James: so you and Sirius are an item?
Me: yeah.
James: finally! He's been wanting this for all his years at Hogwarts. Practically stalking you, ya know. Following you between classes and being wherever you are on free period.
Me: ... that's... just no
James: he told me.
Me: ... SIRIUS BLACK GET YO ASS IN HERE
Sirius: *apparates in* what
Me: sirius what the fuck
Sirius: What?!
Me: James has just told me you've been practically stalking me over the past three years at Hogwarts
Sirius: ... true that
Me: ....... *walks away*
Sirius:
James:
Sirius:
James:
James: I fucked up didn't I
Sirius: MERLIN'S BEARD JAMES
I thought of this at school today XD
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