Me: we are back. With dares and a lot. Be prepared
April: reasons for this being called b-bugs and dates?
Me: you shall see and Kapril fans, OTP SHALL HAPPEN
Kapril Fans: YAY FINALLY THANK YOU!!
Me: welcome
Me(cont.): but we of course still have dares so. April cook the worst food ever
April: ok, *makes fried crickets*
Me: NOW EAT IT
April: what?!
Emily: yikes.
Me: sigh, do I have to grab my chainsaw, it made Adrien do his dare
April: who?
Me: someone you wouldn't know unless you've seen my Miraculous Truth or Dare show.
Chloe: you're torturing more people?
Me: nah, *grabs chainsaw* although we did kill one person
April: I DON'T WANNA DIE
Kelsey: NOOO DON'T KILL HER
Me: THEN EAT THE DAMN CRICKETS
April: *eats it cringes then vomits* that was disgusting *makes gagging noises*
Lily: *covers eyes* someone please clean that up
Me: *snaps fingers and the room is clean* now Emily, it is time for your torture. No reading fairy tales for a month
Emily: noooooo!!!!!!! Why Kitty??? I hate you right now
Me: well then, you are going to DES-pise your next dare. *clears throat* ahem. Emily tell everyone in the middle of a football game how AMAZING I, Kitty, am.
Emily: -___-'' really
Chloe: *takes phone from me* *reads dare* hands it back* yep
-At the Football game-
Lily: *shoves Emily into the middle of the feild* do the dare
Emily: fine. *into megaphone* KITTY IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER. SHE IS FABULOUS AND IS A CAT-DRAGON RANDOM QUEEN. SHE IS AWESOME AND WRITES AMAZING RANDOM STORIES SHE ALSO WROTE 101 WAYS TO TORTURE A BANANA AND HAS A CHAINSAW IN HER HAND AND WILL USE IT IF I SAY ANYTHING BAD. YAAYY KITTY C.
Me: *was recording the full thing* thanks Emily! *puts chainsaw away*
-Back at the Dare Lodge-
Chloe: so what other dares are there?
Me: well, since I'm saving the love ones for the end, next Emily has to camp outside on the grass during a rainstorm in her bathing suit and bring all her Peter Pan books with her and watch them get destroyed.
Emily: I'm beginning to get the feeling that you enjoy torturing me with these dares
Me: of course I do *laugh*
Kelsey: you are messed up
Me: *glares* nah, I'm random. That's all. *hands Emily supplies and sticks her outside*
Emily: *in a bathing suit* brrrr. *rain destroying her books* noooo!!! *starts crying* why why why
-the next day-
Emily: *comes back inside shivering*
Chloe: how are you?
Emily: cold and my books are ruined *sighs*
Me: WAKE UP GLITTER FORCE THE DARING IS CONTINUED WITH KELSEY TRYING TO WATERBEND
Kelsey: *walks in* but I firebend! *tries*
April: keep trying
Me: *to Lily* follow me *hands her a bucket* *we climb a ladder to a platform above Kelsey*
Lily: 3...2...1
-We drop the water and Kelsey gets soaked-
Kelsey: hey! *firebends and sends a fireball after me*
Me: *running away* CHLOE HELP
Chloe: *shoots ice and the fireball disappears*
Me: *panting and stops running* ok, Kelsey the Melon Lord, you have no more dares right now
Kelsey: Melon Lord?
Me: *laughs* C-CONTINUING IRRELEVANTLY Emily throw your Glitter Lucky outfit in da TRASH!!!
Emily: REALLY?! *is holding her outfit* NOOOOOOO
Lily: it's a dare though
Me: *presses button that opens trash chute* toss. It. In. Now. Do I need to grab my chainsaw again?
Emily: n-noooooo! *closes eyes* please don't *drops it in*
Me: now, *uses crane to get it out.* wear it*
-the crane drops it in front of her*
Emily: eeewwww! *puts it on*
April: that is disgusting
Me: *in a singsong voice* *dangles a worm in front of April* now April touch the worm!!
April: O.O ... EEEWWWW NO NO NO!!! *starts to run off, but Kelsey catches her*
Kelsey: c'mon, do it quickly, don't worry *smiles at her*
April: o-ok. *takes a deep breath* *touches the worm* *cringes* *kicks my hand so that the worm falls out* *stops on the fallen worm*
Me: *grabs a broom and a microphone* so now... we have some QUESTIONS!!!!! And I am not bringing in the Bad End Generals, because this is about 30% safe and I am not lowering that safety line.
Emily: ok! Please stop with the torture
Chloe: wait 30% safety factor
Me: meh, there may be a death factor on the show, but that depends on the dare and we still have a few more targeted at you, Emily, but first *whispers to Lily*
Lily: what?!
Me: *nods*
Lily: *sighs* fine I will. *turns to other Glitter Force members* guys, I'm quitting art because I h-hate it now *small tears form in her eyes*
Others: WHAT?!
Emily: but you love art Lily!
Chloe: why do you hate art
Kelsey: I am having a slightly hard time believing this
April: I don't get why though, I thought you loved art
Lily: *opens eyes* it was a dare
Others: *cheer and sigh in relief*
Me: now what are your opinions on Rascal?
Glitter Force: umm
Chloe: is harder to fight than you think. Quite skilled
Kelsey: I would happily burn that deck of cards
Emily: just another meanie in a strange costume with a wacko personality
April: I really don't think he's nice in any way. Serve the of evil
Lily: a villain who doesn't realize what he's doing is wrong
Me: *finishes writing it down* accurate, and who is Chloe's crush?
