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By rarrisandrobux

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SEX OK I think I have their attention More

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Cinderella's shoe
my AMAZING "jokes"
Rawr xD
Rata~tat~tag
Adults. Sort of
Tee
Hee
M ยฉ r
Rolling sky
Chuck Norris
?
Tagatouille
.......
For what?
โš WARNING โš 
Avatar
,
Death note
...
Goals
ME
Cool
Just to be safe..
More Tags
Tag here to start writing
LONEYLYYYY
Drawing crap
Zodiac
Tag your story part.
its catching on
Ugh
6:00
You are not worthy
Gaystian
Thanks Pete
HALF WAY THERE
4th of July
Oh wow
Oh man waddup
Again
Where
Omg
Rain schedule
Why did I do this
.
to elliot
Dear..
Explain
Its happening
FANBOY
Covers
Wow
ok
OK then
HERSHEY
How Cool
hmmmm
MCR trash
So coot
Change of Plans
U
OK
Eh
Tags
ASDFGHJKL
YAYYYYY
Ugh
lola
ฯ…ะผะผะผะผะผะผ
Ehhh
OK then.
help
Wow
Wฬˆฬคhฬˆฬคaฬˆฬคtฬˆฬค eฬˆฬคvฬˆฬคeฬˆฬคnฬˆฬค
THESE BRIGHT LIGHT THAT CAST A SHADOWW
WOAH
. Ugh.
I am too exited
WOAH THERE BUDDY
Vent
Do you?
This thing
Way down.
What even
Im gonna disappear
Eh
Its not a ั‚ฮฑg its an ฮนโˆ‚ั”ฮฑ
Panic! At the uterus
22 pilot
How can someone be soooo adorable... AnD hOt At ThE sAmE tIME
HIT IT FERGIE
BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET. I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT.
24 aircraft director tag Josh was real
Pete wentz died and was replaced in 2010.
OH WOWZA
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
a chapter that i should have published last week
Untitled Part 149
OH HAI
How
WOT
I feel violated
At this point every chapters just gonna have a pun
Fears and stuff
Fears and stuff part 2
HI SON
OH HELLO THERE
WOT
When I was,
A young boy (warning: high levels of trash)
My father
Took me into the city
To see a marching band
Son when
you grow up
would you be
The savior of the broken
The beaten and the dammed?
*really cool mini guitar solo*
*sheds tear*
*dies*
RUNNIN THROUGH THE PARKING LOT HE CHASED ME AND HE WOULDN'T STOP TAG YOU'RE IT
o h h i
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
IT'S AN EARLY 2000 AESTHETIC
UM NO
OK
happy Thanksgiving
crappyomelet
A FEW MONTHS WITHOUT UPLOADING HE COMES BACK WITH A TAG
Oh
notmyrodrick
Kendall needs a date mate
.
..
...
Oops
The story I wrote in first grade with Commentary from Jom.
hi
wow I hate myself
basically a useless chapter made so I can wast chapters and get this book over
I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF

GOODBYE FRENS

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By rarrisandrobux


IT'S BEEN A GREAT TIME
I REMEMBER BEFORE I STARTED THIS AND I HAD LIKE 36 FOLLOWERS AND NOW I HAVE 100 AND IT JUST MAKES ME HAPPY THAT PEOPLE LIKED ME ENOUGH TO EAST THUMB ENERGY PRESSING A BUTTON 🙃
SO THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO'S EVER VOTED OR COMMENTED ON MY BOOK (especially comments I love reading comments )
AND I'M PRETTY SURE I MANAGED TO MAKE LIKE 4 FRIENDS FROM WRITING THIS
And I MANAGED TO GET TO NUMBER 19 IN HISTORICAL FICTION
(and also in you're just her because I tagged you ) I'm basically just saying thanks for every voting or commenting you can leave though )

SO BASICALLY, THE REST OF THIS CHAPTER IS GOING TO REPRESENT MY LIFE. IT'S GOING TO BE ONE LONG ASS POINTLESS SHIT POST.

