My eighteenth for episode 18
Master Chief belongs to Microsoft
Doomguy belongs to id Software
Death Battle belongs to Screwattack.
Soundtrack belong to their respective owners.
RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth and Monty Oum (R.I.P).
Warning: A certain certain suggestive theme. It is based off a blooper from this episode.
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Ruby hits play as she is filled with excitement at seeing the teasers showing two men in armor with tons of weaponry. Squarespace has been mentioned and the show begins.
(*Cues Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: When the aliens invade a thousand years from now and our hyper, advanced technology isn't enough, our last hope will inevitably be placed in the hands of the lone, space marine.
RWBY is gonna enjoy this one.
Boomstick: Like the super soldier, Master Chief...
Wiz: ...And Doomguy, the bane of Hell itself.
Ruby is really excited.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle.
The first contestant is what they see before them, emerging from some kind of sleeping chamber, is a man in some kind of advanced looking armor that's colored darkish green to greenish-brown and a helmet with a yellow visor with hexagonal patterns on it.
Master Chief
Wiz: At the young age of 6, John-117 was abducted by the UNSC to be part of the Spartan-II Program.
Boomstick: The worst daycare ever.
RWBY now had to see another sad origins story. They felt sympathy to John as he was taken away and will never see his family again. He looks scared and miserable living all the other kids in the program.
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SPARTAN-II AUGMENTATIONS
15x Stronger Skeleton
Muscle Increase
300% Increased Reflexes
Better Eyesight & Perception
Boosted Tissue Growth
Lactase Recovery Decrease
Heightened Memory, Intelligence, & Creativity
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Wiz: At fourteen, he underwent the program's augmentations procedures, dramatically increasing his strength, speed, vision, intelligence, and reflexes.
RWBY was really impressed that they augmented him to superhuman levels both physically and mentally. The procedures look painful.
"He must have really been through a lot." said Blake.
Boomstick: When he was done, his bones were nearly indestructible, and he could beat up and kill way more experienced marines. AT FOURTEEN! Man, that's one harsh puberty.
RWBY jaw dropped at seeing John, a year younger than Ruby, beating the crap out of other adult marines. This kid is one big badass.
"A fourteen year old boy who beats the crap out of experienced marines... I like him." Yang purred. RWB starred at Yang with a shocked look on their faces.
"Yang... he's three years younger than you." said Blake with a hint of being creeped out.
"Wha- uh, I mean when he's old as me." Said Yang who tried to correct herself. RWB rolled their eyes and continued watching. Yang needs to find another boyfriend soon.
Wiz: Upon reaching the rank of Master Chief Petty Officer, John began a 30 year campaign, leading the Spartans against three different threats: The Insurrection, The Alien Covenant, and The Flood.
They are impressed that he and the program are battling three different armies.
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MARK IV MJOLNIR ARMOR
Brain-Linked Reactive Circuits
Force-Multiplying Circuits
Titanium Alloy Plating
Heat Resistant
5 Second Regenerating Energy Shields
Weight: 1000 lbs.
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Wiz: As a Spartan, he wears Mark IV Mjolnir Armor, this technological marvel links directly to John's brain, so his actions are controlled by thought before movement. Simultaneously, the suit itself multiplies the Chief's already enhanced physical capabilities.
WBY jaw dropped at hearing that while Ruby was squealing in excitement. Not even the most advanced suits on Remnant have any technological capabilities to that of Chief's armor.
Boomstick: The suit weighs half-a-friggin' ton, yet the guy still jumps around like he's on the moon.
RWBY wasn't really that surprised since Ruby easily moves around at fast movement while carrying a scythe-gun that weighs almost a hundred pounds. Still, that suit is awesome
Wiz: The Helmet's Heads Up Display includes a motion tracker with an eighty foot radius. Also, the suit projects a recharging energy shield.
"That is the most advanced armor I've ever seen." Weiss said in astonishment.
RWBY admits that this is the most awesome armor they ever heard and seen. Now Ruby gets eager to see all of the weaponry they see right.
