Dream's Warrior Cat Spoofs!

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The Spoof Crew Welcome
Firestar doesn't like waffles
Tigerstar makes a friend... sort of.
Toaster Waffles
Jayfeather's Stick
CIRCLETINEEEEEEEEEE
Tigerstar and Cactusarina
Ashfur's Big Mistake Part 1
Briarlight's Cooking Show Part 1
Ashfur's Big Mistake Part 2
Briarlight's Cooking Show Part 2
Tigerstar's Lives - REWRITEN
Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight Were Great Parents
Ravepaw, Goosepaw, Stonepaw and Glasspaw's Warrior Ceremony
(TEASER) The Start of Raveclaw's Adventure (TEASER)
Clan Trip To Quince and Nutmeg's Pizza Palace - Part 1
France
The War of the Academies Part 1
Clan Trip to Quince and Nutmeg's Pizza Palace - Part 2
Oakheart Starts A Stupid War
Facebook Game
The War of the Academies - Part 2
Jeopardy
Ivystar Remembers That Her Clan Isn't Official
Nose Berry - Story Time With Fireheart.. And Berrynose
Woo-Woo Beep-Beepy
KITTEHS
Meet the Kittehs - Short
Emoji Speak 😺
Autocorrect
Mosskit's Secret
It's Valentine's Day!
THE GRAND SORTING
Berrypaw's Assessment
Crowfeather Loves His Children
HAVE A PROPHECIES
THE YACHTS
RANDOMMMMMMMM.
DO YOU WANT SOME PI
Makeup Tutorial /w Wartface!
50 PAGES IN THE BOOK CELEBRATION SPOOF
How To Get To PartyClan. (DankClan)
The Next Five Whole Days...
SHORT THEME SONGS
MARY/GARY SUE-NESS
WE ARE AT WARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Сейчас мы говорим по-русски! (We now speak Russian!)
Sage Joins DankClan
A Movie Inside a Book- Lost Sky Islands - Part 1
Clan Pickup Lines
How to Get Kicked Out of the Medicine Den (Spoof Entry)
A.M.I.A.B - Lost Sky Islands - Part 2
Random Moments
IM AT SOUP
YACHTS AND WAFFLES: BACK FOR S̶E̶C̶O̶N̶D̶S̶ REVENGE
A.M.I.A.B - Lost Sky Islands - Part 3
WHAAAAT
I forgot what a rainbow was
Random Moments Ver. 2.0
A.M.I.A.B - Lost Sky Islands - Part 4
I know.. but...
It's a door.
Ubi tu discite Philippinica guys? (Where did you guys learn Filipino?)
A.M.I.A.B - Lost Sky Islands - Part 5
And now, backgrounds.
Random Moments 3.0
Fan-Art Challenge
stareevee's Fan-Art Entry!
A.M.I.A.B - Lost Sky Islands - Part 6
Cloversong's Fan-Art Entry!
Soo.. What movie are we going to?
Blep - Random Moments 4.0
Charades and Emojis

Don't Say Cheese

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By Ivystar85

Ravepaw, Dorritofire, and Goosepaw are all talking in the DankClan kitchen.

Dorritofire: So I had a good sandwich the other day, with mayo, ham, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and Swiss ch-

Ravepaw covered his mouth and whispered to him.

Ravepaw: Don't say or show cheese! It makes Goosepaw go to a level 'Catnip' crazy.

Dorritofire: Okayy..

Goosepaw: So are we gonna make sandwiches? Or are we gonna stand in front of where Sandstorm and her kits make circletine?

Sandstorm and her kits: *Busts down door* CIRCLETINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dorritofire: Run! To the other kitchen!

They ran to the other kitchen, the one the Spoof Crew only used, and started making sandwiches.

They got out everything but cheese.

Raven comes in, milk, vinegar, and shards of glass in her fur.

Raven: They attacked me with circletine. *Shakes off the circletine* Hey, are you guys making sandwiches? Where's the c-

Dorritofire covered her mouth.

Dorritofire: Don't say c-h-e-e-s-e!

Raven: Why? What's so wrong about saying cheese?

Ravepaw: Oh dear StarClan. Take cover!

Ravepaw grabbed them and they all hid in the cabinet above the sink.

They watched as Goosepaw ran around the room like Weird Cat, and then brought Sandstorm and her kits in for a circletine party.

Sandstorm: *Dragon mode* CIRCLETINE

Raven: Did Goosepaw get into my catnip again?

Ravepaw: Yes, he only does this when he has a high amount of catnip. And when someone says cheese while he's had it.

Raven: I know.

Goosepaw threw glasses of the chocolatey circletine everywhere.

Raven: Well, will it be over soon like the last time? I want to crush him now.

Ravepaw: Judging by his hyperness right now, I'd say we'll be stuck in this cabinet for four days.

Dorritofire: Really!?

Ravepaw: Really. *Sigh*   

Raven: I can't beat him up, so..

Dorritofire and Ravepaw: Crud.

Raven: RAHHHH

Inside the Cupboard: *Agonized screeching from Dorritofire and Ravepaw*


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