Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

By 0WeAreTheNight0

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A big ol' book of awesome Kakavege goodness. A hundred chapters and going! More

One: The Secret of Strength
Two: "Let's Skip The Warmup"
Three: How to Start A War
Four: Sick Day
Five: When The Darkness Comes
Six: Deception
Seven: Blue
Eight: Babies!
Madness
Weird...
Demons
Hellfire
Madness Pt. 2?
The Strangest Things
My Shadow
The Real Slim Shady
My Shadow pt. 2...
Goodbye
When Angels Fly Away
Defying Gravity
Open Up Your Eyes
Did We Just Become Best Friends!?
Midnight Lament
"Don't Cuss in Front of the Kids!"
Thorns Upon Roses
The Endless Shadow (My Shadow pt. 3)
Hide and Seek
"Not Again..."
Endings
Daddy
Too Quiet
Slave
Overwhelmed
The Dark of You
Second Anniversary
Little Monster
Paradise
Dance With The Devil
Hormones
Seventh Month
The Hardships of Motherhood
Slave Part Twoooo
Beyond the Silence
Destiny
Nightmares
Helpless
The Other Side (Request)
"I Said Help Me!"
Rivals
"Go Back to Sleep"
Mistaken
"You're A Parrot!"
Twister
Dreaming of You
Jekyll and Hyde
The Meaning of Decay
"Stay Calm"
Two Faced
I'm The Bad Guy!
Tagged....
Me to You
You to Me
Regrets
Countdown
The Death of Our Sanity
Affection
Goofball
Full of Darkness
The Phone Call
Paper Cut
You're So Dumb
Two Weeks
Growing Old With You
Us and Them
Just Sayin
Listen Up!!!
Amnesia
How Many?
His First Winter
Insomniac
Liar!
I Hate You
Oh God No...
Butter
"I Have A Boyfriend!"
"Please Put Some Pants On..."
No Longer Alone
He's Never Done THAT Before!
Your Many Faces
The Fall
Healing Light
Desire
Hold My Hand
Without Me
Bloody Moonlight
Kingdom Come
Company
Fever Dream
When You Hear the Music
Dancing in the Dark
"You Can't Hide..."
Rewrite the Stars
Found
Tagged
Happy Birthday, Jetra!!!
Happy Birthday, Martel!
Frustrating
Spiked Eggnog
Tags
Intimidation
Nature's Breath
The Wrong Pill
Busted
Dream
Sick
My Lullaby
Wily Tactics
The Merman and The Siren
Requiem For A Dream
Animal
Girls Like Girls
Your Secrets
Through Your Eyes
Just A Massage
Twilight of The Heart
Eclipse of The Soul
Death of The Mind
Tales of the Moon
As Sanity Decays
Taming Hearts
Free
Ocean Whispers
Returned
Stay
Kings and Queens
Sleepy
Lullaby for a Prince
Vegeta's Reply
The Dead Man
Moon Shadow
Welcome Home
Shadows
Casuality
Takes Two to Tango
More Trouble Than You're Worth
Doubting Hearts
Ashes of Eden
The Devil Within
The Fall of Coelum
HE BIT ME
Born of Fire
Face Reveal?
Monsters

VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!

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By 0WeAreTheNight0

*Well, first of all, happy Valentine's Day everybody! Anyway, I decided to write a Valentine's Day special for you all because you're all so wonderful and beautiful and supportive (even if I don't have many followers 😅😅😅). Ok, enough of me talking, here are my babies!!!*

Goku stepped out of the house and looked out onto the shoreline. His little Prince sat on the wet sand, staring out over the sea. He walked down and sat beside him, and for several minutes, they simply sat and enjoyed the silence. The sky was cloudless. It was almost too quiet for Goku's taste, but he knew that Vegeta liked the quiet. Goku glanced at Vegeta and smiled. "Hey," he whispered, reaching out and running his fingers through Vegeta's hair. "Do you know what today is?" He scooted closer and leaned against his mate.

Vegeta thought for a few moments, seeming somber. "No," he replied.

Goku looked at Vegeta, shocked. "Baby, you don't know? It's Valentine's Day, Vegeta!"

