Funny Texts

By jux1iet

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This is just a book of really funny text messages between people. I give you the picture of the messages and... More

Oh you flower pot!
Welcome to Facebook!
Hot billionaire
The little things
Charcoal
...Awesome
I gotchu
Stars
Hush
Plastic
Google Logo
Weather
Love, Moth
Optimus Prime
Better Signal
ITS GETTING AWAY
Pikachu
completely booked
iPod
Narnia
Nugget
Small Lion
I'm too funk
Sandwich
(whore)
Shaved Pork
Linkin Park
SWIFT
i have a boyfriend
Netflix
Kellie
Laundry in the Fridge
Ungrounded.
Suffocating
Awhh(:
Beware!
Old huh
It was actually a kid
You've been replaced
I made you.
Betty Low
Wait what dad?
long dong silver
I SWEAR
How are you feeling?
Spell it out.
I'm Awake
Illegal things ;)
oh don't worry
FarmVille
auto erect
10 and a dead body
swiffer
something amazing
oaky
taxi
In the club
Howdoyoudoaspace
Shaved pork
Troy, listen
Ouch
What's a retweet
Whatever*
THEY HATIN'
Well he's stupid
Girl Scout Pussies
upsexy
just do it
maid
Looks great
Yoo-hoo
Mondays are like your father
my favorite vowel
pedestrian
Error
Well this is awkward.
Aye Tina
Who is this
the thing
plastic plate
S or XS
PS4
bad boys
its pouring!
you sucks
sticks and stones
A lot and 3
April Fools
Hello Everyone
Siri
"playing"
MR. PUFFY
crocodiles
auto-cucumber
inventory
alien smiley face
that poor mime
coke
5 second rule
assholes
mercedes
friend zone
Son of a bitch
baby dies
Lil Marco
just a number
A joke.
Lunch
'pizza'
shitters
green beans
csi
biscuit brake
silly potato
MasterCard
Canada
the roses r wilting
MY DECK
fall in love
i felt dick
Ovaltine
court
Checking up on you
Only Furby.
Reality?
Selena and Justin.
clown statue
imagiNATION
ball really is life
apple juice
I smell like a cookie.
Rebecca Black
crack
RIGHT NOW
pregnant
Touche
IHOP
strap on dildo
demons
Domino's
thief
promo
Jump
big bird
codoning
very carbonated
you're trumpet
that's a shame
Anal
two carrot
I'm into birds.
I lobe you soo much sweetie
do ducks have jackets
suctioning kids

That was cruel

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