okay so before we start business
1. Some of the comments disappeared so if you don't see yours, I'm very sorry
2. Damn...you guys dragged tf outta 95% of the cast
3. When I say 'Me:' in here, it's obvi gonna be me *justin timberlake*
4. Some of these are comments so don't be like "0MfG1!1!1 ThATs no t A queSTi0N BITcH!"
5. Y'all are mean af to Nixon I can't 😂
6. I saw suicide squad yesterday and that shit was lit imo
7. I don't think I corrected anything? It's pretty much wrote the same how you commented, but if it was missing a simple word like 'your', I added it :)
8. If there's more than one Q under a users name then that means they asked one character multiple questions
9. I'm sorry if this is long and boring, it took me a lot of time to put together honestly
10. I tried to edit this and if there's slip ups then welllllp
L O U I S
TheRealHolyJesus
Q: ily 28274% but I kinda feel attacked because you're so adorable and fluffy
A: aww how cute! love you more. *blows kiss*
InternetDependant
Q: When did you realize you love Harry?
A: probably when I told Zayn and Liam because obviously I wouldn't just tell anyone about him
Loutomlinson009
Q: Can you teach me to be sassy like u?
A: sure um. Watch reality TV, always be prepared for a fight, and drink a lot of water. You gotta hit them with a list of facts and your throat needs to be able to handle that. *nods*
DelilahSapphire
Q: why do you put up with Harry? Just leave him! If he loved you like he said he did then him and Ramon noodle wouldn't have still been together! Juss sayin!
A: love is really complicated as you can see. I understand where you're coming from though
Q: how do you feel about everything so far?
A: all I have to say is sigh... *pouts*
Kate122520
Q: Do you love kinky stuff?? P.S. You're mi favorite 😁😆
A: thanks hun. I want to try out handcuffs, blindfolds, and I don't mind a feather or two. I'm open to try some things.
Louistomlinsrn
Q: how're you feeling about the whole situation with Harry and Ramona (?) chick?
A: waiting for him to grow a pair because she's a bitchatcho
RayeBooks
Q: Do you think it would be best to leave Harry alone until he dumps Ramen Noodles? I think you should
A: I tried distancing myself before, I didn't want to rush him but I got needy
Malum_Larry_Trash1
Q: LOUIS CAN YOU ADOPT ME
A: you have to wait a little, I'm still 17 haha
Q: Can you and I go to the mall
A: absolutely! I need new skirts and underwear. Victoria secret is having a blowout sale, we need to be there when it starts!
Bi_One_Of_A_Kind
Q: How are you even real I'm in love 😍😍😍😍😍
A: I could ask the same thing! 😚
InRecovery
Q: Who do you like better Nixon or Mason?
A: I don't know..Nixon is such an awkward sweetheart but Mason is someone you can fuck around with. That sounded way sexual then I meant. *laughs*
LostGirl202
Q: u and me need to go shopping sometime
A: never turned down a shopping trip
Onedirection_5sos15
Q: Be honest is Mason good at doing the nasty?? 😉😉
A: *hides face* I'm not that experienced but yeah sure. I'm sure some people like it that rough
Larry_Stylinson415
Q: Louis why are you so beautiful, sexy and fluffy. Like how, and all at the same time! Harry's lucky to have you babes 😘
A: you're so sweet! I want to give you a hug!
TomlinsonStylesCorp
Q: you and Harry were on a break and you slept with Mason, but when Harry kisses Ramona you flip out....Louis are you controlling a one lane relationship (meaning the other person doesn't have a say).
A: I don't think so *looks around* damn
H A R R Y
me: saddle up boy, you boutta get dragged
Kittenlou10
Q: when are you actually going to break up with that witch?
A: when she's not in a mood
Rheathorpe
Q: when u gonna get rid of ginge?
A: soon I guess
InternetDependant
Q: When you gonna break up with the rich bitch?
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H: *looks off set to me* is it just going to be this?
Me: just answer the damn thing haz
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A: soon...
DelilahSapphire
Q: Why do you treat Louis like you like him a lot but then stay with that ugly rich bitch Ramon noodle!
A: *covers head and tilts head back* I do like him a lot, I'm breaking things off with her before you know it.