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SIDE ARMS
M60 Magnum
Ammo: 12.7 mm
Range: 400 ft
Scope: 2x
M7 Submachine Gun
Ammo: 5 mm
Range: 155 ft
M9 Frag Grenade
Kill Radius: 16 ft
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Boomstick: The Chief's first sidearm is the M60 Magnum.
The weapon resembled a pistol which Blake seems to like and Ruby was focusing really closely at.
Boomstick: This scoped, high powered pistol uses 12.7 millimeter armor piercing rounds with the precision accuracy of over 400 feet. I don't care what kind of armor you are wearing, three headshots from this baby and you're done.
The huntresses have never heard a pistol doing anything like that, Blake even admits she wants to wield one of those while Ruby had stars in her eyes.
Wiz: His other sidearms include the SMG and Frag Grenade.
"Those weapons are cool too! Said Ruby. Now they see the standards.
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STANDARD FIREARMS
MA5C Assault Rifle
Ammo: 7.62 mm
Rate of Fire: 650 RPM
BA55KB SR Battle Rifle
Ammo: 9.5 mm
Range: 3100 ft
M90 Shotgun
Type: Pump
Spread: 15 pellets
Ammo: Soellkraft 8-Gauge Shells
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Boomstick: His standard firearms include rapid fire Assault Rifle, the more precise Battle Rifle, and the M90 Shotgun, a pump action death dealer that uses Soellkraft 8-gauge shells...
RWBY was going grinning ear to ear. The rifles had a screen on the back that shows the number of bullets the magazine has left. The shotgun was Yang's favorite while Ruby loved it.
Wiz: ... Which are so impossibly dangerous, they've been banned worldwide to the point of near extinction.
Boomstick: But even that is not enough killing power for the Master Chief.
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HEAVY WEAPONRY
M41 Rocket Launcher
Ammo: 102 HEAT Charge Rockets
Scope: 2x
SRS990-S2 AM Sniper Rifle
Ammo: 14.5 mm Fin-Stabilized
Range: 7545.9 ft
Night-Vision Mode
M6 Spartan Laser
Shot Limit: 5
John-117's Most Powerful Weapon
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Boomstick: The M41 Rocket Launcher holds 2 rockets at once and his sniper rifle is designed to kill giant alien infantry from long distances. The shells can pierce tank armor or rip people in half.
The Rocket Launcher is so cool but Ruby was really going nuts on the sniper rifle.
Boomstick: And then there's Chief's killer app: The Spartan Laser.
What Master Chief was carrying was some kind of laser cannon shooting a massive laser.
Wiz: With a three second charge and 5 shot limit, it does have it's faults. Buuuut....
Boomstick: Think of it kinda like a laser pointer.... that points thing INTO OBLIVION!
The Spartan Laser obliterates a hulking alien soldiers and a giant turret. Everyone had their eyes wide open while Ruby had the face as if she saw something awesome.
"That is so COOL!" Screamed Ruby.
Wiz: Master Chief can only carry two or three weapons at a time. However, he seems to possess extraordinary luck, and can usually find exactly the weapon he needs somewhere nearby.
Boomstick: He finds weapons on the ground more often than you can find change on a sidewalk.
Everyone laughed but also felt awed at Chief being finding all the weapons he needs.
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SPECIAL EQUIPMENT
Overshield
Active Camouflage
Radar jammer
Regenerator
Deployable Cover
Power Drain
Bubble Shield
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Wiz: He can also use special equipment in the field. The overshield triples the strength armour's shields and using active camouflage will cover him in an aura of light bending energy, creating the the illusion of invisibility.
All the special equipment caught a lot of interest to Weiss since the Schnee dust company have made prototypes in making camouflage dust. Ruby is really liking this.
Boomstick: Plus the bubble shield is a personal forcefield that protects the Chief from all projectiles.
The girls watched in amazement as Master Chief summons a barrier with hexagonal patterns in it. Not even a bomb flying towards him couldn't penetrate the shield.
"Atlas also doesn't have that." Said Weiss.
Boomstick: Though, people and vehicles can pass right through it. How the hell does that work?