The Prince rolled his eyes. "Kakarrot, I know hardly any of Earth's customs. I don't know what that means. I mean, I remember that Bulma would try to coax me out of the gravity room to fuck me or something, but I usually ignored everything."

Goku was grinning like an idiot. "So you've never had a Valentine's Day?" When Vegeta shook his head, Goku scooped him up and laughed when Vegeta yelped and clung to his neck. "Well, my Prince, this is your lucky day. You and I are celebrating Valentine's Day and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it!"

"Kakarrot, put me down!"

Goku took him inside and plopped him down on the couch, where he then proceeded to tickle the daylights out of Vegeta. The room was filled with laughter and screams. When Vegeta's face was almost blue Goku stopped. He let Vegeta catch his breath before placing a gentle kiss on his lips. When they pulled away to gaze at each other, Vegeta grinned slightly. "I hate you," he whispered.

Goku pressed his forehead to Vegeta's. "I love you too, my Prince." He saw the corner of Vegeta's mouth twitch. Every time Goku used his title, it was a noticeable boost to his pride; as if he didn't have a big enough ego. They lay on the couch for almost an hour, just cuddling. At one point Goku murmured, "Tonight we're going out to dinner. I'm getting you enough chocolate and alcohol to satisfy an army."

"Why?" Vegeta whined with a laugh.

"Because it's Valentine's Day and I love you." Goku kissed his nose. "This is a day that I'm supposed to shower you with love and food and whatever the heck you want."

"Ok then, get a pencil. I want a new planet, a castle, more Saiyans, my tail, your tail, and a pet tiger." They laughed, but Goku secretly made a note in the back of his mind...

~Timeskip brought to you by Whis peeking over the fourth wall~

Vegeta couldn't help but stare when he saw Goku that evening coming out of their room. The tall Warrior was in a dark grey suit with a black shirt under it and a silver tie. Something about that image made Vegeta's face heat up. He could just picture if Goku went Super Saiyan... The thought gave him chills. Goku grinned when he saw Vegeta in similar dress, except his clothes were black from head to toe. "Kami," Goku whispered. "You look hot, Vegeta."

Vegeta's face got even redder as his automatic response leapt to his tongue. "Shut up," he muttered. Goku laughed and came forward, taking his hands. Vegeta's heart was beating a mile a minute. Goku bowed and kissed Vegeta's right hand, noting with pleasure that he was not wearing his gloves. "Are you ready, my Prince?" His voice was a deep rumble that sent peculiar twinges through Vegeta's stomach. He nodded breathlessly.

Goku used Instant Transmission to take them near the biggest restaurant- and the most expensive-looking one- that Vegeta had ever seen in his life. "No," he said. "No, no, no- Kakarrot!" he laughed, looking at his mate. Goku laughed as well and took him inside.

"I've already got reservations," he purred, leading Vegeta up the stairs. "I got us the absolute best table. Look." He gestured, and Vegeta made the mistake of looking. He popped his hands over his mouth to stop the gasp of surprise and delight that almost jumped out of him. There was a balcony with black satin curtains that could be pulled shut to hide them from other eyes. It looked out over the city, and lights shone everywhere. The table sat right by the railing, and on it sat a bowl with floating candles and a bottle of wine. It was literally breathtaking. Vegeta looked back and forth from Goku to the table several times. Goku smiled. "Do you like it?"

Vegeta made a squeaking sound and yanked Goku into a bear hug. "You...! I'm gonna kill you! I love you! Thank you so much!" He pulled Goku down into a deep kiss, and distantly he heard a few "aww"s. He dragged Goku out onto the balcony and they looked out at the lights for a few minutes. Vegeta leaned against Goku and hugged his arm. He whispered, "I can't believe you did this. I... I don't even know how I can give something back that can even come close to comparing to it. Why the hell did you do this?" He looked up into Goku's content eyes. "How the hell did you do this? This is the most expensive restaurant in the city. Where did you get that kind of money?"

Goku chuckled. "I made a deal with Bulma a few weeks ago. I "test" Capsule equipment. Basically all I do is go hang out at her place for a while and she pays me."