RayeBooks
Q: Why did you get with Ramen Noodles in the first place?
A: my friend set me up with her and I guess I felt bad at first because she liked me a lot. And I guess I felt that I had to "prove" that I was straight to certain people.
Malum_Larry_Trash1
Q: can you be my dad? Adopt me plz
A: as long as I'm not a dad who doesn't get acknowledged unless someone needs money
Bi_One_Of_A_Kind
Q: so when is the break up with whatever her name is your making things harder for yourself break up with her and go to Louis he needs you now. I hope you do the right thing or else. I still love you tho no hate but still make the break up happen or else I mean it.
A: *gulps* I think I got the hint
InRecovery
Q: Would you chose your job or Louis be honest
A: Louis.
LostGirl202
Q: Isn't Louis your favorite color?
A: huh? Erm my favorite color is blue maybe? I like orange and pink too
Lee21452
Q: Harry....how would u describe Louis in 5 words
A: breathtaking, sensitive, colorful, fiesty, and ummmm curvy?
Onedirection_5sos15
Q: What is taking you so long to break things off with what's her face??
A: well onedirection_5sos15, her dad's business is basically like a fucking mafia, I haven't told my mom or Robin about me being gay, she's my coverup?
TomlinsonStylesCorp
Q: if you wanted to be loyal to Louis why haven't you dumped Ramona? Seems to me that you swing both ways. it isn't fair to Louis
A: I'm aware of that already. I don't swing both ways I'm sure and I'm working on it.
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Can I leave now? I have tests to grade and these people are not the nicest.
Me: sure, I think they like ya
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M A S O N
DelilahSapphire
Q: How did it feel when you and Louis fucked? Also are you bi or something?
A: nice shag, better than most and I'm attracted to girls but Louis is the only dude I could actually fuck.
Kate122520
Q: Do you have feelings for Louis?
A: *starts wheezing laughing* good one mate
RayeBooks
Q: What's with you and Louis?
A: we did it once but now we're just cool with each other I guess. I like to bother him and he does the same..
Malum_Larry_Trash1
Q: Do you wanna date, I can rock your world
A: we can hook up, I don't really know about the whole commitment thing. *shrugs*. I've always wanted to fuck someone on top of a building at night if you're down. I could rock you instead
Me: enough. Next question
Bi_One_Of_A_Kind
Q: I still don't understand how you go from bullying Louis to fucking Louis
A: Bullying? I went a little light on him yeah? I liked that he fought back and all I'll admit that.
InRecovery
Q: Would you date Louis or are you satisfied with fuck buddies
A: ....satisfied with bushing him into bushes
LostGirl202
Q: Stop fucking Louis it's rude
A: hey, he wanted it
Onedirection_5sos15
Q: Would you date Louis??
A: no. Next question please
LASHTONSVIBRATOR
Q: Lason is love Lason is life and I want more Lason smutt
A: wtf is a Lason?
TomlinsonStylesCorp
Q: Are you straight, bi, gay, or do you fuck anyone
A: I would say straight based on history but I guess whoever I want
Niallthuggin
Q: yo what is it with you
A: and what're you on about?
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Me: Mason you're free to go
M: no cute or simple questions? All about the idiot?
Me: yup I guess
M: do you have snacks here at least?
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L I A M
InternetDependant
Q: WHY ARE YOU AND ZAYN SO CUTE OMFG ADOPT ME
A: thanks we try. I would but I'm not sure if Z is too keen on having kids yet sorry sweets
DelilahSapphire
Q: How did you and Zayn meet?
A: Um I already knew him because we were science partners for a whole semester in year 10. Then he would show up to my job and order frozen yogurt all of the time. Vanilla with gummy bears, sour sweets, Oreo crumbs. Ugh and then after his like 30th visit he asked me out on a date and then we kept on going on dates and he was just so cute and loving bought be flowers whenever I was sad. He sings to me still to this day on FaceTime when I'm not with him so I can fall asleep and-
Me: Liam really cute but we're on a tight schedule...
L: sorry *blushes*
RayeBooks
Q: Have you said the word to Zayn?
