• ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ •
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ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"Hey, babe."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Hey hun, how was work?."
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"It was fine, best part of the day was watching Yoongi hyung sing awake.
ʏᴏᴜ
"That sounds fucking hilarious, wish I could've seen it."
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"You should come next time. Hey, what are you looking at? You've been looking at your phone the entire time and I'm honestly starting to feel neglected."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Oh my god you're so dramatic, I'm just reading a story. "
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"About?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"You."
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"What?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Did I stutter? I said I'm reading a story about you......you and Jungkook."
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"What the hell? Why would you read a story about us?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"You know your fans ship you guys right?"
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"Yeah I know but I didn't think my girlfriend would too."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Well I do, so I'd appreciate it if you'd leave me alone. You're interrupting me and my reading time."
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"Reading time? Well that's a first, this is the first time I've seen you read a book since I started dating you but It can't be more interesting then a makeout session with me."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Shhh! You guys are just about to do it!"
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"Do what?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Have sex."
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"Okay that's my cue to leave, you have fun with that, I'm gonna go take a shower. Weirdo."
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• ᴊɪᴍɪɴ •
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ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"F/N"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Hm?"
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"At first I didn't want go say anything, but, it's just been bothering me. Are you, perhaps, reading stories about me, and the guys...?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Oh, well, uhm, this is awkward, haha....uh yeah, how did you know?"
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"Remember when you asked to use my phone?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Mhm."
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"I went through my search history and found 'Yoonmin Smut' which was searched....28 times..."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Okay, I ship Yoonmin, got a problem?"
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"No no....I was just wondering if you..."
ʏᴏᴜ
"If I read stories about sex often?"
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"Well....yes."
ʏᴏᴜ
"No I don't. What do you take me for? A sex addict?"
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"Oh, good."
ʏᴏᴜ
"I just read sex stories about you guys often, you and Yoongi of course."
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"Uh....okay then."
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• ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ •
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ʏᴏᴜ
"Jungkook."
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
"Yeah?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Would you ever consider dating Taehyung?"
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
"Definitely not, why?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"You guys would look so cute together."
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
"That's gross, he's my hyung, he's like a brother to me and he's......Taehyung, just no."
ʏᴏᴜ
"You guys should seriously date tho, you would for sure be relationship goals, you guys could start your own youtube channel and stuff-."
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
"Babe, are actually encouraging me to dump you and date my hyung?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Uh, yes."
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
"I honestly don't understand you."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Taekook is life tho. There's no Tae without kook."
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• sᴜɢᴀ •
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ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"I've had enough, from now on I want you to stop bothering Jimin."
ʏᴏᴜ
"But I was just trying to help him!"
ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"Really F/N? You're trying to help him by telling him to break up with his girlfriend for me? He called me and told me that he thought you might be on drugs or something. How do you think his girlfriend feels?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"SHE WANTS IT TO HAPPEN TOO!"
ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"Well it's not going to, you're the one I'm always gonna be with."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Baby that's sweet and all, but you should invite Jimin over sometime and I'll leave you guys alone so you can spend some quality time together."
ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"I see him every fucking day what makes you think I wanna invite him over just so I can see his face?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Meanie, don't you love him?"
ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"Of course I do he's like my little brother-"
ʏᴏᴜ
"OOOOHH YOU LOVE HIM"
ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"I'm surrounded by idiots day and night it's unbelievable."
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• ᴊʜᴏᴘᴇ •
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ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"F/N....."
ʏᴏᴜ
"What's up?"
ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"Are you.....a Taekook shipper?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Yeah, how did you know?"
ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"I AM TOO DUH!"
ʏᴏᴜ
"NO FUCKING WAY! REALLY?!"
ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"I SERIOUSLY AM BABE!"
ʏᴏᴜ
"OH MY GOD YES!"
ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"NOW WE CAN HARASS THEM TOGETHER!"
ʏᴏᴜ
"YEAH! RIGHT AFTER I GET YOU AND YOONGI TOGETHER!"
ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"HELL YEAH- Wait what?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"I said right after I get you and Yoongi-"
ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"I know what the fuck you said Y/N, you're disgusting."
ʏᴏᴜ
"uh what?"
ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"Don't ever speak to me again you................old piece of cheese."
ʏᴏᴜ
".............Why am I offended?"
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• ʀᴍ •
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ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
*Hurts himself*
ʏᴏᴜ
"Jin would make sure you never get hurt again"
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
*Breaks something*
ʏᴏᴜ
"Jin would make sure that's he's the only one you'd ever break. In bed-"
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
*Falls*
ʏᴏᴜ
"Jin would always catch you"
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
*Coughs*
ʏᴏᴜ
"The only thing you'll be coughing on is Jin's d-"
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
"Dude stop, you're fucking crazy."
ʏᴏᴜ
"No, only crazy about NamJin"
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
"Fuck off F/N"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Why? Are you mad?"
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
"No."
ʏᴏᴜ
"If you are, I'm sorry."
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
"Baby I'm not mad it's just-"
ʏᴏᴜ
"That you're too much of a pussy to get with Jin.'
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
"Bye."
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• ᴊɪɴ •
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sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ
"This is the last time."
ʏᴏᴜ
"No!"
sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ
"F/N give me your phone!"
ʏᴏᴜ
"You're not my mother!"
sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ
"Well I'm your boyfriend! Just let me see!"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Neveeerrrrrr"
sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ
"Will you just tell me what you're looking at then?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Fan art."
sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ
"Really? I could've sworn I saw a picture of my face."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Your face and Namjoons pressed together."
sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ
"Why?.....................Do?..........Seriously?.............??"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Are you ever gonna date NamJoon? I see the way he looks at you."
sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ
"He looks at all of us that way, like we're stupid and no I don't plan on dating him cause I'm happy with you."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Well I'm happy with NamJin, and if you guys are never gonna get together I would be very happy if you left me alone so I can look at some more pictures."
sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ
"Um, okay."
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