A big looking mansion with a mix of red, green, blue, black, orange, yellow, and white is seen.
A man with a yellow fur coat and some boxers is seen, awaking from his bed.
That is Nate Xpress. He likes orange/yellow, has autism, and owns a CAW Company called the IWA. He wears a yellow fur coat.
A random crowd cheering is heard.
Nate: What was that?!
Nate starts getting annoyed by his beeping alarm clock.
Nate grabs his alarm clock, and throws it against the wall.
He also hates alarm clocks. (Don't we all?)
Nate: Ugh....another day of school...
Another man is seen entering the room.
???: Nate, we have CWA tapings.
Nate: Hold On Rick, we TAPE stuff now?
That man by the door was Rick C. He wears glowing stuff, and sometimes his duplicates of his "Glorious Rick C" shirts. He owns a company called RCCW.
Random crowd cheering is heard again.
Rick: Well, me and Noah are a bit busy with...MORTAL KOMBAAAT!! And what the hell was that?
Nate: I heard it to..anyways..Who am I facing?
Rick: Willie Rivers.
Nate: Irish Ciampa?
Nate gets out of his bed, only to be slapped by Rick.
Rick: Don't you EVER compare Willie to Ciampa...
Rick and another character we will get to soon, ENVIES Ciampa. He just doesn't get his hype.
Nate: Would you rather I keep comparing Lana or Cake to Gargano.
Rick: Cake And Gargano?......that's actually worse.
Rick and the other character dislike Johnny Gargano.
Nate: I thought you said you hated Ciampa mo—
Rick: Shut up, Nate!
Nate and Rick walk down the stairs, fully dressed.
Nate: You woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Rick: DIY is just overrated. I also feel a weird sense of anger.
The chair Rick usually sits at has a weird white substance.
Nate: ...Now I've figured it out.
Nate and Rick hear a weird noise...like intro music...
Nate: Ok so now that's stra—
Nate and Rick are suddenly sent to a white place with a white background.
Rick: Um...
Rick sees Status frozen in place, with a smile....as is every other main character. Nate and Rick are suddenly swung to the side of them, and are forced to put on a smile. Words drop down in front of them.
"The CLON Show."
Nate: *through his teeth* Now that's just lame.
The music ends, as everyone else is stuck in place.
Nate: .....*through his teeth* CAN WE CONTINUE OUR LIVES NOW?!
Rick: *through his teeth* It's a title card Nate, give it time...
Nate and Rick are suddenly in a car.
Rick: Before the debacle I was going to get Noah here, but—
Nate and Rick start hearing the crowd cheers beginning to rise.
Nate: NOT AGAIN!
The random crowd cheers, as Noah, in a hoodie with blue AJ Styles gloves, and pants.
Noah C, is the brother of Rick C, and an AJ Styles Mark—
Noah: *to narrator* I'm more of a Becky Stan now.
*quietly* God help us all *clears throat* Anyways, Noah often wears hoodies, with pants because your supposed to dress that way.
Noah enters the backseat.
Noah: ....Who ordered us a big ass van?
Rick smirks.
A quick flashback to Rick at a dealership.
Ash Ketchum: NO RICK! YOU CAN'T
Peter Griffin: IM TOO OLD TO DIE!
Ash and Peter were former RCCW employees, who took loads of money from Rick C...before he made that back up of course. But Rick forget his wallet at home, like a dumbass.
Rick: Take these two jobbers to turn into talent for your shi—I mean good league.
Barron Blade: BCW could use talents like these.
Rick: *tips hat* Now about that van.
Barron Blade: OH, right.
Present time, Rick, Nate, and Noah are at the arena.....but an angry crowd of people are blocking the entrance.
Noah: What the hells going on here?
Noah exits the car, and walks up to the crowd.
Man #1: TRUMP SUPPORTER!!
Woman #1: CANCEL CWA!!
The crowd starts chanting "Cancelled."
Noah: Hey, Hey, Hey listen. Are we seriously letting POLITICS affect a good time.
Woman #1: SHUT UP YOU MAGAt!
Noah: NO YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LIBTAR—
The crowd starts attacking Noah, as Rick and Nate see this from the van.
Rick: We're getting our asses kicked.
Nate: Yep.
Rick and Nate exit the car...
LOCAL HOSPITAL
Rick, Noah, and Nate are in hospital beds.
Noah: You know, I don't THINK that was a smart idea.
Nate: You THINK?
Rick: Great, now politics have gotten into CWA. Noah, why'd you choose Trump?
Noah: Obama didn't do SHIT! And Trump's actually accomplished good things.
Nate: Can we just agree that both sides are flawed?
Noah: FUCK NO!
Rick: Sorry Nate, your not gonna change his mind.