°•°•°•°•°

OK SO MY FREN DAKOTA ( if he gives me his account I would tag him)

PUT THIS GUY I KNOW RAJAH IS HIS INSTA AND

I WAS DYING BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD EVEN REMEMBER I SENT HIS THIS
RAJAH IS GONNA HATE ME IM

*mY lEG*

OK SO BASICALLY I WAS STALKING THIS DUDE

IT WAS MORE OF A JOKE THOUGH I'M NOT ACTUALLY STALKING HIM I PROMISE

BUT BASICALLY ME. AND LIKE 20000 OTHERS GIRLS HAVE NEVER TALKED TO THIS GUY EVER, AND HE FOUND OUT HIS NAME, SCHOOL, AND SCHEDULE THEN CALLED HIS SCHOOL LOOKING FOR HIM.

հíՏղɑʍҽíՏՏմӀʍɑղՀɑհíժհҽցօҽՏԵօԵհҽƒօӀӀվզմɑԵҽɾՏʍíժժӀҽ

*nO I'M DIRTY DAN*

I WANNA CRY I MESSED UP MY LINES IN ACTORS GUILD TWICE AND I STUTTERED ( somebody please make a panic! reference )

* IMAGINATION*

declarehiminsane

"do you ever get fat? "
2015 WHAT A YEAR •AMIRITE•

*HE WAS NUMBER ONE*

SO GUYS I'M GONNA WRITE A BUNCH OF NEW BOOKS ONE OF THEM IS GONNA BE BILL BYE AND JAKE FROM STATE FARM,  THE OTHER ONE IS GONNA BE WBC A "REWRITE" OF THIS STORY I WROTE IS FIRST GRADE
SO GET READY FOR TRASH

* SHUT UP GRETCHEN *

Yes I switched from spongebob to mean girls
I actually watch mean girls 2 for the first time yesterday
IT WAS TRASH
THIS GIRL IS GONNA CHALLENGE HER TO A FOOTBALL GAME TBH SHE(basically Regina I didn't pay attention to names) COULD'VE COST HER DAD HIS JOB  JUST FIGHT AND GET ITS OVER WITH HONESTY.

*so fetch *

I love this so much

* WHAT'S YOUR WIG MADE OUT OF? *

OK SO A WHILE AGO
I HAD A 25.9 IS MATH
BUT TO DAY I CHECKED AND I LITERALLY HAVE DONE NOTHING ON THAT CLASS BUT I HAVE A 73 NOW ☺
imsohappy
Thingsjustgomyway
Livingeveryday
Thingsthatbitheryouu
Neverbotherme
Thingsthatbotheryouneverbotherme
Ifeelrightunmyprime
Livinginthesunshine
Lovinginthemoonlight
Havingawonderfultime

* YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR *
I rEALLY WANNA WATCH NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

*YOU GO GLEN COCO *

I can't decide
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND





I love jeff so much

* iVE NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE BUT*

lA La la LA lA
lA La la LA lA

This is my stop
I've got to gEt oFf
I may gO pOp

Excuse me

Excuse me

I've got be direct ( lA La la LA lA)
If I'm wrong plEase correct (lA La la LA lA)

YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK

I also love this show (Daria )

*I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY*

I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE TO CRAZY BUT
I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAYY
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIIND

see what insiide

everyone's favorite kind of boobs:

* HIT IT FERGIE *
honestly I think I'm done

I'm actually gonna miss this
AND I'M GONNA HOPE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ MY OTHER BOOK AND I DON'T END UP DELETING THIS ONE AND THEN GIVING UP ON LIFE

BYEE

wait I'm actually gonna tag everyone who voted for this crap

saltybucket
eeetttt
-gaydianangel
MaxLeTurtle
ethanseyelash
declarehiminsane
Aerobicat86
brendonsuckmyass420
(and about 5 other people who's users I can't remember )
IT WON'T WORK WHEN I TRY TO TAG ERIN BUT ERIN YOU'RE TAGGED
THANKS GUYS

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