Even the huntresses were baffled at how this piece of technology can tell the difference between projectiles and non-projectiles.
Wiz: But even that is not the last of Master Chief's vast arsenal.
RWBY, especially Ruby, are listening. "Tell me!" Screamed Ruby.
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SANGHEILI WEAPONRY
Type-25 Plasma Pistol
Type-25 Plasma Rifle
Type-51 Carbine
Type-1 Plasma Grenade
Kill Radius: 13 ft
Sticks to Targets
Type-1 Energy Sword
Length: 4.15 ft
Weight: 5.2 lbs.
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Wiz: When the Elites allied themselves with the UNSC during the Human/Covenant War, the two sides traded some of their weaponry, giving John access to plasma pistols, plasma rifles and Type-51 carbines.
Boomstick: Not to mention my favorites, the sticky plasma grenade and the lethal energy sword.
The plasma grenade was a blue grenade that simply sticks to opponents while they try to get it off... only for them to blow up. The most unique weapon was the energy sword, a sword with two blades that appear to be made of some kind of sparking energy. It was such a beautiful weapon to look at.
Wiz: The type-1 energy sword is one of the few weapons John has yet to master. It features two, four foot laser blades that can actually block bullets.
Ruby so wanted an energy sword. You can tell by her screaming.
Boomstick: Really? Man, that would've been useful in the games.
"Why don't we have weapons and equipment like this?" Yang asked. Even Ruby agreed at that question as she once again imagined all of those weapons and turned into chibi Ruby, again.
Wiz: The Master Chief has consistently proven to accomplish the impossible.
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BACKGROUND
Height: 7'0 (w/ armor) (as tall as Yatsuhashi)
Weight: 1,287 lbs (w/ armor)
UNSC Marines SPARTAN-II
Defeated 3 Armies
Destroyed Halo 04 & The Ark
Super Soldier
Top Speed: 50+ mph
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Wiz: He's an expert at combat strategy, can run 50 miles an hour, has defeated three entirely armies multiple times, destroyed an entire Covenant armada single handedly, and prevented galactic genocide... TWICE.
All those feats they just heard made them just sat their with their eyes wide open and jaw dropped... AGAIN.
"He is one big badass." Muttered Yang in disbelief of awe.
Boomstick: And one time, he fell from orbit, holding on to nothing but a flimsy piece of metal, landing without a scratch, and was up kicking alien ass just a few minutes later. Why? 'Cause he can.
"I don't believe it." Said Weiss in complete shock and awe. RBY was also awed. That last feat was just too awesome to comprehend to any of the girls. He did all of this... because he can.
They see Master Chief in some kind of ship. He says one of the most badass lines they ever heard from him... because it's the only line he ever said in this episode.
Hood: Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
Master Chief: Sir, finishing this fight.
All huntresses agreed that Master Chief is no doubt a badass. Ruby literally loves all his weapons and powerups, Weiss admires his strategy and skills, Blake admires and awed by his accomplishments in defeating 3 separate armies at once and Yang is impressed with his physical abilities and other impressive feats (including his re entry feat). They did feel sorry he got abducted at a young age and became what he is now. On with the next contestant.
The second contestant is a man, also wearing futuristic armor, is shooting down hordes of demons trying to overwhelm him while he fights back. The art was creepy, yet awesome to look at.
(cue Doom Theme)
Boomstick: The original, ass-kicking, demon slaying, first person badass, and one of my personal heroes: Doomguy!
Doomguy
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BACKGROUND
Height: 6'2" (as tall as Fox)
Weight: 230 lbs.
US Space Marine Captain
Prefers a Run-&-Gun Strategy
Defeated Hell 5 Times
Can Dodge Plasma Shots
Top Speed: 57 mph
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Wiz: After disobeying his commanding officer... and beating him to death...
"Well that's a way to start off someone's origin." Weiss said in a slight sarcastic tone. It's disturbing hearing someone kill someone over a command.
Wiz: Doomguy's Space Marine Career drastically changed when he was transferred to the desolate moons of Mars, which just so happens to house a magical gateway to the bloody bowels of Hell.
