Sherlock Holmes: You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
John Watson: I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
Mycroft Holmes: I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
Greg Lestrade: Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
James "Jim" Moriarty: Let's play Barbie. I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.