lol stuff

By chocodip_

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the child and his mother
wrong email
wills experience
clever kid
mouthology
captain
elephant
high way
suitcases
true story
Genuis
pencil situation
Two young boys' conversation:
Eugene counts
tommy
dummy
3 men died
waiting pays off
drunk
it was David
sadly just a dream
Harvard vs. Yale law
chatter box
Alien invasion.
held back
blind man
drunk man
being old
bellman farted
smart woman
exactly
let me help
Nitwit
Professor
being an egg
U.S Marine
drunk
lazy rule:
SIDE NOTE
no grandma
bathroom stall
being blind
fatty
SIDE NOTE
black eye
the accountant
A:Q's
Question love
what goes around must come back around
continued chicken Q:A
one two
don't lose it, just don't
the best of business
wish gone wrong
To someone i know.
#POSTAJOKE
wife's laugh
index finger
balance
jack and jill
cow
problem solved
conversations
crazy cop
smart guy
ill jump
robbery
the bottom line
differences
burn
Q:A's
Q:A's
perfect eye sight
table
deodorant
you do know
SIDE NOTE
the ant
cage
hard drive name
The bat bet
that's the point
epic fail
Bob's gift
bright people
work together
DedicationZ.
#nialls_pretty_wife
#cartoon_ziall
birdman
Yo MaMa
ROWMANCE
P
Questions
Dumb asf
What
SIDE NOTE
fail text to son
100TH CHAPTER
DEDICATION
Retarded burglary
Why siri
hotdog
call the number
Kinda true
. .idiotic
plenty
really
job life
that girl
new word
actor joke
yomama
new business
Monster
sea joke
thesaurus
detective too much
i don't like them
to you
rAnDoM cAtErPiLaR
froMme2u
just4u
Eat
Anything?
The sign told me
like father like son
my heart
how to'z...
We all need the smarts to survive school
froMme2u
Weight Loss Adjustment
first degree burn
worlds shortest joke.
barry white
Beat
yo MamA
one question
what if.
DeadTap
never?
SilentF
wth lol
#peaceXxXloveXxXLife°
what if..
forget about it
being old
confused
rAnDoMomEnTz
food
cereal
being married
little things
twenty birds
Q:A'z
dedicate
dedicate
LIFE~
froMe2u
depend
a reason
just remember...
make sure...
choice~
#-AlexisReed
relationships
no you're next
problems
likeAboss
"incorrect"
chocolate
my voice
what people say
in a row
likeRandom
likesoright
home alone
borrow?nah
MORONS
dear rappers...
dream on
Firstdate
duh . . .
eXpertise
#unknown
your just clumsy
was expecting something else
seriously
bruh . . .
how?
politicians
how mean
yes.
never
1-22
yup it never did
knock knock
THE END

Mirror

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By chocodip_

Lauren was frustrated. She had complained dozens of times to her daughter about her newest gag of kissing the bathroom mirror immediately after applying lipstick, but it was all to no avail. Finally, one day after spending a half hour scrubbing the mirror, only to find another kiss mark an hour later, Lauren had enough. “Lizzy!” she hollered, “What?” came her daughter’s reply through her bedroom door. I can’t find the toilet brush that I’ve been using to clean the bathroom mirror. Do you have any idea where it is?” After hearing the gagging from behind the bedroom door, Lauren knew her days of cleaning kiss marks off of mirrors were over.  Read

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