Boomstick: Mexico!
RWBY and Wiz are remained silent at hearing what Boomstick brought up. "What?" They all said.
Wiz:... No.
Boomstick: And when Hell tried to kill everybody, Doomguy killed them back.
Some of the demons he's fighting look cybernetic, which is really cool.
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MEGAARMOR
2x Stronger than Security Armor
Non-Regenerating Energy Shields
Max Armor & Shield Charge is 200%
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Wiz: He wears the Megaarmor, a shielded combat suit almost twice as tough as typical security armor and can endure dozens of normally fatal plasma blasts.
While not as impressive as Chief's armor, RWBY still likes it. Quite impressive that this armor can resist plasma.
Boomstick: He carries a huge arsenal of murder machines, all at once.
But Doomguy makes up for that by carrying all his weapons compared to Chief only carrying two.
Wiz: Using a backpack with experimental warp technology, Doomguy is able to hold all of his weapons simultaneously.
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SIDE ARMS
Pistol
Ammo Capacity: 200 bullets
Chainsaw
AKA The Great Communicator
Gas-Powered
Chaingun
Ammo: 5 mm
Rate of Fire: 525 RPM
Full-Auto Disperses Accuracy
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Boomstick: I'm pretty sure his pistol uses the same technology, since he never has to reload.
There is no way a pistol should carry 200 bullets at once but Ruby doesn't care with excitement.
Boomstick: And when things get tight, his chainsaw will rip and tear through anybody. Rgggghhhh! Not the chainsaw! Yes the Chainsaw! Rgggghhhh!
Weiss was shuddering. She didn't like chainsaws, ever since she fought the White Fang Lieutenant who wielded a chainsaw during the train incident.
Boomstick: And his chaingun mows down everything in seconds.
"Chainguns are cool!" Ruby said. Coco would approve.
Wiz: Oddly, the chaingun uses the same 5 mm ammunition as the handgun, and is relatively ineffective against strong body armor.
Ruby groaned in disappointment.
Boomstick: Well, that's stupid.
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STANDARD FIREARMS
Shotgun
Pump-Action
Spread: 7 Pellets
Super Shotgun
Sawn-Off & Break-Open
Spread: 20 Pellets
Plasma Gun
Rocket Launcher
Ammo Capacity: 50 Rockets
Rocket Speed: 40 mph
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Boomstick: Luckily Doomguy has his trusty pump-action shotgun. It holds sixteen shells and fires seven pellets a shot, with a spread and range so ridiculous he doesn't even have to aim!
"Shotguns are cool too!" Ruby says with excitement.
Boomstick: But apparently, one overpowered shottie isn't enough! So Doomguy go himself a super shotgun: a heavy double-barreled devastator that fires a huge spread of 20 pellets. Good luck Dodging that!
Ruby is so enjoying this.
Wiz: He also wields a plasma gun and a rapid fire rocket launcher which can hold up to 50 rockets at once.
Boomstick: What the hell! Who designs these things?
Ruby was shaking like crazy at all those beautiful weapons.
Wiz: But even that pales in comparison to Doomguy's ultimate weapon.
Boomstick: It's the king of cannons *Ruby's eyes perk up*,the doomsday bazooka that lays waste to everything *Ruby's eyes widen in awe* It's the BIG FUCKING GUN 9000!
Doomguy launches a giant green ball that explodes when it hits. Ruby drooled at the marvelous weapon before her. WBY was also highly impressed.
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BFG 9000
Plasma Blasts
Slow-Moving Projectile
Huge Blast Radius
Can Be Charged
Obliterates Everything!
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Wiz: The BFG fires enormous rounds of plasma. Upon impact, the resulting detonation releases trace-rays across a wide varying range blast radius. This "gun" is strong enough to annihilate the gargantuan cyber-demon in a mere two or three shots and the unprecedented range of it's splash damage ensures no one's getting away unscathed.
