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By chimchimicorn

Perv: Hey baby girl whats
Good?

You: I told you not to call
me that. And it's fuckin
3am pervert what do you
want?


Perv: I just finished
work. Aw did I wake
you up?

You: Wtf do you think?


Perv: If I was in your bed
with you, I could make you
nice and sleepy again ;)

You: You're disgusting,
Really.


Perv: But I know you'd
love it


You: I'm going back to
sleep. Goodnight.


Perv: No baby don't
sleep yet.. Wait til I
get home at least. I'm
bored in the car :(


You: ffs P or whatever
your name is, I'm tired!


Perv: It's T and you
should remember that,
cause you're gonna be
screaming it one day


You: The fuck I will!


Perv: You said it,
Princess ;D


You: what kind of job
do you do that you
finish at 3am anyway.
And why are you in a cab?


Perv: oh is baby girl
finally interested in
me? ;) I can tell you
everything, height,
weight, hair colour,
length, girth..


You: ffs I asked about
your job pervert!


Perv: one of the few
things I can't tell you.
And I'm not in a cab ;)


You: You're a male
prostitute, aren't you?!


Perv: Only for you
baby. And my rate is
free ;)

You: ... I'm going to
sleep now

Perv: But I'm having
fun texting with you

You: I'm tired.

Perv: fine. I'll text you
in the morning.
Goodnight! :-*

You: Yeah.. night..

Perv: IT'S MORNING
PRINCESS

You: SERIOUSLY FUCK
OFF I HADN'T EVEN
PUT MY PHONE DOWN
YET

Perv: Well technically it
IS morning babe

You: -___-" "babe"?!

Perv: cause you're a total...
*wink wonk* ;)

You: har har now fuck
off and let me sleep

Perv: funny thing is
though, baby girl...

Perv: You're still talking
to me XD

Perv: huehuehue is
someone interested
in me finally?

You: I honestly don't even
understand why I didn't
think of this earlier...
Goodnight, pervert!
-puts phone on silent-

Perv: think of what?

Perv: baby girl?

Perv: COME BACK!

Perv: If you don't message
me back there will be
words to be had!!

Perv: I wanted to sext
before bed :(

Perv: fine.

Perv: IT'S NOT FINE BUT
SLEEP WELL BEAUTIFUL
AND I WILL MESSAGE YOU
AGAIN LATER! :-*


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