Baby Sasuke

Babysitting Pt 4

Asuma=wets pway a game. Saskue=otay wat game. Asuma=dont know hmmm. Saskue=hmmm me know. Asuma=wat.
Saskue=family.
Asuma=how we pway. Saskue=me be daddy and you be ummm mommy. Asuma=okay.
(in the living room)
Kiba=oh and  I  win again. Shikamaru=yeah whatever. Hinata=hey asuma and saskue has been really quiet. Asuma=auntie hina. Saskue=hina.
Hinata=hey what are you two up to.
Saskue=we pway family but me want to be daddy and asuma is cousin so you awe mommy an io mommy to.
Hinata=okay.
Asuma=and uncle maru and uncle shino and iba is baby.
Kiba=like you.
Saskue=me no baby(holds up one finger)me these many old me big boy.
Kiba=yeah yeah but  I  am not being a baby.
Asuma=pwease.
Kiba=fine.
Asuma=yay.
Saskue=wat do babies do. Asuma=they wear daipys. Saskue=yea.
Hinata=but saskue they are to big for diapers use pretend diapers like covers. Saskue=otay.
Kiba=...You two are enjoying this ain’t you.
Ino=maybe
Hinata=yeah  I  kinda am. Saskue=hewe.
Asuma= I  will change his daipy(wraps cover around)thewe. Saskue=naptime.
Ino=fine.
Shino=at least we can do nothing.
(23 minutes later) asuma=naptime over. Saskue=food time.
Shino=huh alright.
Saskue=otay me make stuff.
Kiba=stuff.
Shikamaru=what stuff.
Saskue=hey babies cant talk. Shikamaru=something tells me this is going to be gross. (14 minutes later)
Saskue=me haf food.
Shikamaru=oh let see what we have.
Saskue=apple sauce.
Ino=we convinced them to use that instead.
Saskue=hewe id yummy. Asuma=yea hewe. Shikamaru=mumph(gulp)ugh.
Hinata=okay you two  I  think they are full
Saskue=otay.
Asuma=okay now umm no more pway this game wets pway umm.
Saskue=uh oh.
Asuma=wat.
Saskue=me dirty.
Asuma=me to.
Hinata=bath time then. Asuma=wif toys. Hinata=yeah.
Saskue=yay.
Asuma=auntie hina me made pee pee.
Hinata=okay your taking an bath anyway.
(in the bathroom) asuma=wat bout my daipy. Hinata= I  am going to put it on after your bath. Asuma=okay.
Saskue=hina me get ducky.
Hinata=oh yeah bath toys  I  will be right back. Asuma=look saskue. Saskue=wat.
Asuma=it a bubble. Saskue=how you do that. Asuma=when auntie hina was changing my daipy  I  got some gooey stuff it smell good. Hinata=got your bath toys and shampoo.
Saskue=toys.
Hinata=let me bathe you first. Saskue=otay.
Hinata=both of you close your eyes
Saskue=otay.
Asuma=okay.
Hinata=(washes their hair)done open your eyes. Saskue=me clean.
Hinata=yes you are clean saskue.
Asuma=me to  I  clean. Hinata=(giggles)you to asuma anyway play with your bath toys for an little bit okay.
Saskue=otay.
Asuma=saskue can  I  pway wif your boat.
Saskue=yeah if me pway wif ummm wat that.
Asuma=my robot.
Saskue=me pway wif that. Asuma=okay.
Saskue=yay.
Asuma=saskue look  I  make bubbles(blows in water)see. Saskue=me can do that(blows in water)see. Asuma=hmmm.
Saskue=me all clean lets go. Asuma=whew.
Saskue=to say me all clean. Asuma=auntie hina. Hinata=yes.
Asuma=we all done see all clean.
Hinata=okay get in the towel.
Saskue=otay.
Asuma=okay.
Saskue=it warm and soft like(yawn)sakuwa. Asuma=hey you cant be tiwed we already had a nap. Saskue=otay.
Hinata=what to dress you in oh  I  know.
(hinata dressed saskue in blue overalls and an blue t-shirt with an uchiha fan at the back and dressed asuma in red overalls with an white t-shirt with the leaf insignia  on the back).
