"The one and only, well sorta. The one and only Elton John Wilder that is," everyone laughed at his dumb joke except me. It wasn't even that funny to laugh at. Okay it was kinda funny but I'm not going to laugh. He walks towards me and asked, "did you miss me?"
"Did I miss you? If you meant like did I miss zombie's Ripping off people's flesh as the people screamed in terror? Did I miss throwing up when I had food poisoning? Did I miss watching the first five minutes of 'Up'? Or did I miss when the vine 'What Are Those' came out? Then yes Elton, I did miss you?" I replied to his question with a pearly white smile. He just had his arms crossed against his chest and stared at me with one of his eyebrows raised up. Then he started to do this quiet chuckle. He suddenly changed to a burst of laughter. It was freaking me out, "wh-wh-who do we call?" I asked so confused at what was happening to him. Mom just shrugged her shoulders as Paula and Dove just watched as if it were a show.
He took a deep breath and calmed down as if nothing happened. He then looked towards his Moms and sniffles while whipping a fake tear away. "Did you hear that Moms? She said she missed me." Elton then decided to hug me, ew!
"Awe." Our Moms sighed as if we were that sneezing panda video. How can they not see this is totally disgusting.
"Please stop,"I muffled in his chest trapped to the point I could hardly breath.
"Nope,"he whispered popping out the p and kept holding on knowing very well I hated this and that I could suffocate. "I always wondered if you would die in my arms," he whispered without our Moms hearing looking down at me. I glared up at him because in this position, it was the only thing I could do. Until I realized I do this, "ouch!" he quitly yelped when I bit his nipple through his shirt. He still didn't let go, instead he gave me a smirk,"do it again," he seductively whispered knowing it would make me stop. He felt me shiver against him. For making me stop or making me shiver he smiled with victory.
Mean while over here... "You owe me ten bucks Paula," Dove said. Why? I thought.
"No way, that was obviously sarcasm," Paula said back. Wait a second they betted money on my reaction.
"Oh no, Elton made it very clear what she and I quote, 'then yes Elton, I missed you?' So cough it up and don't forget Aphrodite's ten as well." My own mother was apart of this too. What the heck!
As Paula got two tens out from her purse she muttered, "d*me it Elton. Always have to make it clear."
He didn't make a respond he just continued putting on this show he's making by still hugging me. I heard Elton sniff my hair." You smell good when you're awake." he whispered.
"What the f*ck?" I whisper back so low he probably didn't hear me. Or maybe he did when he started chuckling a bit.
"Smile," my Mom said practically singing it while holding a... Camera?
What's going on I'm thinking. I seriously need an aspirin. Elton finally stops embracing me and poses for the picture his arm around me. Once Mom snapped the photo, Elton landed his head inbetween the cruk of my nick and embraced me once again. He a lot taller then me now about a foot. I'm 5'2, I'm very short. I remember being taller then him in the fourth grade. I got to hand it to him, puberty did him good. One thing for sure hasn't changed, he's still is a character.
"Alright, get off me," I grunted forcing him to release. A small part of me didn't want him to though. Oh god. Okay conscience, don't be playing gedi mind tricks with me.
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Let's make it a bit fun. Comment something weird or strange that someone once said to you.
EX: 'I heard Elton sniff my hair. "You smell good when you're awake," he whispered.