Nate: It'll likely get worse from here.
A Doctor gets a twitter notification, sees Nate, Rick, and Noah, and runs off, dropping the phone.
Noah: *deadpanned to Nate* You just HAD to say it...
Rick gets out of his bed, and looks at the Doctors phone. A tweet is shown.
"@NetherRick @Nate_Xpress and @TeamBlazegrass are all bad men who did a bad thing to me. Click this link for more..."
Rick: ..That's not good.
Noah: No shit.
Status arrives, and tucks his shovel inside some type of bag.
The random crowd cheers again, as Status just looks confused.
That is Status Quo. He's the oldest of the CLON, is african American, and owns a company called VGW, which has garnered the most subscribers out of everyone else.
Noah: *hears this from the hospital* What the hell is that?!
Rick: *hears too* You'll get used to it Noah.
Neighbor: Hey, Quo.
Status groans.
His neighbor was Peter Baxter. Peter And Status hated eachother ever since the mansion was bought. Peter was envious of the CLON's success.
Peter: Nice shovel you got there. Your even burying your own company now?
Status: Just leave me alone Baxter.
Flashback to Status at a VGW meeting.
Man #1: Team Japan?! Really?! That's the MOST bland team ever!
Man 2: Not as bland as Luke Andrews.
Status: ....I'm trying.
Man 2: You better be.
Status: *sigh* How are our ratings?
The ratings are declining as seen from the chart.
Status: Wow. How come I wasn't shown this? I thought VGW did just fine this season!
A tall, muscular figure walks in.
Bash Robisheux: It declined because you don't care for the midcard. You see Status—
Everyone at the meeting except for Status, Man 3, and Bash are asleep.
Bash: ...Really? My mic work is NOT that bad.
Status: But your in ring "skill" is. Bash, stop trying to politic.
Bash: You have a HOT heel on your hands! Verbally, AND physically.
Man #3: Yeah because clothesline's and flexes can make someone connect...you made a match with ROOK, EDDIE CHECKMATE, one of the worst at CWA Bad Blood...
Eddie Checkmate, AKA Rook, AKA Mr Bish—
Far voice: We don't mention him!
...Ok. Anyways, Eddie is known as one of the most charismatic and agile athletes in the world. Bash Robisheux on the other hand...
Bash: If you don't give me the push I deserve, your going to lose one of your most promising starts to date!
Status: This isn't 90s wrestling where you can just politic as you please. Bash, your fired. We aren't having any of that.
Nate walks by.
Nate: I'm gonna head to my house for a nap here in a few...oh hey Bash!
Bash: Jobber.
Nate: No no, it's not that. I have a DRINK...
Bash: Screw it, I'm thirsty anyways.
Bash takes a drink, and then realizes he was supposed to be arguing with Status. He starts getting overcome with emotion, and cry-shouts at Status.
Bash: I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR THIS!
Status looks at Nate, who gestures to a note on some liquid that says "For Female Hormones." The men at the meeting rush off.
Nate: Well Status, it's all you.
Nate walks off.
Status: Bash, id probably kick your ass, but there's no need for violence.
Bash: *sniffle and crying* I don't care!
Bash misses a punch, and Status uppercuts him, knocking him out.
Status: ...OW, MY FUCKING HAND! His jaw IS made of steel...
Present time, Peter snags Status' bag.
Peter: Ooo, whats In here?
Status: *sigh* *quickly* Dumb idiot says what?
Peter: Wha—
Status punches Peter across the face, and just walks into the mansion. Status shuts the door once he's inside, and looks up at the TV.
Welcome to CNN, I'm Heno Bals, And today, 2 sexual assault allegations, against 2 business owners. Richard Cunningham, and Noah Cunningham, have all been accused of allegedly ganging up on, a woman. In other news, Nathan Reed, another business owner, has been accused for the kidnapping of a man named Sugma Hardwood.
Status: What the hell?
The door to the mansion opens, as Bruno walks in. A random crowd cheer is heard again.
Noah: *hears this* CAN THIS STOP?!
Bruno is the owner of ULW, and often wears ULW shirts, with black pants. Don't ask me how many pairs of what they have.
Bruno: I heard the news.
Status: Yeah. That's complete bullshit.
Bruno: ..in OTHER news, Crims coming any second.
Status: Why? What's taken HIM so long?
Crim is seen getting something from the grocery store. One big, giant, thicc cake (not the wrestler lol)
The random crowd cheers again.
Status: *hears this* Seriously, what is going on today?
Crim: Mmm...I love cake mixes.
Crim hears the sound of something approaching...
....a shopping cart. With no owner. Western music plays in the background.
Crim: HMMM...
An African American is seen, older, and staring at Crim.
Crim: You wanna go old man....
Employee: Sir...um..
