calum; 9:38 PM
luke; 9:38 AM
the hemmatron: g morning cal
cal(culator): hey bby!!!!!!!!
cal(culator): guess who i am with
cal(culator):
the hemmatron: HE DYED HIS HAIR AGAIN????
the hemmatron: u guys are cute
cal(culator): yes
cal(culator): and thank U i am the cutest tho
the hemmatron: debatable 🤔
cal(culator): GASP
cal(culator): how dare you lucas i am sex with two legs
the hemmatron: u are hetero sex with two legs
the hemmatron: very gross
cal(culator): that's only because u are gay
the hemmatron: no
the hemmatron: hetero sex = gross
gay = HOT
cal(culator): ur hot
the hemmatron: Thanks ik
cal(culator): send me a selfie
the hemmatron: no i am greasy rn
cal(culator): you are greasy all the time now send me a selfie
the hemmatron: i am sending you nothing :-(
cal(culator): im just playing cmon michael wants to see u and all i have is embarrassing photos
cal(culator): and the pictures on my wall don't count
the hemmatron: u have pics of me on ur wall????
cal(culator): yeah that's not the point
cal(culator): cmon lukey baby
the hemmatron: stop calling me that asshole
the hemmatron:
the hemmatron: here
cal(culator): the FUCK
cal(culator): U get hotter every day what the fuck
the hemmatron: shut up
cal(culator): send nudes babyboy ;)
the hemmatron: nice try buddy but i don't do fuckboys
cal(culator): damn (a/n: DONT.)
cal(culator): michael says ur hella hot
the hemmatron: tell him thanks and that he's awesome
cal(culator): you never call me awesome D:
the hemmatron: bc u aren't D:
cal(culator): o rly
the hemmatron: yes rly
the hemmatron: hey im going out w/ jack the hoe ill text u later
cal(culator): since when do U agree going out with jack
the hemmatron: he's buying me hot cheetos
cal(culator): you and ur hot Cheetos smh
cal(culator): anyways tell jack hi
cal(culator): and have fun boo:*
the hemmatron: U are so gross
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malum is only happening for like 2 seconds yall calm down
thanks for 1K buds yall almost as hot as me and luke
– sophie