Aries: Strangles you and then throws you into a pond
Taurus: Follows you home and beats you to death with a baseball bat
Gemini: Goes into a blind rage and kills you without even knowing it
Cancer: Comes to your house and shoots you, is found crying over your dead body when the police arrive
Leo: Ruins your career, your love life, every relationship you've ever cherished, and laughs while they watch you suffer
Virgo: Hires a hitman to come after you
Libra: No longer sees the difference between right and wrong. Stabs you to death
Scorpio: Plays mind games. Makes you paranoid, makes you think they'll be coming for you at any moment. You'll eventually go insane
Sagittarius: Physically tortures you
Capricorn: Takes months planning your death, and just when you think they've moved on, they spring their trap
Aquarius: Brutally kills you, then justifies the murder in their head
Pisces: Poisons your food, then tells you every wrong thing you did while you die
Like em? I want to make a bunch more, but they take up to three days for me to make
Oh welp