loser and Technology
Chapter 14~ Gia's 3DS
Chapter 15~ Sleeping Arrangements
Chapter 16~ Dying In Stupid Ways
Chapter 17~ Get Up! Breakfast
Chapter 18~ You Will Go Home And You Will Like It
Chapter 19~ Let Us Stay
Chapter 20~ This Is Not A Drill
Chapter 22~ Punishments
Chapter 23~ Freak Out!
Chapter 24~ Trip To Target
Chapter 25~ Volley Ball and Dress Up
Chapter 26~ This Is Why You Don't Blow Stuff Up
Chapter 27~ You Need To Go Home
Chapter 28~ Time To Go

Chapter 21~ Conner

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Gia rolled her eyes. 'As soon as I get home I'm going to kill them' she thought angrily. Amanda and Gia exchanged annoyed looks as them and the lunch room sat in a conner.

Akatsuki:

"Get back here, Tobi, hm!" Deidara yelled as him and Tobi lapped around the house.
"Oh not again!" Konan panicked as her waffles caught on fire.
"Ah!" A woman yelled as Hidan chased her.
"Stop f*****g b***h, you must be sacrafst!" Hidan yelled.
"No its my turn," Itachi growled as he grabbed the 3DS.
"No its my turn, I'm about to beat the ghost spider!" Pein growled. They frowned at each other playing tug-a-war with the 3DS.
"20 dollar bills, sweet!" Kakazu yelled grabbing the money and putting it in his cloak. Zetsu and Sasori watched the rest act like idiots and tried to stop them. Sasori sighed putting his hand over his eyes.
"Its hopeless, they're all morons," Sasori groaned. Zetsu agreed, sitting back in his seat next to Sasori.

Humans:

It was about two hours when they were finally sent home. The bus ride home was silent, thinking of the things they would do to the group once home. As soon as Gia unlocked the door they both began to scream.
"Living room NOW!" Amanda yelled her eyes flaming with anger. They all ran as fast as their feet could take them. Pein, Konan, and Zetsu sat on the large couch, Deidara and Sasori sat on the loveseat, Itachi and Kisame sat on either arm rest. Kakazu sat in the recliner, Hidan on the armrest closest to the loveseat, and Tobi sat on the floor in a ball.
"Deidara, what were you thinking, we told you not to use your clay, did we not!" Gia yelled. Deidara looked down in his lap.
"Konan, didn't we say to stay out of the kitchen, the whole house could have burned down!" Amanda yelled from her seat on the bar stool. Konan looked at the wall.
"Tobi is a good boy, Tobi is really sorry," Tobi said sitting up and leaning against the wall. The two sighed.
"I hate to say this but, out of all of you, Tobi didn't do anything wrong," Gia said gagging. The rest of the Akatsuki glared at Tobi.
"Tobi you're free to go," Amanda said and Tobi cheered happily running out of the room.
"Sasori, you and Zetsu are free to go too," Gia said.
"I think I'm good here," Sasori said.
"Why?" Gia asked.
"No reason," He said. Gia and Amanda shrugged.
"As for the rest of you," Amanda hesitated thinking of a punishment.
"Go sit in the corner until we can think of punishments!" Gia yelled and the Akatsuki grumbled.
"No one...." Pein yelled but Amanda interrupted him.
"Cork it!"
"Hand it over, Kakazu!" Gia yelled. Kakazu sighed and handed her one 20 dollar bill.
"All of it!" Gia yelled again holding out her hand to him.
"Fine," he grumbled giving her all but 60$ worth of 20$ bills.
"Ahem," Gia coughed. He handed her the 3 20$ bills.
"Corner," he sat in the corner with the rest.
"Now," Amanda covered their heads with a giant blanket, "no talking."
"B***h," Hidan whispered. Amanda smirked and threw a tv remote at him.
"B***h," He growled and Amanda laughed.

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