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The Seven as Kindergarden

Teacher: Percy, stop playing with the water!
Percy: SPLISH, SPLASH! SPLISH.
Teacher:  Annabeth, let other kids play with the legos too!
Annabeth: Look! I made the Eiffel Tower!
Teacher: Jason, don't EVER stick your finger in the sockets!
Jason: LOL, SPARKS.
Teacher: Piper, you can't ALWAYS get your way!
Piper: * charm speaks * I want to play with the teddy bear!
Teacher: Frank, CALM DOWN!
Frank: I'm a bird, CAW! CAW! CAW!
Teacher: Hazel, don't keep all the beads to yourself!
Hazel: * hiding in the corner clutching jewels *
Teacher: LEO VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!
Leo: * staring at flaming finger * OHHHHH....AWESSSOMEEE!!!!!!
Percy: SPLISH, SPLASH! SPLISH!
Annabeth: DON'T TOUCH MY LEGOS.
Jason: SHOCKY!!!
Piper: MY Teddy!!!
Frank: CAW CAW CAW!!!
Hazel: * still hiding...*
Leo: * singing * THIS BOY IS ON FIIIREEEE!!!!!!!
Teacher: *___*
Teacher: *____*
Teacher: Kill me now.