Candy Talks Crap || Rant book...

By killingkilgrave

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My first rant book. Full of pointless crap. More

Intro Thingy
What Candy Does When She Should Be Writing
Why Bother?
Stoned Garfield
One Evanstan Mess, Cause That's What This Part Pretty Much Is
I Need A Job...
OMFG
I FINALLY FUCKING GOT IT!!!
Do You Have The Time...
I Have No Words...
IDEK... feat. three of my Funko POPs
I Made Something Dumb
Stucky Makes Me Happy
Serious Pout Mode Activated
HAMTARO!!!!
DEAD
Struggles
SOMEONE TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I GET TOO ADDICTED TO IT
IDEK... The One That Started It All...
Not A Definite Thing, But Thinking About It
Christmas Tomorrow, And I'm Not Prepared
HE'S SO TINY
I MISS THIS SHOW SO GOD DAMN MUCH!
Frodo Baggins Appreciation Post, Cause Why The Fuck Not?
Happy Winter Boo Bear
I Need More Plums...
Why Do I Submit Myself To This Torture?
I Have More Plums
Top Ten Favorite Bands
Help
I Miss Him...
HECK YES
Can YouTube Just Stop??
@ WiFi, Stop Being Such A Cock
FLUFFY PUPPY BILLIE
Little Thing I Just Noticed...
I Just Wanna...
Bleurgh
Ice Cream Trucks
Top 5 Fictional Characters I've Gotten Attached To
Bloody Freaken Hell...
Pirates of the Caribbean
Is This What Happened In Budapest??
Got The Case, But Where The Fuck Did The Disc Go??
Death
Holy Fuck, I Need This Like, Right Now!!
The WiFi Is Being A Cock Again...
"Look, an undead monkey."
Well... That's Just...
My Sketch Books Kinda Resemble Dan And Phil In A Way
MORE BRUCE BANNER
THIS ISN'T HELPING ME KEEP TO A WRITING SCHEDULE
IT'S MY BABY'S BIRTHDAY
THE INTERNET IS HERE
I'm Trying To Watch The Care Bears, You Wanker
Danisnotonfire Threw A Pen At Me!
Candy Is Hella Excited For This Fic!
Little Shit...
"Drink Up Me Hearties Yo Ho!"
This Is Too Frustrating...
Holy Shit! Thank Fuck!
My Cereal Looks Like E.T...
I Feel Like I'm The Only One...
Okay, Fuck This
WORK YA BASTARD!
I Forgot That This Happened TBH
Help, IDK What Cover To Use For My FernDaisy Fic
Honestly...
I Actually Really Love This Album, Like??
I Like Phil Better Than Dan. There, I Said It
I Hate Cutting Up Onions...
Club Penguin
Pretty Sure The Forecast Said It Was Meant To Be Raining Today...
I Have This Ship, That I'm Not Sure If It's Weird Or Not To Ship...
When You Have Both Paperback And Hardback Copies Of The Same Book...
Actually Really Love This Cover To A Warrior Cats Fanfic I Just Made
You Know The Feeling When...
Hmm... Is It Even Worth It?
I've Been Making Covers, Instead Of Actually Writing... Whoops!
I Think My Stereo Is Possessed By Satan...
Okay, But Keira Knightley Is Fucking Gorgeous
Meow...
What... No!
I Can't Seem To Stop Making Covers For Warriors Fanfics....
STOP! IT!
They're Green... They're Actually Green...
Look At This Grumpy Little Shit
Look At The Doggo
UMM....
Miiight Be Off Wattpad For A While
May 1st! Updates Are Back On!
Not My Area Of Fanfiction, But...
Wot....
@PhanTrash_Kiwi LOOK AT IT, YOU POTATO
Well Shit...
*Sweats Nervously*
IDK...
FUCK, FINALLY!
These Are Some Nice Bottoms
Fandom I'm In That I Actually Kinda Hate...
This Is Too Much
I'm Screaming
Ugh
oh no no no. please let this be one big joke...
Okay, Fuck You, Supernatural
Gonna Kinda Disappear For A Wee Bit
I've Been Avoiding All Social Media To Avoid Pirates Spoilers
Been At Waihi All Day
