Girl
Boy
Manager
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Thousand Island's Ava with you,
how can I help you today?
Hi.
Do you mind putting me through to the manager's line?
......sure. Hang on.
Thank you.
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Good afternoon.
Good afternoon, Ma'am.
I'm calling in to lodge a complaint about the food?
I'm listening.
Please go ahead.
There was a strand of blond hair
in my bologna sandwich.
Wasn't exactly appetizing...
I see.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, Sir,
you're certain you ordered
the sandwich from our branch?
This is Merton Street's
Thousand Island?
Yes.
I'm afraid there is no mistake, Ma'am.
Alright.
Your message is noted, and I'll look into this. I apologise on behalf of my colleagues. May I have your name and address, please? I will have them deliver you another sandwich-
Oh, no. It's okay.
Just that I'm a regular and it'd be nice not to have stray hair and whatnot in my future sandwiches. What happened wasn't intentional anyway.
I'm sure it wasn't and yes,
thank you for the report.
I'm glad you called.
Yeah.
Thanks, Ma'am.
Have a good one.
You, too.
Bye now.
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You what?!
Are you kidding me?
OH MY CUSSIN GOD, YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!