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Sarcasm.....now served all day! Its an art. If it was a science, I'd have my PhD. Well, I wish it was available as a font!

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By Alice040303

Your mom is the best alarm clock!
If u tell her to wake u up at 7 ,
She will wake u up at 6....saying its 8 !

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