ahh the chair store,,chairs,nice,flavorless chairs. Phil was looking for a chair. "I need your hardest chair" said Phil
"Why" said the store clerk
"Cuz I Need It"
"That'll be 5 billion zillion gazillion billion trillion infinity dollars"
"I'LL SHOW YOU THIS FOR WHATEVER PRICE YOU SAID!" said an angry Phil,who stole it
"But-"
"He who friends the oddest ball, is the creepiest of them all"
"Srsly"
"ADIÓS!"