(author's note: jm stands for jimin, and yg stands for yoongi)
jm: Hey, Yoongi? Vante told me something that I've been wanting to ask you for a while.
yg: bring it.
jm: ...
jm: Are you really a vampire? Or is Vante just lying?
yg: yah, i'm a vamp. i'm sorry you didn't know this sooner, and i'm sorry taehyung said it just to make you stay away from me.
jm: No, no. It's okay. I mean, you had the chance to, but you never drained me of my blood.
yg: first of all, you were wearing a scarf and you looked fucking adorable. second of all, you're too precious for me to drain you.
jm: Oh.
jm: That's comforting.
yg: lmao ya
jm: Anyway, I'm glad I didn't make you uncomfortable. I know how much personal space and whatnot means to you. As an idol, I can understand. 😅