Chloe: *blushes a tiny bit* I-I don't have one presently, sorry
Me: *smirks* suurrrreeeee, ok, I will let that slide, just this once though....
Chloe: *sighs in relief*
Me: now April, another Bug Dare!
April: *gets a bit jumpy*
Kelsey: calm down a tiny bit?
Me: *clears throat* ahem. April must swim in a pool of bugs and water, in a tank top and shorts
April: *screams*
Me: well, get going, follow me to the pool room
-we reach there-
Lily: why is there a pool of hot sauce, a pool of paint and a pool of *reads sign* akumas?
Me: irrelevant, but here is the bug pool *gestures with hand to pool of bugs*
April: *stands by the edge shaking*
Me: *facepalms* Emily please shove her
Emily: ok *shoves April into the pool*
April: gah! *falls in and starts swimming to the shallow end*
Emily: those bugs look gross *cringes*
Me: *hands phone to Kelsey for a second to tie my shoelace*
Kelsey: *reading next part of dare* Emily, you're going to have to eat them
April: *makes it to shallow end and runs out*
Me: *points and takes phone back from Kelsey* the showers are right over there
April: *runs to the showers*
Me: EMILY EAT ALL THE BUGS *shoves her in*
-after a long time-
Emily: *finishes and starts to vomit*
Me: now *points to wall* walk into it!
Lily: what?!
Me: just do it. It's magical. Like platform 9 and 3/4
Chloe: ok, whatever you say *walks into wall and gets teleported to the school*
Me: see, completely safe! *backflips inside*
Lily: *follows*
Kelsey: *runs into wall*
April: *does the same*
Emily: *stops puking and jumps in wall* why are we at school?
Me: because, you have to tell everyone that you like Peter Pan and tell them how ugly they are
Emily: WHAT?!
Student No. 1: what's Emily doing up there?
Me: Chloe, can you fetch my chainsaw?
Chloe: umm
Emily: fine.... *grabs microphone*
Me: go ahead
Emily: *swallows* I have a crush
Student No. 2: who?
Emily: Peter Pan. Oh and all of you guys are ugly.
Student No. 3: RUDE!
Emily: am I done?
Me: nope, not until I tell you to stop
Emily: damn. You guys also look the same and are a mirror image of the bottom of a troll's shoe
Students No. 1,2 & 3: BOOOOO *start to charge up to the stage with guns*
Me: OK ITS TIME TO STOP. TO THE WALL GLITTER FORCE!
-Everyone in the Glitter Force and me Jumps back through the wall-
Me: that was close
Chloe: no kidding, they almost killed Emily
Me: *starts laughing* yeah, that was funny. Now Kelsey, on that table there is hair dye
Kelsey: *gets the two bottles* who are these for?
Me: the pink is for Lily, go put it on
Lily: *sighs and dyes her hair*
((That's my original edit, it's Lily with neon pink hair, lie it?))
Lily(cont.): how does it look
Me: *takes picture* legit adorable bubblegum!
April: *takes the other bottle from Kelsey* puke green? Who is that for? Not me hopefully
Me: nah, you're lucky, it's for Emily.
April: *breathes a sigh of relief and hands the bottle to Emily*
Emily: *shudders and puts dye on*
Me: eew. I don't like that. But now, I have been saving the best dares for last. BUBBLEGUM LILY, COME HERE!
Lily: *walks over* *reads the dares on my phone* *fangirls*
Me: *grinning evilly* now 3...2...1
Me and Lily: BREEZE AND LUCKY KISS
Breezky: WHAT?!!!
Me: well your ship name is adorable
Lily: you're right. Breezky. Breeze key. Cool!
Kelsey: do we have to shove them together?
Me: *whispers to them* Kelsey and April on Emily, Lily and I on Chloe
April: got it.
-in places-
Kelsey: NOW!
-we shove them into a kiss-
-after a few minutes-
April: I have an idea, we need the water pool
Me: I like where this is going
Lily: on it *presses button and the pool opens in the floor*
Kelsey: *charges at Breezky and shoves them in the pool*
Emily: haven't I been tortured enough?
Me: well the final dare. The best as the last. Kelsey and April have a private date.
Kelsey: d-d-do you m-mind that April?
April: no, I don't *smiles*
Kelsey: *blushes*
((I've always pictured Kelsey sometimes getting nervous around April at certain times, also, anyone write good Kapril fanfics?))
Me: the restaurant is over there *points to entryway marked with big lights*
Kapril: *goes to the restaurant*
Me: now let's watch them through this camera I obviously set up
Emily: *sits next to Chloe on the couch*
Lily: *sits down*
Me: *also sits down*
-in the restaurant-
April: wow, who set up the feast? *sits down at the table*
Kelsey: agreed *sits next to her*
-after some eating and talking-
Kelsey: t-that was really f-fun
April: yep, I agree *kisses Kelsey*
Me: HOLY MUFFINS. KAPRIL RIGHT THERE
Emily: I AGREE THAT IS LEGIT LIFE!!!
Chloe: *clapping* they Finally kissed *cheers*
Lily: YAY!!!!
Me: look at a pic!!!! Also, Comment dares and questions, that's all for now, ✌️
Lily: should we tell them we stalked their date?
Emily: nah, not worth it