Boomstick and Ruby were moaning in delight of the weapons capabilities. Suddenly, Ruby blushed in embarrassment as she felt a little "moist". All the excitement from seeing all of Chief's and Doomguy's weapons left her... she's gonna have to wash her pajama pants and underwear when laundry day comes by again. No one noticed, anyway. Little did RWBY and Wiz know, Boomstick also went through a similar experience.
Wiz: Wait a second Boomstick, you're not gonna believe this, but the BFG is not Doomguy's deadliest weapon.
Boomstick and Ruby: Yes! More!
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UNMAKER
Laser Beams
Up to 3 Simultaneous Lasers
Paralyzes Demons
Demon-Tech in Origin
Feeds on Demonic Auras
Deadly Only to the Demons of Hell
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Wiz: Behold the Unmaker, a portable death-ray which puts everything else to shame.
Boomstick and Ruby: Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Before WBY knew it, Ruby zoomed towards the tv, leaving behind a trail of rose petals, hugging the tv, and chanting the same thing Boomstick was saying in her chibi form. Ruby wanted all those weapons. Yang had to drag her back to the couch again.
Wiz: There's just one catch. The Unmaker's beams are so powerful, because they actually off the demonic energy of the target, which means it's basically useless against anything that isn't from hell.
Ruby groaned in disappointment again.
Boomstick: Dammit! Well, I guess it doesn't really matter when you already have a backpack full of things to kill people with. Give me the BFG, anyday.
(cue The Imps Song - Doom)
They see Doomguy punching his fist through a demon... and ripping his spine out. Ruby and Weiss felt a little sick seeing this.
Wiz: Now Doomguy isn't exactly a super soldier, but his strength and speed are much greater than a normal man, due to constant use of super serums and power ups.
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POWER UPS
Berserk
Megasphere
Radiation Shield
Light Amplification
Partial Invisibility
Invulnerability
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Boomstick: The berserker power completely heals him and increases his strength ten fold. Then, the invulnerability and partial invisibility power ups do, well, exactly what you think they would.
The powerups resembled orbs of energy and one even appears to have a demonic face within it.
Wiz: Doomguy rarely relies on strategy, preferring to mow down his enemies as fast as he can.
Another combatant who doesn't use strategy like Weiss but it seems just as effective since he seems like he can handle all of this. Weiss doesn't appear to mind this time since Doomguy is too badass.
Boomstick: It's more fun that way.
Yang nodded in agreement with a smirk.
Wiz: He's defeated the armies of Hell five separate times.
The huntresses were really impressed at Doomguy's achievements.
Wiz: He even walked knee deep into Hell itself to avenge his pet rabbit, Daisy.
The girls felt shocked at seeing a poor rabbit's head on a spike. If Velvet saw that... they did however felt somewhat glad he avenged her.
Wiz: He can run up to 57 miles an hour, even outrunning his own rockets and can spot invisible enemies.
They were most impressed he can outrun a rocket and seeing invisible opponents.
Boomstick: He's no normal man. He's.... Doomguy!
They watch Doomguy punch some kind of cybernetic, demonic brain-thingy until it collapses and explodes.
They liked Doomguy just as much. His weapons, his achievements and even his "rip-and-tear" is most impressive. Ruby was fangirling on all the weapons while Yang liked how he defeated armies of demons five times in a row and likes his berserker power up. Blake seems to admire his efforts in preventing Hell from killing everyone and Weiss just admits *rip-and-tear* instead of a plan can be fun sometimes... she still prefers strategy.
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all. But first, a message for our sponsors, Squarespace.
They couldn't really decide the winner so they just want to enjoy the fight.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
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RWBY sees an the stage that's surrounded by crates, barrels and a cool vehicle called the Warthog... or was it the Puma?
They see Doomguy entering the stage at a steady pace and wielding a shotgun. Master Chief enters with the M60 Magnum. Doomguy pumps his shotgun as they stare at each other, waiting for the one to make his move.
RWBY can feel the air getting thicker as they silently watch the battle begin.
It is on.
FIGHT!
