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『 Things That Should Not Be S...

By PurpleAfterlife

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{ C O M P L E T E D } Wanna watch Gravity Falls when your mom's cooking? Then don't watch, simple! Dad asked... More

1: Don't watch Gravity Falls!
2: Don't say who is Alex Hirsch!{Dad Version}
3: Don't say who is Alex Hirsch!{Mom Version}
4: Don't talk about Gravity Falls to your parents!
5: Don't invite fallers to your house!
6: Don't read Gravity Falls fanfictions!
7: Don't fight with your siblings for the TV!
8: Don't sing the Gravity Falls theme song!
9: Don't say who is Jason Ritter!{Dad Version}
10: Don't say who is Jason Ritter!{Mom Version}
11: Don't fangirling!
12: Don't call your siblings with names that Characters have!
13: Don't fill your phone with Gravity Falls images!
14: Don't Be in Alex's Twitter!
15: Don't stalk Alex!
16: Don't talk when family's friends are coming!
17: Don't ask for GF things!
18: Don't try to turn ur siblings into fallers!
19: Don't read gf lemons!
20: Don't try communicating with Alex!
21: Don't play Gravity Falls Video Games!
22: Don't roleplay!
A/n:What is wrong with me!?
23: Don't say references while you sing!
24: Don't make references when family's friends are there
25: Alex Hirsch Vs Mom
26: Alex Hirsch Vs Dad
27: Don't play the theme song!
28: Don't bake cakes!
29: Don't eat dorritos!
30: Don't make references with friends!
31: Don't try summoning Bill!
32: Don't create fanart!
33: Don't write fanfictions!
34: Don't do pranks!{Mom Edition}
35: Don't do pranks!{Dad Version}
36: Don't get a faller as a boyfriend!
37: Don't get a faller as a girlfriend!
38: Don't kill haters, goddamnit!
39: Don't fight!
A/n; Welp
40: Don't have posters!{Mom Version}
41: Don't have posters!{Dad Version}
OH MY GOSH
42: Don't look your parents eyes!
43: Don't try to break in Alex's House!
44: Don't break the forth wall!
45: Don't try to break in Jason's house!
46: Don't sing the "Lamby Song"!
47: Don't fall asleep!
48: Don't wish Alex was your dad!
49: Don't use GF related words instead of swearing!
50: Don't spam Alex!
51: Don't spam Jason!
52: Don't wish Jason was your dad!
53: Don't try taking over the world!
ONE FREAKING YEAR!!
54: Don't cosplay!
55: Don't watch Weirdmageddon!
56: Don't decipher the journal!
MAAAAAAAAAARK
57: Don't listen the theme song while bathing!
58: Don't go for cipher hunt!
59: Don't sing Disco Girl!
60: Don't try poisoning Alex, goddamnit!
61: Don't sing while bathing!
BONUS: Don't force your mom marrying Alex!
62: Don't try getting Alex drunk!
So..
63: Don't cry because Gravity Falls ended!
64: Don't travel to find Bill's Statue!
65: Don't let Alex find the "Alex Hirsch X Reader" book i wrote!
66: Don't let Jason find the "Alex Hirsch X Reader" book i wrote!
67: Don't let your mom watch Gravity Falls(Anime Style)!
Sorry (Not sorry)
68: Don't watch Gravity Falls with your mom!
69: Don't watch Gravity Falls with your dad!
70: Don't read "Dipper goes to Taco Bell"!
71: Don't act like Bill Cipher has taken over your body!
72: Don't listen to "Dipper goes to Taco Bell"
So...(Part Two)
73: Don't try making your parents get a divorce o.o!
DAMN ME!!!:'c
74: Don't mention the new school year!
A/n cuz ouch
CUZ U LIKE JASON RITTER
75: Don't act as cool as Wendy
76: Don't wear Dipper's hat into a college course!
CUZ U LIKE JASON RITTER (Part two)
77: Don't call your friend "Jason"!
I'm talking with Jason Ritter^^!
78: Don't call your friend "Alex"!
79: Don't let Alex Hirsch be your art teacher {part one}!
80: Don't let Alex Hirsch be your art teacher{part two}!
HELP MEH, I NEED ADVICE ;-;
81: Don't let Jason Ritter be your Music Teacher!