A: I'm assuming you're talking about the L word and if so then yes, a thousand times
Malum_Larry_Trash1
Q: okay you are daddy af, but how was your first time with Zayn
A: honestly it wasn't how I expected it to go...in the back of his car. But yeah I don't regret it haha. It was sweet and sensual and I guess we couldn't make it to his house in time
InRecovery
Q: Can you buy me a dog? 🐶
A: I must become a stripper to make more money first because dogs are wicked expensive. Ziam cost just about a thousand pounds.
LostGirl202
Q: Hwllo Liama bean
A: hello!
Onedirection_5sos15
Q: can I third wheel with you and Zayn??
A: are you sure? We get a little bit cuddly and annoying around people sometimes.
TomlinsonStylesCorp
Q: Why did you go behind Louis back and rat him out to Harry? Making them both distant towards each other.
A: really weren't my intentions, or Zayn. I figured Louis wouldn't really care since we already knew. It's not like I would tell authority on them!
Niallthuggin
Q: Does Zayn call you daddy?
A: no haha
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Me: alright Liam say bye to them
L: bye guys! stay safe and say no to drugs! Maybe weed. Because Zayn smokes that and I don't really min-
Me: Lima please go
L: okay bye bye ! *trips on the way out the door*
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Z A Y N
me: oh lord..
DelilahSapphire
Q: What conflicted your mind so much that you and Liam wanted to ruin Louis' life with Harry?
A: Jesus, we didn't want to ruin anything at all. He would've found out that we knew anyways so why not be up front and tell him like it is? He's a man and can handle a little confrontation. And Liam shouldn't be looked down on, it was my idea.
Kate122520
Q: I love youuu
A: much love to you as well.
RayeBooks
Q: Why did you and Lima tell Haz about your knowledge and Lou's relationship?
A: I think your friend asked the same thing up there, try that
Malum_Larry_Trash1
Q: I low key want to beat the living hell out of you, for what you did to Louis but...would you let Liam top you for a night?
A: um okay.. And I don't think so. He's too gentle and I don't want anything up my butt
InRecovery
Q: How do you really feel about Larry's relationship? (Louis and Harry)
A: Honestly it's a bit weird like, not the age but just the fact that he's like a teacher. As long as he doesn't cause Louis any harm. Or else I won't hesitate to punch the shit out of him.
LostGirl202
Q: smirks
A: *raises eyebrow*
TomlinsonStylesCorp
Q: Do you always have a stick up your ass or is that just how you act?
A: I personally think I'm pretty chill around people I like. it's alright if you don't like me..
Niallthuggin
Q: who tops?
A: I do
Onedirection_5sos15
Q: do you want kids, and if so can you adopt me??
A: maybe after Liam finishes college
I N D I G O
DelilahSapphire
Q: do you wanna go get some chipotle when this is over?
A: fuck yeah. Niall and I were going to get food after hope you don't mind him. I'm hungry and tired at the same time. Tungry. Haha tungry, that sounds weird.
Q: as a fellow Latin person how does it feel to grow up with your Latin parent? Because mine was strict af!
A: sameee. I wasn't even allowed to sit on certain couches and if I sat on one without plastic on it, my ass got beat with a chancla. Umm let's see there were a lot of wooden spoons used for whoopings, my mom letting my younger cousins roam through my room without permission. And she uses the dish washer as a place to store dishes? Doesn't matter I still love her and she raised me to be a strong one.
Q: How long have you and your gf been together
A: like 6 months almost 7?
Malum_Larry_Trash1
Q: you are my goals, you are just about the only person with sense. Adopt me
A: thanks bubba and sure why the fuck not? I want a big family
Bi_One_Of_A_Kind
Q: I just love you can we be friends
A: sure!
InRecovery
Q: How do you really feel about Niall
A: he's annoying but I've known him since I was 7 so he's pretty important to me. Don't tell anyone.
LostGirl202
Q: I love your hair and wish u were my gf
A: thank youuu mama! Sending kisses
Onedirection_5sos15
Q: Can we go dye our hair together?!?!