Crim looks back at the employee.
Crim: Huh-What?
Employee: Are you ok.
Crim: Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
Crim takes his shopping cart, and heads to checkout.
HOSPITAL
Noah: This is bad dude! First libtards beat us up, NOW we have harassment allegations.
Nate: I feel bad for you guys. People are on alert more for allegations than kidnappings.
Noah: Nate, something tells me you actually kidnapped someone.
Nate: ...What?
A person sees Nate's car.
Person: Are you sure you want to do this, Judy?
Judy Wass: It'll be fine. Then I can swoop right in, be the hero.
Judy Wass is Nate's mortal enemy. They hated eachother since college, and never gotten over it since.
Judy turns to see a man dressed as a puppy, and...
???: Just do the job you CRETINS!
Puppy: Calm Dow—
Elden: Shut up Dudley, you need to calm down, LOOK AT YOU! YOUR A FURRY!
Judy just dumps some liquid that looks like blood in Nate's trunk. Judy ties himself up.
Judy: I'll take one for the team.
Judy gets in the trunk, as Elden and Dudley close it.
Elden: We can hire some whores right?
Dudley: Yeah.
Elden: ILL do the talking then. I'm smooth....
Dudley: Your also old.
Elden stares daggers into Dudley, and Dudley whimpers.
At a club, Elden walks in.
Club Manager: I'm the club manager, Tom "The Virgin."
Elden: Your last name is 'THE VIRGIN?'
Tom: No, they all just call me that.
Elden: We need to borrow some whores.
Tom: They have actual names you know—
Elden stares daggers into Tom.
Tom: *scared* Right away...
Elden stops staring.
Elden: You see how affective staring into peoples souls are?
Dudley: ...Can I just have fun?
Elden: ..Go for it. Just don't do anything stupid.
Dudley rushes off.
Elden: Dumb mutt.
Back at the mansion, Crim enters to see Status and Bruno watching the news still.
Crim: I GOT THE—
Status: SSSHHHH...
I'm Hugh G. Rection, with an update on who are allegedly victims of the situation with The Cunningham Brothers, and Nathan Reed. 4 prostitutes were apparently taken, with it being cleared that the reporter of the incident was a prosititute. Ones father, Elden Sharply, had this to say:
Elden: *fake sadness* That was my daughter...and they-they took away my baby...*fake tears* I know the hospital they are at. Methodist.
Crim: ...What did I walk in to?
Bruno: Rick, Noah, and Nate apparently got into trouble. And Elden...GRRRRRR!
Status: And knowing how this country works, they will be deemed guilty before they are deemed innocent! We can't let Elden get away with this!
Bruno: That's how Twitter works.
Status: All social media, Bruno.
Bruno: Wattpad?
Status: Except that.
Crim: Wait so...Rick, Noah, and Nate apparently did rape and kidnappings? That doesn't sound like them. Plus, Elden.
Status: WOW, NO SHIT, CRIM! That's why we need a plan...
Bruno: YOUR making the plan? Your usually the most humble one here.
Bruno's statement was correct. Status was nice and usually didn't stick his nose into things...unless it involves Bash Robisheux or Peter Baxter, the two antagonists in his life.
Status: Well if THOSE 3 are getting jailed, Moore is GOD KNOWS WHERE, and Braden hasn't been seen for a few days, I think someone's after us. Eldens likely leading the pack....
Crim: I think my former guardian was after me at the grocery store.
Bruno: Has he left yet?
Crim: No.
Crims father was a very shitty one. He left one day to get some milk, and never came back from the store. Crims been awaiting the day he can fight someone he doesn't even consider his father anymore.
Status: I doubt your father—
Crim: Former guardian...
Status: Ok, I doubt your former guardians involved in this.
Bruno: Well, lets just go already!
Crim: We don't even have a plan.
Status: Crim...I'm gonna have to ask you to stay here for this one.
Crim: Wait why?
Status: Well because...your half-Black, half-white, and if Fiberals or Cuntservatives see you, then they'll tug o war to get you on their side.
Crim: You know...I'm HALF offended.
Bruno: We have to be sneaky right? Like, Swiper sneaky.
Status: Swiper was not sneaky, he got bested by an elementary schooler.
Bruno: What other strategy could we use?! HUH?!
Status: Hm...
Cut to a car, with Status and Bruno inside, with...disguises...Bruno has a white persons color painted over him, while Status has his shovel in hand. He's also wearing a trench coat with a top hat.
Bruno: ...Really?
Status: That's all they had.
Bruno and Status step out, and see the hospital as a mob of Extremists are surrounding it.
Chants: Lock them up! *different chants* Let them go!
Rick, Noah, and Nate, free from their beds, see the carnage from a window.
Nate: Oh no....
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