BONUS: Don't force your dad marrying Ariel!
82: Don't let Alex in the fridge!
83: Don't have private lessons!
Okie..
84: Don't break up with your boyfriend!
ಠ_ಠ
500 followers Celebration||One-Shot Special
85: Don't become best friends with Ariel(or not)!
A/n; Don't kill meh;-;
WELL RIGHT BACK TO WATTPAD I GUESS!
86: Don't watch a movie with your mom:D!
87: Don't ignore the creepy a$$ sounds!
88: Don't let your mom get married again!
BONUS: (Don't) marry Jason{Special}!
BONUS: (Don't) marry Alex{Special}!
89: (Don't) fall in love with Alex!
90: (Don't) fall in love with Jason!
91: Don't steal your mom's boyfriend{Aka Alex^^}!
92: Don't be too obsessed with Alex!
93: Don't watch too much Markiplier{+A/n}!
A/n; Well i can't decide!
A/n; WELL HERE IT GOES!
94: Don't create Alex X Reader Books!
OKAY SO!
95: Don't sleep at night!
96: Don't let Alex find wattpad!
Writing Challenge~!
97: Don't look at Alex's fridge!
98: Don't believe in Satan!
A/n; :/
99: Don't act like Alex!
100: Don't f#ck Alex^^!{100th Special~!}
HEEEELP :'D
101: Don't be an over-obsessed fangirl!
102: Don't talk about Alex's d!ck!
103: Don't find a nickname for Alex!
104: Don't shave Alex!
105: Don't make small stories!
106: Don't make small stories! {Part Two}
When people are bored
Tag (One of my favourites)
107: Don't watch a horror movie with Alex!
U HAVE TO WATCH THIS
DON'T CLICK DAMNIT!
Villains that will never get away from my mind .-.
10 random facts people should (not) know about me!
108: Don't use your pc!
109: Don't go shopping for Halloween with Alex!
WHO ELSE WANTS THAT!?
110: Don't go alone out at night!
BONUS: Don't play FNAF; Sister Location!
WELL I AM NOT SORRY LIKE ALWAYS!
111: Don't go into a fun house!
NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!!
|*The Feelings Challenge*|
112: Don't dance!
⚠ rElLiK eHT eRAweB⚠
██Just For Me?██
My sims bugged, help
:)
113: Don't buy the journal!
What Normal people Do VS Me
*whistles innocent like always*
ME CAN'T TYPE CUZ...*Cough*
114: Don't get into Illuminati!
*_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*
DON'T..
Don't comment here..
Why my life is a disaster
115: Don't spam your friend!
Tagie Tagie Tagie Tag \(^~^)/
Quick A/n(EDIT|CLICK AGAIN);
116: Screw period!
To everyone~
Alex as president, a lesson by PurpleAfterlife~!
HAPPY 600 followers!
A better introduction | 600 followers
I'M NOPING SO HARD!!
SOS CLICK HELP
VERY IMPORTANT A/n;
117: Don't watch a splatter film with Alex!
Trump wins~
Here, have a truth!
118: MAKE America great again!
APPARENTLY..
{WARNING} NOPE!^^
Interesting photos that jesus christ.
DON'T CLICK FOR SURE!!
We all make faults..
119: Don't order all the GF merchandise!
#NoRegrets
120: Don't talk during the lesson!
PINTEREST AGAIN!!^-^
Who the hell calls me?
Me being a mean a$$ ^-^
121: Don't go into your class!
BONUS: Love your teachers, oh boy!
122: Don't go into forests!
123: Don't watch Alex's livestreams!
-B r e a k-
My Crush List || Challenging my sanity.
Very small tag!
~L a s t t a g~
-T H E E N D-

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『 Things That Should Not Be Said/Done By Fallers When Their Family Is Around 』

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61: Don't sing while bathing!

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You: *singing the the theme song while bathing* tu.. tu tu~

Mom: are you singing, honey~?

You: yeah mom!!^^

Mom: well..~

You: wh- OMG THE WATER'S TOO COLD MOM MOM MOOOM!!!

Mom: *smirks*

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

BUT ALEX'S HEARING YOUR FULL OF AGONY SCREAMS FOR SURE!!

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