BEST STEVEN UNIVERSE FANFICTION EVEr

Zircon Attorney

Sevtn was being put on trial for *gasp* throwing a wad of gum on Yellow DodudodudeD O R A. Blue Wright was his attorney, and Yellow Edgeworth was the Prostitution.
"K, order in the court" The judge said. The judge was Padparadscha. She threw some 🍋🍋🍋 at the Prosecution.
"You start!" She said. Yellow ZipzipZircon put on one of the best prostitution prosecutions ever, and Blue dadedidodumnd started crying. Phoenix Zircon yelled objection at everything, but it was no use.
"K," Padparadscha said, now throwing 🍋🍋🍋🍋 at the defense "Your turn!"
"My client didn't throw gum in Yellow Big Bird's hair." Blues Clues said.
"Yes he did" Yellow Yeller said.
"No" Blue Zircoooooooon said.
"Yes he did."
"No"
"Yes he did."
"No"
"Yes he did."
"No"
"Yes he did."
"No"
"Yes he did."
"No"
"Yes he did."
"No"
"Yes he did."
"No"
"Yes he did."
"No"
"ORDER BEFORE I EAT YOUR SOULS!" Padparadscha yelled, before throwing more 🍋🍋🍋🍋. Everyone stared at her.
"I know who's guilty!" She said.
"Who?" Everyone asked. Padparadscha threw millions of 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 across the court room.
"It was Pink Diamond." Padparadscha said. No one said a word as Padparadscha slowly drowned everyone in 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋.
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