ARIES: "tune in next week, ladies and gentlemen, when we're another minute short." - micky in success story
TAURUS: "i'm not a horse, i'm a monkee!" - peter in don't look a gift horse in the mouth
GEMINI: "if apple seed turns to wing, it'll fly away a beautiful butterfly, but if a butterfly turns into apple seed, it'll just lay there on the ground." - mike in prince and the paupers
CANCER: "stand up davy, and show them how tall you are." - micky in royal flush
LEO: "the modest but powering texan needs no introduction." - mike in art, for monkees' sake
VIRGO: "i wish mike were here." - peter in i was a 99 lb. weakling
LIBRA: "shut up, face!" - micky in card carrying red shoes
SCORPIO: "i sent my nose out to have it fixed, and this a cheap loaner, and i don't—i can't play this." - mike in hillbilly honeymoon
SAGITTARIUS: "wait a minute. wait a minute. where's my hat? can i have my hat, please? hat, please! thank you, babe!" - mike in monkees on the line
CAPRICORN: "watch where you're going, shorty!" - davy in monkees at the movies
AQUARIUS: "that wasn't a rifle shot, man. this is a deserted island; it was probably a car backfiring or something." davy in monkees marooned
PISCES: "there's gotta be more than one person in new york who's willing to produce a show that's written by an unknown and directed by an unknown, and starring the monkees." - mike in monkees in manhattan
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