Hmm... Does This Play A Part In Why I Ship Sparbossa I Wonder...
*Bisexual Screeches*
MY SON
Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Men Tell No Tales *SPOILER ALERT*
It Feels Really Fucking Weird And Too Quiet Round Here
Hobbits Are So Small, I Love Them
OH, THANK STARCLAN
I Say Frodo Is My Little Hobbit Son, But So Is Pippin
I Got Tagged By The Lil' Hedgehog Mama, Evren
This Is So Entertaining
Sherlock And John Are In 221B Baker Street Now
We Found Gollum/Sméagol
Angry Little Hobbit
"I'm going on an adventure!" ~ Bilbo Baggins
I Drew My Sons
DING DING DING!
Are You Kidding Me?
This Bottle Is Rather Pretty
I Relate
Soon, My Son. Soon
MY SON, FRODO!
This Is Beautiful
HAH! WHAT AM I DOING?!
This, Was Actually A Pretty Decent Find
Just Sitting Here...
I Did Something
Is It Bad...?
Well... I'm A Little Disappointed Now...
Lowkey Want To Write This For Some Reason...
Does Anyone?
Gaahh...
No Context, Just My Puppy Sebastian
It's Done...
Cause Of Death; STEVE FUCKING ROGERS
Looks Like Nala Is Sleeping In My Room Now
I Is Exhausted...
I Don't Really Expect You Guys To Have Heard Of This Show, But...
I Wasn't Tagged In This, I'm Just Doing This Out Of Boredom
#SlytherinPride
I Might Have A Job Soon
For Once, I'm Actually Pleased With Myself For Sticking To A Writing schedule...
He Be Birthday Boy, Sebby Stan
Huh...
This Is Actually Really Weird And Crazy...
OKAY, BUT DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS SHOW?
Ugh, Why...
I Don't Want Him To Go...
Okay, How The Fuck Do I Fix This...?
Ugh, I Need Money...
I Have A Sudden Urge To Re-Watch LOST...
Alrighty, I've Made Up Me Mind
Ugh, I Need To Sort This Out...
Bloody Fucking Hell...
Heh
Son Of A Bitch...
You Know What I Find Rather Annoying?
That Feeling When...
Introducing Sad Angry Dirty Hobo #1 And #2
I Am Fucking Hyped For This Fic
Well... Now I Wish I Didn't Already Have This Book...
REALLY?!
Job Interview
Job Interview pt 2
Look At The Little Kitten
Doctor WHO Book?
I Made A Thing... A Doctor WHO Thing
Job Interview pt 3
The Doctor
Geez... I've Been Calling A Lot Of Fictional Characters My Sons Lately...
This Can Is Satisfying For My Inner Comic Book Nerdiness
IT'S 2 AM, AND THIS IS HILARIOUS
OoOoOoO
Please Do
It's So, Kiwi?
Look At My New Funkos
It Makes Me, Really Happy
Did They Really Just... Wow...
Ackk... Why Does It Bother Me So Much...
A Ship Taggy Thing That I Found Somewhere
Dan And Phil... Coming To New Zealand...
I Think I've Already Mentioned This In Here, But Oh Well
John Locke, Or Johnlock?
Hey. Go Follow This If Ya Want
INFINITY WAR BITCH
Ooh! Yes Please, Precious!
UGH, FOR FUCKS SAKE, REALLY??
OH GOD, THAT'S WORSE
FINALLY
SEBASTIAN WAS ON THE ELLEN SHOW, FUCK YEAH!
UM NO I SLYTHERIN, NOT GRYFFINDOR
The End.

Starbucks

20 1 0
By killingkilgrave

So, I just tried Starbucks for the first time today, and it ain't that bad, my only complaint is that it costs a little too much. Other than that though, it's pretty good.

I had the Caramel Honeycomb Crunch frappuccino , and holy shit, it's pretty damn good.

But Jesus Christ, it cost quite a bit, like, $6.90 for the smallest cup? Bloody hell...

Damn, I could've gotten two boxes of coffee at the supermarket for that price well, $8 for two boxes, but close enough, and have gotten twenty cups out of it...

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