Tiger's Curse On Crack

By DeathlyDefault

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I'm not gonna lie, just a bunch of randomness, with our lovable characters. Hope you enjoy! More

How high are you?
No!
Baby Got Back
Oh my gawd
Oh no!
Damn Dhiren!
What are those?!
Do it For the Vine!
Mind Yo Business!
Tigers With Hats
Insulting Randi
Great View
You Dumbass!
Damn.
Just Stop.
Bad impressions
Someone has to love him
Bad Puns
It's not gay
Horrible Pick Up Lines
Hey Ren
You're drunk
That's not what I meant
What I want.
Lock him up
Go away.
Worms.
Adopted
Laundry
Numbers and Words.
Uh, No.
Oh brother
Naming Children
4th Wall Broke
The Joy Of HotDogs
#Jealousy
Best of Both Worlds
Reactions To Being Called 'Daddy'
No Kishan
NO. KISHAN.
Oh boy.
That's painful
It's me!
Soup Store
Pay Attention
Interrogations are hard.
Interviews are also hard.
Engaged
Muggy Out
For The Love of Ren's Child
It can be arranged!
Conversations while High
That's Not What She Meant
What is that?
Well He Ain't Lying
Party!
Why I Am Single
#Respect
A serious question
Horrible Poems
Ouch.
Poor Nilima.
Damn it Ren
Lonely on Valentine's Day
DROWN HIM
Roasted
Kishan WTF (but it's okay cause Ren will save the day)
Signing Ren Up For Internet Dating
What Really Happened
Bad Boys
"Accidentally"
Smiling
Crybaby
Oh snap.
Winner
Oh.
You're a special one huh?
Oh that's weird
Oh Gawd
Thin Ice
Same
Thought He Missed Something Big
100% Off
What.
Throwing that curveball!
Taking Kishan and Ren to the store be like-
Taking Kishan and Ren to the store be like- Part 2
Taking Kishan and Ren to the store be like-Part 3
Taking Kishan and Ren to the store be like-Part 4
Taking Kishan and Ren to the Zoo be like-
Taking Kishan and Ren to the Aquarium be like-
Taking Kishan and Ren to the Aquarium be like-Part 2
Salty
How To Steal A Girl 101 - With Kishan
What, Nilima?
Corn Chips
Nice Save Nilima!
That's a Plan
Sleep
No promises
Ridiculous
How they say things.
Two kinds of people
Arguments
Hobbies
Dom, or Sub?
Ren's face
Christmas Dinner
Its an accident
Flirting with Ren
Jerk
Things that last forever
Crosswords
Dreams.
She tried.
At Kishan's Court Hearing
Bracelets
That's Not What She Said
Smackdown Live
Battles
Too Soon?
Put That Away
Mistake
Hardcore
Truth or Dare
Too Cute
Hallucinations
beautiful
Compliments
Dresses
Handful
Drinking
Respectful
Bullets
Beware
Success
Oven
Ocean
Crushes
Core
Drama
Dead
Thanks, Nilima
Clowns
Magic
Rated E
Middle Name
Disturbed
Honey?
Brotherly Hate
Crying
Fighting
Headache
Spicy
THOT!
Texting
Knives
Aging
Committment
Numbers
Bagel
Weapons
Drowning
Selfies
TRASH

Math In A Nutshell

223 17 1
By DeathlyDefault

Kishan: If I have sixty seven coconuts, and eleven peanuts, but my friend is allergic, and I flip these pancakes at a ratio of seven to three, how many times can I pick these apples up with my mouth?

Kelsey: Once?

Kishan: Try again.

Nilima: No twice!

Kishan: Still waiting.

Ren: YOU HAVE TWO PURPLE BALLS SO THAT MEANS YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FLIP ONLY THREE PANCAKES CORRECTLY WHILE SHOVING YOUR NUTS DOWN YOUR FRIENDS THROAT AND YOU WON'T BE PICKING THE APPLES UP BECAUSE YOUR NUTS TURNED BLUE. ITS ZERO!

Kishan: CORRECT!

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