large baguette & fashionista
large baguette: will i get charged for murder if
fashionista is calling
large baguette: let me finish
fashionista: aight
large baguette: if i throw myself out the window
FASHIONISTA IS CALLING
large baguette: i'm fine i'm fine
fashionista: babe. what's up?
large baguette: i'm just freaked out for finals
large baguette: i keep trying to focus on my art history notes and i just end up writing fanfiction instead
fashionista: just put your phone somewhere you can't see it
large baguette: i don't have that amount of self control
fashionista: by the way john wants to talk to you
large baguette: i can't right now. too stressed
fashionista: i wish i could help but i have to keep studying. stitch patterns aren't easy
large baguette: fiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnee
fashionista: hey
fashionista: i love you
fashionista: you got this
large baguette: i love you too. thank you
large baguette & never satisfied
large baguette: can u help me study for art pleaaase
never satisfied: ask liza. i'm busy
large baguette: ok
never satisfied: wait john needs u for a bit
large baguette: too busy
large baguette & helpless
large baguette: can you help me please liza
helpless: i'm sorry babes. i'm busy :( ask mariah
large baguette: FINe
helpless: by the way jo-
read at 3:02 pm
helpless: how's that possible
large baguette & 💋
large baguette: can you help me study for art
read at 3:14 pm
large baguette: ok bih
💋: oh john-
large baguette: NoT nOw
large baguette & leggy
large baguette is typing...
leggy: no
large baguette: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK
leggy: i'm busy. go away
large baguette: with what?
leggy: jenga
leggy: with mozzarella sticks
leggy: if it falls i eat it
leggy: i'm busy. bye
large baguette: ...ok then
large baguette & hams
large baguette: alex darling
hams: yo
large baguette: please tell me you can help me study for my finals
hams: sure! what is it about?
hams: the constitution?
hams: federalist papers?
hams: criminal justice?
hams: persuasive writing?
hams: french!
hams: english
large baguette: art history
hams: oh
hams: yeah i don't really know anything about art
hams: like
hams: at all
large baguette: you've got to be kidding me
large baguette: you know everything EXCEPT art history?!
hams: hey
hams: i got a scholarship to columbia university for my writing
hams: not my art
hams: all my stick figures look famished and depressed
large baguette: as expected
hams: what's that supposed to mean?
large baguette: nothing
hams: oh by the way
hams: john wa
large baguette: i'm too busy to concern myself with his issues right now
hams: uh ok
large baguette: i'll ask him for help
large baguette: bye beetch
large baguette & turtles
large baguette: help me
large baguette: pls
turtles: yes thot?
large baguette: um, excuse me?
turtles: how may i help you
turtles: thot
large baguette: well
large baguette: slut
large baguette: i don't get art history
turtles: i see. well
turtles: bitch
turtles: that's sounds like a y o u problem
large baguette: SHIT FACE
turtles: ASS HAT
large baguette: WHORE ASS
turtles: BYE
hams & turtles
hams: did you talk to laf about herc and them doing it on your bed
turtles: kind of
AHHH HELLO MY BABIES SO SOREY HERE I AM