yu_gyeom:
Goodmorning beautiful ( ̄3 ̄)
yu_gyeom:
Goodmorning jagiya
yu_gyeom:
Goodmorning
yu_gyeom:
I miss u
yu_gyeom:2
I love u
yu_gyeom:
IREONA!!!! (get up)
joo_hyun:
BITCH I'M TRYNA SLEEP HERE. legit gon block you bro
*legit scared af yu_gyeom:
I'm sorry just don't block me. ╥﹏╥
joo_hyun:
Hey your not wearing mascara today!!
yu_gyeom:
These are just emoticons
joo_hyun:
You're ruining my fun :'(
yu_gyeom:
Sorry. OMG HOW DID U NOTICE I WASN'T WEARING MASCARA?
joo_hyun:
Because you didn't have mascara leaking on your eyes!! You look beautiful without mascara!!
yu_gyeom:
Wow um no girls ever told me that o̶̶̷̤ .̫ o̴̶̷̤
joo_hyun:
Then I'll be the first for everything then. ,-)
yu_gyeom:
Omo jagiyas so dirtyyy ( ●—● )
joo_hyun:
Don't ever call me that again. Are you Baymax?
yu_gyeom:
Um...no
joo_hyun:
Dude there's this really cute guy who says he knows you. I think I might like him...
yu_gyeom:
WHY ARE ALL THE PEOPLE I LOVE GETTING IN MY RELATIONSHIP STATUS?!? what's his name?
joo_hyun:
His name is Mark Tuan. He's incredibly good looking and he's Chinese. He's all nice and polite and all. Oml just thinking about him melts my heart. I'm becoming too easy aren't I? Maybe I need to be hard sometimes. T_T
yu_gyeom:
Omg. First of all, YOU LITERALLY JUST QUOTED BAMBAM'S WORDS. second, I want u to get the fuck away from Mark
joo_hyun:
Why? He seems nice.
yu_gyeom:
He's a Los Angeles fuck boy
joo_hyun:
HE WAS BORN IN LA?!? SO WAS I!!!! My dad's Korean and my mom is Chinese. I moved to Busan because of the incident with my parents. Btw, here's a reality check you're more of a fuck boy than Mark.
yu_gyeom:
Am not!!! Anyways if any of my friends text u asking when will u except my love for u don't reply!!! Unless it's Youngjae, he's really nice. BUT DO NOT. I REPEAT DO NOT MESSAGE ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY'RE PARK JINYOUNG
joo_hyun:
Sure. Also you're the one who said "last night was fun, now can u suck my dick?"
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p.jinyoung:
Hi!! Are you Yugyeom's new friend?
joo_hyun:
What's your sir name?
p.jinyoung:
Umm, Idek if I should be telling a stranger, but since you're friends with Yugyeom my last name is Park. Why'd you want to know?
joo_hyun:
No reason at all. But, yes I'm Yugyeom's "friend" btw he told me not to talk to you but I'm going to anyway.
p.jinyoung:
What are you implying by using quotations?
joo_hyun:
OMG YOU'RE ACTUALLY SMART COMPARED TO HIS OTHER FRIENDS.
p.jinyoung:
Umm, what?
joo_hyun:
I've chatted with Jungkook, Taehyung, BamBam, Jackson, and Mark so far. And by far you've had the best grammar and spelling.
p.jinyoung:
Lol.
joo_hyun:
BROOOOOOOOOOO. WHY AM I SO SURPRISEDDDDDD (っ゚Д゚)っ
p.jinyoung:
You're kinda scaring me so, bye.
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You have now been added to a group chat with DabBae, King_Jackson, IluvCoco, Jaebummiee, mark.tuan, and p.jinyoung
DabBae:
Heyoo!! Ok add her?
Jaebummiee:
Who's "joo_hyun"?
p.jinyoung:
It's Yugyeom's new friend.
Jaebummiee:
⊙_⊙ But isn't that a girls name?
yu_gyeom:
Yeah but Mark had to ruin everything and now she likes him instead of ME
mark.tuan:
It's not my fault Yugyeom
joo_hyun:
I actually have a lot of things in common with him which implies our close relationship.
yu_gyeom:
U GUYS ARE ALREADY IN A RELATIONSHIP?!? (⑉꒦ິ^꒦ິ⑉)
mark.tuan:
She's talking about friendship.
joo_hyun:
Yugyeom your not wearing mascara!!
King_Jackson:
YOU WHORE MARK. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE MARKSON 4 EVS. I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT. YOU HAVE BEEN SUCH A HOE LATELY. FIRST WITH JINYOUNG NOW WITH JOOHYUN. BTW YUGYEOM IM ON YOUR SIDE FOR NOT LIKING JINYOUNG
joo_hyun:
Those aren't nice names to call people.
mark.tuan:
It's okay Joohyun he's just very...special. And don't drag Joohyun into this Jackson. You know it's always Markson, for goodness sakes we share an apartment together!! Doesn't that mean anything to you?
King_Jackson:
Aww I'm special to you too? (๑'ㅂ'๑)
DabBae:
Dont think he mean like that
joo_hyun:
Why does BamBam have such bad grammar?
Jaebummiee:
He's probably doing something "important" rn so he's cutting out words
joo_hyun:
Ohhh. That makes sense.
p.jinyoung:
20 bucks she ends up with Mark.
Jaebummiee:
Well it depends on if she likes quiet or annoying guys
mark.tuan:
Hey Joohyun we should meet up some time!!
joo_hyun:
Ofc!!!! I'd be honored to hang out with someone like you. Especially since our parents were great friends.
yu_gyeom:
HEYYY BACK OFF MARK. U GRANDPA. U R TOO OLD TO LIKE JOOHYUN.
DabBae:
If any u to yung
joo_hyun:
Actually I was born in '99
DabBae:
Man Yugyeom gon end up with Joohyun. $20
Jaebummiee:
Yugyeom. $20
King_Jackson:
IM GOING WITH MY MAN MARK EVEN THO I LUV HIM TOO $20
joo_hyun:
Why does he always use caps?
mark.tuan:
He's special and has no voice control
King_Jackson:
HEY THATS NOT NICE. YUGYEOM TOLD ME WHAT YOU ACTUALLY MEANT BY SPECIAL.
IluvCoco:
I love Coco man.
joo_hyun:
Is Coco an abbreviation for cocaine? Is he like high rn and loves coco?
mark.tuan:
ㅎㅎ not at all. Coco's our dog we're raising together.
joo_hyun:
Aww I bet you'd be a good dad.
yu_gyeom:
Im here Joohyun
joo_hyun:
And???
Jaebummiee:
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Joohyun said Yugyeom wasn't wearing any mascara?
p.jinyoung:
Yes. It feels like a really long and weird story. So I'm just not gonna ask.
seen 4:30pm
(a/n vote if you like the group chat!!)