I=tony stark
P=peter parker
St=doctor strange
S=Starlord
D=drax
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Ebony maws ship starts to crash on titan
I-anyone got any bright ideas on how to land this
St-not a clue
I-well kid get over here and help me
Tony grabs a lever and so does peter and they pull back as hard as the can but it doesnt do any good it still crashes
Peter get up and walks out of the ship
I-we need to find a way back to earth thanos is probably on his way now
St-I agree
Peter comes running back in
P-I just wanna say that if some alien plants its eggs in and I wind up eating one of you I'm sorry
I-if I hear one more pop culture reference...
P-I'm trying to say something is coming
All of a sudden star lord and drax come into the ship
Starlord shoots at them but doesn't hit anyone
Drax comes toward peter
P-please dont put your eggs in me
Peter webs up drax and he falls to the ground
Starlord grabs peter and points his gun to peters head and tony points his hand pulsor towards drax
S-alright everyone chill the eff out now I'm gonna ask you this one time time where's Gamora
I-ill do you one better who's Gamora
D-ill do you one better why is Gamora
S-you tell me where she is or I'm gonna fry this little freak
I-ok you shoot my guy ill shoot yours
D-do it quill i can take it
St-no he can't one blast would blow him apart
S-fine ill kill all three of you and beat it out of thanos myself
I-thanos?
St-okay let me ask you this one time what master do you serve
S-what master do I serve what am i supposed to say jesus?
I-you're from earth
S-I'm from Missouri
I-yeah that's earth dipshit why are you hassling us
P-wait your not with thanos
S-with thanos no who are you guys
P-were the avengers man
Star lord lets peter go
S-you're the ones thor told us about
I-wait you know Thor?
S-yeah tall guy not that handsome needed saving
They walk outside
I-alright we need a plan
P-like what
I-we have one advantage he's coming to us well use it so here's what im thinking
Drax yawns
I-are you yawning right in the middle of me breaking it down
S-we usually wing it
I-we cant just wing it
P-so what is it you guys actually do
D-we kick names and take ass
S-thats right......wait what
I-oh god just get over here
Tony starts telling them a plan and he looks up and sees doctor strange fliping out
I-hey doc you okay
Doctor strange doesnt respond
Tony walks over to him and shakss him and doctor strange falls to the ground breathing heavily
I-hey you okay
St-i looked toward into the alternate futures of the coming conflict
S-how many did you see
St-fourteen million six hindred and five
I-how many did we win
St-one