A: Oh my god yes. I kinda wanna do a baby pink but purple is like my signature look. Ugh decisions
TomlinsonStylesCorp
Q: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
A: well her name is Cassie. Her family is from Trinidad which is so fucking cool. I love her brown complexion and how her dark purple hair goes with it. (We dyed it together). She's into the medical field and wants to be a pediatrician soon. Her favorite color is yellow ummmm and she takes pictures with her camera of us and posts pictures on her tumblr constantly. She's really kind to people and I just love her. She's great yeah. Ella sabe cómo utilizar su lengua bien si sabes lo que quiero decir, si no hablas español entonces usted no consigue esta jajajaja *scratches neck*
K Y L E
DelilahSapphire
Q: How does it feel to lose Louis to the perfectest person in the world?
A: All I have to say is good luck to that guy. Hopefully Louis doesn't cheat on him too...
RayeBooks
Q: Why do you take pills?
A: When I was 11 I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and when I was 13, anxiety. It was all a blur honestly. Multiple suicide attempts in my teenage years but I would say that I'm better, yeah.
InRecovery
Q: are you more pissed that he cheated or that he left?
A: that he cheated. I thought everything was fine but I guess not
Malum_Larry_Trash1
Q: You need some help, what made you think a relationship with a teen and you a grown ass man was going to work?
A: we got off really well honestly, he seemed mature enough and he originally lied about his age.
Onedirection_5sos15
Q: Do you think you can get over Louis?
A: honestly I'm not sure right now. Sometimes just being with him worked better than the all of the pills
TomlinsonStylesCorp
Q: Do you think you and Louis could be friends?
A: um I'm not sure but hopefully
Niallthuggin
Q: Wait are you bipolar or are the pills for something else??
A: Correct. Bipolar disorder and anxiety.
N I X O N
DelilahSapphire
Q: why are you here?
A: I was asked to come answer questions..
Louistomlinsrn
Q: Do you still think you have a shot with Louis?
A: eh I don't know. He seems to be in his own world right now
Malum_Larry_Trash1
Q: dude you are so irrelevant I forgot you were even in this book.
A: well that's not really nice per say. I like to stay out of drama
Bi_One_Of_A_Kind
Q: I forgot you were actually existing but still just give up on Louis it's for your own good.
A: not really chasing him. I'm focused on graduating and taking care of my grandma at the moment and working to pay her medical bills.
InRecovery
Q: What do you think of Isabelle?
A: well she's really nice to me. She's been working with me for a while, might give a raise soon. The girl's a little weird.
Onedirection_5sos15
Q: What is your sexuality if you don't mind me asking???
A: I don't really like to classify myself as anything. My parents are kind of hippies and assured me that it was okay to be anything I'd like to be haha. Does that count as pansexual? I don't know.
TomlinsonStylesCorp
Q: What's good?
A: In-N-Out burgers from America. Foodgasm for sure.
Niallthuggin
Q: Hi you're cool to me dude what's good
A: wow a nice person, what's up?
N I A L L
DelilahSapphire
Q: Bread Hi! How are you?
A: ey! I feel amazing thanks for asking.
Kate122520
Q: How's life going? Hah
A: pretty good, I can't wait to go out for food after this
RayeBooks
Q: wassup church boy?
A: just chillin and church boy?
Malum_Larry_Trash1
Q: Waz up smol bean. Wanna go get some drinks?
A: rounds on me for everyone!!
Bi_One_Of_A_Kind
Q: Neil baby what to say what to say Hi!
A: hey babe
InRecovery
Q: Would you be my prom date?
A: what's the color scheme? I'm in. We can pose really cheeky in front of a park's water fountain.
Onedirection_5sos15
Q: are you going to watch Suicide Squad in theaters??
A: of course I've been waiting so long for it to come out. I need to find someone to go with first. #foreveralone
TomlinsonStylesCorp
Q: What do you think about the Dunkirk teaser trailer?
A: dunwhat? I need to search that.
Niallthuggin
Q: Hi daddy how's it going?
A: sup baby, doing pretty good.
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N: everyone's so nice here
Me: because you're unproblematic
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R A N C H I mean R A M O N A
Me: sighs because I have so much more to type because of this bitch..
Walmartconnecti
Q: Do you have a sister named Beezus? Because that's all I think about when I see your name
A: no I'm an only child. Thank god, more for me!
RayeBooks
Q: how does it feel be Harry's pawn
A: excuse me? I don't understand.