Hinata=done oh you look so cute.
(in the living room)
Ino=hmm.
Shino=lets go to the park.
Kiba=no how about an party club.
Ino=do not forget we have kids here.
Kiba=oh yeah.
Shikamaru=how about an concert.
Shino=depends who singing.
Shikamaru=umm we should not go then unless lmfao can sing songs for kids. Ino=how about an drive around town.
Hinata=or an event.
Ino=a event?
Shino=what type of event.
Hinata=well the boys said it  I  thought it might be good thing to go to.
Kiba=what is it.
Saskue=fair.
Asuma=yea fair.
Hinata=well.
Ino= I  will take an bath. Shino= I  will make an withdraw at the bank. Shikamaru=and  I  will order tickets for us.
Kiba=and  I  am help hinata with these two. All teenagers=right.
(in saskue room) hinata=okay  I  will pack their diapers and other things you get there sippy cups oh and also change saskue. Kiba=what!
Hinata=you have to  I  bathe them.
Kiba=fine saskue come here. Saskue=otay.
Kiba=no crap no crap no crap oh good he just peed. Saskue=hey wat that white stuff.
Kiba=oh almost forgot to get it.
Saskue=me ghost. Asuma=whew saskue. Saskue=hewe.
Asuma=whew your daipy. Saskue=me get daipy change.
Asuma=oh okay.
Kiba=wow babies are weird sometimes there saskue done changing you.
Saskue=otay.
Asuma=saskue wets go we go to the fair.
Saskue=otay ank you iba.
Kiba=yeah whatever.
(in saskue room)
Saskue=hina whew blankey
Hinata=oh saskue you can not bring.
Saskue=why!
Hinata=that will be to much to carry.
Saskue=(sniff sniff)
Hinata=saskue please understand.
Saskue=me get blankey .
Kiba= I  got this hinata saskue if you bring that blanket with you that means you are an baby.
Saskue=(humph)me stay no go wif out blankey. Kiba=saskue.
Saskue=no mommy make blankey.
Kiba=thats it(snatches blanket).
Saskue=give it(hit kiba) kiba=that does not even hurt.
Saskue=give it it mine. Kiba=nope.
Hinata=kiba stop it. Kiba=hinata this is part of the plan.
Saskue=(sniff sniff)give it. Kiba=nope. Saskue=waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaah waaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!
Kiba=oh man.
Hinata= I  said he can bring the blanket kiba.
Kiba=oh.
Hinata=shhh(picks up saskue)its okay shhh stop crying saskue here your blankey and pacifier to. Saskue=mmm mm m (goes to sleep)
Hinata=kiba why he is only an baby.
Kiba=look  I  am sorry that was bad planing.
Asuma= I  ready wets go wat wrong wif saskue.
Hinata=he is just sleeping anyway ready to go. Asuma=yea wets go. (in the car) kiba=buckled them in. Hinata=lets go.
Asuma= I  sweppy to(yawn) hinata=okay asuma  I  will let you know when we are at the fair. Asuma=okay.
Saskue=blankey blankey huh hina whewe blankey and asuma.
Hinata=here your blanket and asuma is sleeping right besides you see.
Saskue=me go sweppy.
Hinata=okay you can go to sleep but first kiba has to say something.
Kiba=sorry.
Saskue=it otay(yawn)me sweppy me have miwk. Kiba=here.
Saskue=ank you why bottle me not baby.
Hinata=your going to sleep and plus your sippy cup is broke.
Saskue=otay
(an hour later
Kiba=finally here  I  been in the car for hours. Hinata=one hour anyway go wake up asuma and saskue  I  will change them if you do. Kiba=okay hey you wake up please  I  do not like changing diapers.
Saskue=mmmmm.
Kiba=asuma you to. Asuma=(ugh)
Kiba=come on(picks up saskue shakes him lightly)wake up. Saskue=waaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaah waaaaaaah. Asuma=waaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaah waaaaaah waaaaah. Kiba=crap.
Hinata=get their pacifiers. Kiba=right.
