June 14th,
Today we are all going to the Farm Show. I have been very moody lately, my seven month pregnant self. Crystal and Regan found out that they are also pregnant. They are both five months along. We decided to all go in two cars.
Jimmy, Crystal, Regan and Zacky, Victoria and Brian in one car. Me, Matt, Johnny and
Rochelle, My sister and Criss in the other car. I is a long drive to the farm show but we make it there all in one piece.
“10.00 to fucking park! Thats nuts.” I laugh hearing jimmy yell from in front of us at the poor guy who was doing his job.
“Jimmy just pay and shut the fuck up!” I yell from my car. Jimmy pays for his car and then my car.
We park then head to the bus that will take us to the farm show.
“I can't believe we had to pay to park.”
“Jimmy it's not like you don't have the fucking money.” Everyone laughs.
I guess you all are wondering...'who the fuck is Rochelle?'
Well I will tell you. Rochelle is Johnnys new girlfriend. I really like her. So I hope she lasts unlike Lacey and Johnny. Rochelle is great for him. Shes a cute little thing to, and I say little because She is as short as he is. Which is cute.
She is 25 years old. She had Blackish brownish hair. Amazing Bright blue eyes. She has two piercings on her bottom lip and her nose. Just like the rest of us girls she has six tattoos. On her right forearm she has the words One Love, a feather and some lotus flowers, Stars on her left hip, and a huge pirate ship on her left side and the roman numeral seven behind her left ear. She is so sweet and nice. She seems to be a loyal girlfriend and a lover, but...she also has that fuck with my friends and family...I'll kill you side.
Inside
“whoah! What the fuck stinks!?”
“Johnny babe its a farm show...farm equals stinky animals.”
“Right.” I laugh. I rub my belly my son kicking.
The guys fight over what they are going to go see right now. Jimmy spots the ducks and chickens. He heads in that direction.
“HOLY FUCK!! lOOK AT THAT STALLION DUCK!!” He runs over to the cage.
“That thing is huge! I've never seen anything so big! Stallon Duck will you be mine?!”
“Jimmy let the poor thing alone.”
“But I want that STALLION DUCK!”
“Lets go look at the other things.”
We walk around for a bit petting all the animals and watching the contests. After about an hour we all decide we hungry we walk past the butter churning area.
“Yes good call churn the butter whoo whoo” We all laugh.
“What the hell Jimmy your an idiot!”
We reach the food court. Jimmy and Johnny go to the Fried Veggie line. Us girls go to the milkshake line, and the rest of the guys go to the fry line. Yeah! We eat healthy! Ha.
From three lines down from us we hear jimmy.
“Holy crip hes a crapple.”
“JIMMY!!” We all yell.
He just laughs a wicked laugh that he has. God we all love Jimmy.
*sorry this is short. Its just a filler. Hope you all enjoyed it.