"You son of a bitch. Think she'd let me "test equipment"? We'd be pulling in enough to be filthy rich." Vegeta grinned.

"You could ask, I suppose. I've been planning this for a long time, Vegeta." He smiled down at the Prince. "You look beautiful tonight."

Vegeta looked up. His eyes were sparkling so brightly that Goku had a hard time keeping his gaze. So he leaned down and kissed him, wrapping one arm around his waist and the other resting on his leg. Vegeta pressed against him for more contact. Goku rubbed his nose against Vegeta's and said, "Let's get something to eat."

"Ok." They went over to the table and sat down. Once they'd ordered a meal that made the waiter raise an eyebrow but leave, Vegeta scooted his chair closer to Goku's and held his hand. "You're a dummy," he said, rubbing the callused skin. "You went through all this trouble just for me."

"I love you," Goku said as if it explained everything in the Universe.

Vegeta laughed softly. "Still wondering why." He allowed Goku to kiss his hand. Their food came after a surprisingly short wait, and instead of inhaling their food like they normally did, they talked as they ate which slowed them down to an almost "normal" pace. They talked about their first meeting and its following battle, their time on Namek, everything they had gone through up to recent years. Two hours- and a bottle of wine and two bottles of champagne- later, the Saiyans had finished their meal and were now gazing quietly over the city lights.

Vegeta was smiling, happier than he'd been in a while. He chuckled suddenly; Goku glanced his way. The bigger Saiyan smiled. "What's so funny?" he murmured, rubbing Vegeta's shoulder.

Vegeta took his hand in both of his and pressed it to his cheek. He laughed again. "You killed me," he said, as if realizing something that explained a huge secret. Goku frowned confusedly. He was about to ask what Vegeta meant, but the Prince went on. "On Namek. It wasn't Frieza who killed me. It was you, Kakarrot. Oh sure, he killed me physically, but you... you literally killed who I used to be. The evil in my heart died that day. Even when Babidi possessed me, he wasn't really awakening any evil in me; he was just trying to put life back into something that had long decayed. Back then I had a reputation to maintain, a face I had to keep up. But now I don't need it." He took Goku's chin and pulled him down gently for a kiss. "Thank you..." he whispered a moment later. "Thank you for killing me."

~Timeskip brought to you by Kanalune~

Vegeta felt a surge of power enough to waken him from a deep sleep. He sat up, completely disoriented. "Kakarrot?" he mumbled as he felt beside him. The bed was empty. He stumbled out of bed and went outside. There, looming almost directly over his house, was the great Dragon Shenron. He let out a yelp of alarm. "What the hell!?"

"Thank you!" he heard Goku call as Shenron vanished. The Dragonballs rose into the air and shot away like bullets. Goku looked over his shoulder and grinned nervously at a baffled Vegeta. "H- Hey, Geta! I was hoping you'd sleep through that..."

"What the hell did you do?" Vegeta asked softly.

"I... granted your wishes?"

This confused Vegeta even more. "My what? I didn't wish for anything."

Goku grinned like a demon and pointed up. Vegeta looked up towards the moon and let out a shriek. There, red and glowing by the moon, was Planet Vegeta. "Begeta!" the Prince swore, his voice much higher than normal. "What the-!? No! What the fuck!? Kakarrot, what is this!?"

Goku was laughing so hard he was almost falling over. His tail swished happily behind him. Vegeta looked back and grabbed his own tail. "What the fuck!?"

"I wished back the planet and the Saiyans- with some modifications- with Namek's Dragonballs, and I wished for our tails and a tame tiger with ours." He was still laughing hysterically at Vegeta's reaction. The little Prince was totally speechless and looked near tears. His new tail was bottle brushed. Vegeta looked up again and put a hand over his mouth; Goku heard a muffled sob. He came over and hugged Vegeta, who promptly melted into a puddle of raw emotion. "I love you," Goku said hopefully.

*I'm so sorry this is late you guys! It's the day after Valentine's day, but I still had to post this. I started it yesterday, but I was really busy with a school project and didn't finish it in time. Comment and share! Please follow; I follow back!!!*

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