DelilahSapphire
Q: were you aware that Harry is fully and truly unicorn gay? (Just breaking the truth) Harry now it won't be hard to dump the Ranen Noodle!
A: ...I disagree but thanks
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R: I need water with a lemon slice in it
Me: skrrrr bitch whatchu think this is
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Bi_One_Of_A_Kind
Q: wait a minute, who are you????
A: my name is Ramona McDavis, daughter of the Ralph McDavis.
InRecovery
Q: why don't you like cross dresser? What if your child was a cross dresser?
A: I'm sure they wouldn't be. I was raised to certain beliefs and I'll raise my children to be the same. Thank you very much for asking a question.
LostGirl202
Q: The door
A: ...
Niallthuggin
Q: have you ever in your mind just thought like.. Wow this guy is so gay
A: I just believe that Harry is a little feminine than most guys. He understands my problems.
TomlinsonStylesCorp
Q: If Harry breaks up with you, what would you do? Be a snobby brat and tell on him to your daddy or handle it like a woman and forget about the "bastard" (even though he's literally a cotton candy dumpling of joy)
A: daddy makes his own decisions. I don't tell him to.
Malum_Larry_Trash1
Q: Bye Felicia👉🚪. Why are you still here. I'm Harry and Louis daughter Jay. They are my *fully* gay dads, well Louis is my mom. But anywhore, your Harry is gay. But if he was smart, no offense dad, I would have let you spend your own damn money on that expensive shit you bought. He should've ran your ass broke. You are the thing keeping my parents apart. You are like Times New Roman font Ramona, you are just as generic as they come
A: *on the phone* dad come pick me up! These people are absolute looneys!
Me: ................holy shit that was amazing
M E
and now yours truly *bows to this shitstorm of a story*
Kittenlou10
Q: how is this story so good
A: i really appreciate comments like this because I genuinely can't read my own work, I cringe bad.
DelilahSapphire
Q: will you marry me and we can adopt pretty Latin babies
A: yay my first proposal! Lol sure Latin babies sound fun.
Q: why is everybody in this story pretty much gay or bi? (Not saying I don't like it cuz I do but I just noticed and wanna know)
A: I literally only planned for a few to be gay/bi but now they're all just attracted to each other and idk I slipped with a bucket of rainbows and now it's everywhere. Fuck.
Louistomlinsrn
Q: do you have an idea of how this story is going to end?
A: I have like a handful of possible endings and y'all will be snatched
Larrylxxxxxl
Q: can you adopt me?
A: if your diet can stick to bagels, Popsicles, honey buns and pizza then okay
Bi_One_Of_A_Kind
Q: You're like life can we be besties somehow is that even possible if not let's make it possible like Kim possible *drops mic and leaves* yeah😝
A: di di di din what's the sitch? And yay more friends
InRecovery
Q: fav ship on YouTube and fav movie?
A: I have a lot..Phan, Jenna and Julien, Janiel, tronnor, scömiché [I'm definitely missing some] . And my fav movie is either Coraline, Shrek 2, meet the robinsons or the Pursuit of Happyness.
FireBreathingMama
Q: just wanted to say I'm actually really enjoying this story.
A: thank you so much babe
TomlinsonStylesCorp
Q: what do you think about the Dunkirk teaser trailer??
A: when I saw it in the theater to go see SS, I screamed when I saw the first frame of the water... It's sad. I tried to look for Harry with all of those guys lol I'm a mess
Niallthuggin
Q: how old are you
A: yikessss. I'm 14 lol I'll be 15 in a month
Onedirection_5sos15
Q: what is your fav candy??
A: Swedish fish and peach rings
InternetDependant
Q: what inspired you to write this story?
A: I've always wanted to write something on here but I wanted to do something that would be taboo to the real world. So yeah let's have a teacher and student fuck. I've been watching PLL since it came out and Ezria man..
So that's all I could get. Shoutout to the like 6 peeps that asked questions lol. And if your question isn't here im sorry again, my phone is the dumbest thing.
I literally wrote out every question here and in a notebook and typed it here so yeah I'm exhausted. For all you guys that translate what indie said lol, su means 'her' as well ¿
Now I have a few questions.
How old are you?
Where are you from?
And how are you, is everything alright?
Love you all tysm! xx