This was an idea inspired by this video: https://youtu.be/SwIG9bEXRLM
(If the link doesn't work you can copy and paste it idk) MERRY CHRISTMAS XXX
Dear Santa.
I know I'm on the naughty list this year, so I won't ask for anything. I already knew you wouldn't bring me what I truly wanted this year, so I had to get it myself. You might call it kidnapping but let me explain myself.
It was a cold night, and I saw senpai walking home alone. I didn't want him to get cold, so I invited him to my house for some hot cocoa and cookies. At first he said no, but after some persuasion (and a tranquilliser) he finally came to my house. I'm sure he loves it here, because this is where he'll live forever. I'd gladly change some things if he doesn't like it.
I know this isn't the only reason I'm on the naughty list. I know I'm there because I killed some people. It wasn't like I wanted to or anything, but they were in the way of my happiness and my relationship with senpai. I couldn't let them steal my senpai from me! I'm not apologising, they had it coming as soon as they spoke to my senpai.
Anyway, the reason I'm writing this is because I don't want you to punish Taro because of my actions. It wasn't his fault. He's been a good boy this year. He still deserves everything, just brought here. He's staying with me this Christmas, and no ones going to stop me.
I'm not sorry I killed Kokona, Osana, Amai, Kizana, Oka, Asu, Muja, Mida, Osoro, Hanako and Megami. They had it coming to them and I hope they are all rotting in hell even if you thought they were nice.
I have to go. I would love to say more to you, but senpai just found his way under some mistletoe.
Merry Christmas
Ayano Aishi
Ps: Info-chan asked me to tell you she has a panty shot of Mrs. Claus. If you don't want it going viral you need to give her money and she wants to be made the official memelord of planet Earth.