Asuma=(mumph )mmmmmm saskue(mumph)mmmm kiba=hey look we are at the fair.
Saskue=(spits out pacifier)fair!!
Asuma=fair!!!
Saskue=wets go! Asuma=c’mon wets go!!!!! Hinata=wait  I  got to change you first.
Saskue=me no want change me want pway.
Asuma=me to wets go.
Kiba=just wait now lets hinata change you two. Asuma=no wanna pway. Saskue=pway pway pway. Hinata=you will just let me change you first okay. Saskue=otay
Asuma=okay.
Hinata=now just lay down and now where is the diapers there they are.
Saskue=me go pee pee.
Hinata= I  know.
Asuma=daipy thewe.
Hinata=oh okay(changes diapers)done.
Saskue=wets go.
Asuma=yay.
(in the fair)
Saskue=look want toy. Asuma=me to.
Kiba=lets see what to do first oh  I  know ring toss. Hinata=hey wait for us where is the others.
Ino=hey guys.
Shikamaru=hey  I  got raffle tickets for us.
Kiba=neat we can win the prize no doubt.
Shino=okay everybody here 39 dollars each for food and others items.
Hinata=thanks now where should we head first.
Saskue=thewe(points at petting zoo)
(7 hours later)
Saskue=zzzzzzzzz. Asuma=zzzzzzzzz. Hinata=that was fun wasnt it.
Kiba=yes lets go home.
(at the mansion) shikamaru=(yawn)man  I  am beat.
Hinata= I  will get the boys ready for bed.
(in saskue room)
Saskue=huh.
Hinata=oh you woke up. Saskue=me had fun but me sweppy.
Hinata=yeah  I  did to but time for bed  I  am tired. Saskue=yea.
Asuma=hey wat happen . Saskue=sweppy time. Asuma=okay.
Hinata=time to get you two dressed for the night these footies saskue you have the blue one and asuma the green one.
Saskue=yay.
Asuma=hey whew my candy.
Hinata= I  put it up its to late to eat candy you can have some tommorow. Asuma=(humph)okay.
Hinata=(puts kids in crib)good night saskue we are leaving tonight asuma your mommy is going to get you in the morning.
Asuma=okay auntie.
Hinata=good night you two(kisses both their foreheads).
Saskue=night hina. Asuma=night auntie. Hinata=(walks out room). Saskue=hey awe you sweppy. Asuma=no tiwed. Saskue=sakuwa is coming and me no sweppy.
Asuma=oh wets do something fun.
Saskue=wat.
Asuma=wets get my candy.
Saskue=yeah but crib to high me get huwt moe.
Asuma=do that thing wif the hand.
Saskue=otay(activates susano hand)unn to high. Asuma=climb up.
Saskue=but it huwt.
Asuma=pwease saskue.
Saskue=otay you help(climbs out using blanket)almost there(falls on butt)owie otay asuma your turn.
Asuma=okay(climbs out falls)ow (sniff sniff). Saskue=hewe(puts pacifier in asuma mouth)hmmm. Saskue=otay wets go asuma. Asuma=okay.
(in hinata room)
Saskue=shhh hina is sweeping.
Asuma=whew my candy.
Saskue=thewe look. Asuma=yay wets get it. (lights turn on)
Hinata=hey boys so are you going to tell me why you are awake in here.
Saskue=umm.
Asuma=ummm cuz . Saskue=me and asuma were see is hina otay.
Asuma=yea see auntie okay.
Hinata=hmmm how sweet(picks up asuma and saskue)
Saskue=whew we go. Hinata=you will see.
Asuma= I  scawed.
Saskue=me to.
Asuma=auntie hina what you doing.
Hinata=dont worry.
(in the kitchen)
Hinata=wait here.
Asuma=wat she doing. Saskue=me dont know. Hinata=let see here they are bottles now milk. Saskue=miwk.
Hinata=okay time to heat it heat jutsu done(picks up asuma and saskue and cradles them).
Saskue=mmmm.
Asuma=auntie wat you doin. Hinata=(puts bottles in asuma and saskue mouth)
Saskue=mmm.
Asuma=mmm. Hinata=shhh(hums)