Master Chief is the first to draw. He switches to his assault rifle and open fires. However, the bullets couldn't penetrate Doomguy's armor as he returns fire while switching his weapons one at a time. The Spartan hides behind a crate and shoots again but still no dice. Doomguy switches to his rocket launcher and fired several rockets towards Chief. One of the rockets flies into the crate Master Chief is hiding behind and explodes.
Despite Master Chief getting caught in the explosion, RWBY feels he isn't going down that easily.
Suddenly, the Spartan jumps out the explosion and over-dramatically, dodges all the missiles with little effort, he even rolls under a few. Chief uses his enhanced reflexes and CATCHES one of the rockets and throws it back at Doomguy which stuns him. With Doomguy distracted, Master Chief approaches the Warthog/Puma, grabs it and hurls it in the air with his bare hands, revealing an energy sword and active camouflage.
RWBY awed at how strong he is.
Doomguy switches to his plasma gun and shoots the vehicle that's tumbling towards him from above. Chief switches his assault rifle with an energy sword and uses the active camouflage power up.
After Doomguy downed the vehicle into pieces, Master Chief is nowhere to be seen. Before anybody knew it, Doomguy pulls out his chaingun, turns a full 180 and unleashes a hail of bullets, revealing Master Chief who tried to sneak up on him and is now using the sword as a shield. Doomguy switches to his super shotgun and fires which knocks Master Chief back near a rocket launcher and a sniper rifle. Doomguy also shot a few barrels which reveals an invulnerability power up. Master Chief grabs the rocket launcher and fires two rockets but Doomguy already touched the power up and the rockets do no damage. Chief then uses his sniper rifle but the bullets do no damage either. The invulnerability starts to wear off and Chief fires which hits Doomguy... right between the legs.
RWBY flinched and were even surprised Doomguy walks it off.
Master Chief is out of bullets and switches back to his Magnum pistol.
Chief is cornered, out of ammo and only has his pistol left while Doomguy's still fully armed to the teeth.
It looks like Master Chief stands no chance.
Doomguy charges his BFG 9000 and fires as the Spartan is engulfed in the green explosion. It looks like it's over
Suddenly, a blue object with blue smoke flies out of the explosion and lands on Doomguy who doesn't notice.
RWBY realizes what that is. Doomguy stops putting on his game face and looks around where the sizzling noise is coming from.
The moment he realizes, Doomguy screams in horror but was cut short as the sticky plasma grenade explodes and turns him into gibs. As the smoke clears, Master Chief is okay inside the bubble shield, he must have summoned it the moment Doomguy fired his BFG.
K.O!
Master Chief walks over the Doomguy's corpse and.... teabags him.
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The moment Chief starts doing that. RWBY made different reactions.
Weiss made a look as if someone mocked her. Blake rolled her eyes but also slightly smirked at how funny it was. Yang and Ruby were laughing really hard. Yang remembered that she used to do that to other online shooters when she used to play online. It was still an awesome fight. On with the results
Boomstick: It's about time we had a good old fashioned gun fight.
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DOOMGUY
Stronger Weapons
No Long Range Weaponry
1.14x Faster
Weaker Defense
Useful Backpack
Realiance on Power-Ups Creates Inconsistency
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MASTER CHIEF
More Weapons
Broader Variety of Skills
Superior Training & Experience
Regenerating Shields
Superior Reflexes
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Wiz: Doomguy may have an enormously destructive arsenal, but unfortunately, his weapons lacked versatility.
"Yep." Said Weiss. She has versatility on her side.
Boomstick: I hate to admit it, but Chief can tank and dish out way more punishment than Doomguy.
The one who can take more punishment usually beats the glass cannon.
Wiz: And while defeating Hell does sound awe-inspiring, Doomguy's enemies werne't that much different than Master Chief's.
Boomstick: This fight was nuts! Hehe.
Weiss facepalmed at that pun while Yang was laughing really hard that she had too catch her breath.
Wiz: The Winner is the Master Chief.
Everyone cheered.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle!
RWBY sees two crazy old looking men in crazy outfits that make them look like mad geniuses.
Before Ruby could switch out the disc, they were introduced to a special episode called Q&A 2.