Erza: Hello?? Jellal??
Jellal: *hiding behind the counter* Hide me!!
Mira: Erza, who are you looking for??
Erza: Jellal was with Melody and they were eating CAKE!! Jellal promised me cake, but he was at the bakery with MELODY!!!
Mira: What?!?!? I'm gonna kill her! *ahem* I mean, there must be some mistake.
Erza: How?
Mira: I mean, Melody likes Gray, not Jellal. He isn't even on her top 5.
(I was thinking about it tho XDD)
Jellal: Just calm her down!!
Mira: *to Jellal* But Jerza!!
Jellal: There won't be any Jerza if she finds me!!
Mira: *to Erza* Well, maybe you should ask Yukino or Lucy for help!
Erza: *runs out of the guild towards Sabertooth*
Mira: *ducks down to Jellal* She will probably end up getting some cake from one of them and totally forgetting.... just watch you LCD. (Lacrima Communications Device)
Jellal: Thanks!!
Have a great day!!
-Melody
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«Scarlet» JELLAL!!!
Erza, calm down!! «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» NEVER!! You cheated on me!!!
But we aren't... «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» You ate cake with another woman!!!
Umm, Melody is like, 13. «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» I thought you didn't like little girls!!!!
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Reference to the Sun Village thingy!!
Umm, that isn't what it seemed like!! «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» So you do?!?!?
No!! I like you-- err, your hair!! Not little girls and stuff... «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» Then why were you with her?!?!? :(
I owed her a favor... «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» What favor??
Umm, basically, I had her... «Royal Blue»
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It said that I had promised to give a little Jerza action in the upcoming chapters!!
«Scarlet» Jellal?! Why did you delete it?? What did she do??
«Scarlet» Did you make that little girl pose in immodest outfits because of your fetish for little girls?!?!
«Scarlet» I could've posed instead!!
Erza? All she did was... umm.. err.. «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» What is with the umms??
Try to beat this level of Color Switch. It is making me rage... «Royal Blue»
Sorry. I was saying.. umm.. that she helped me by helping us kick some dark butt. «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» Why her?!?!
Everyone else is in a Legitimate Guild, and she isn't, cuz she isn't a wizard and lives in this place called Earth. Sounds dumb. «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» Oh. Wait, how did she help then??
She gave us juice during breaks and hugged people to death. «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» Oh. Sounds pretty chill.
She only almost died about five times. All of which were times she tripped. No big deal though. «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» No big deal??
Yeah. I mean, the times you guys have almost died are way more. «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» That doesn't mean you needed to say that!!
My bad. Anyways, I am just gonna go. I have to call her up and see if she can bring us some juice. «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» By the way, Jellal, what is the point of having code names in our contacts if we call each other by our names??
Sounds cool.... «Royal Blue»
«Scarlet» Wait, you are calling Melody again?!?!? GRRR!! GET OVER HERE!!!
R.I.P. me... «Royal Blue»
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Why do all of these end up with Erza wanting to kill someone??
Natsu: Why do pigs fly??
Gray: They don't, idiot..
Happy: In Edolas they do!!
Lucy: They did.
Mavis: Does that mean that we have flying pigs now?!?!?
Me: I wish we had some..
Natsu: Can I get one??
Lucy: You have Happy.. And not to mention the last pet you had turned out to be a fire breathing plant god.
Natsu: Kemokemo is family!!
Mavis: Juice is family!!
Gray: Should I say something??
Lucy: That is my thoughts exactly..
Me: Allow me to explain. Mavis means that she really likes Juice, both the ship and the drink. Especially watermelon!! <3
Frosch: *rubs his eyes* Fro is tired...
Gray: Outro time?
Natsu: Outro time!!
Mavis: OUTRO TIME WITH THE JUICE ARMY!!
Juice Army: Please remember to comment, vote, and follow!!!
Me: Should I be saying something??
Lucy: I think so..
Have a great day!!
-Melody